Jessa's Domain
Aliases: Killer, Claws, The Predator, Meanie, The Cat From Hell, It
Description: Subject is known murderer, and has
taste for the blood of birds and small rodents.
Although known for rough behavior, subject
always remains well-groomed and wearing
immaculately tailored coat. Fur may be
illegally imported from Italy. Probably has
scars.
Runs catnip ring, and extorts cat food
from others. May meow with slight Brooklyn
accent. Prefers to stay in its own
neighborhood, but strays into other areas at
night. Fearless defender of the homestead from
all invading squirrels or mice or PEOPLE, for that matter.
Does not give a
hoot about other cats, and will attack them and ANYONE just for
kicks. Good for a quick cuddle, but do not push
this cat too far. Protective eyewear suggested.
Ankle injury likely upon meeting subject. Has
earned a degree in creative shredding of
valuables. Loves gangster movies.
*excerpts taken from EMode
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