cigars, Garth Brooks, gossip, ex-boyfriends, 2- door cars, country music, backstabbers, fake wannabe boy groups and pop princesses w/ their surgically enhanced skanky role model examples that pollute everybody's minds, nuts, mealworms, selfish friends, ignorance, jealous + posessive boyfriends, nosy people, pottymouths, people without morals, teasing, narcisists, rumors, phonies, breaking up, Howard Stern, people who lick their fingers when paging through a book, sexist pigs, the Nazi, C, zoos, feet, caramel, uni-brows, cheesecake, beer, ultimatiums, geese, Fred, racist people, contradiction, bad listeners, mosquitoes, hypocrites, P. Diddy, people who refuse to compromise, golf, and #1- the orange mop!