'Stone Cold' Will Sasso: WHAT?! Stone Cold is back in the WWE! WHY? WHY? WHY? Oh damn...I'd knew I'd mess that up. I mean...WHAT?! WHAT?! The Rattlesnake is back to whoop some ass! WHAT?! Hand out some Stunners! WHAT?! And drink some beer! WHAT?! Speaking of that, I need a beer, that was a long walk down that ramp! WHAT?! It means I'm a fat ass! Instead of chanting 'What' the fans start to boo. Oh, you don't like that? What are you gonna do?!

CCCCCRRRRASSSSSSSSSSHHHH!! 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin's music hits again...and out walks Steve Austin as the fans start to go berserk! Will Sasso stands in the middle of the ring, scared out of his mind as Austin makes his way to the ring.

'Stone Cold' Steve Austin: WHAT?! You wanna come out here and make fun of Stone Cold? WHAT?! Eh eh! That's something you don't do! WHAT?! But you know what? WHAT?! You did say one thing that sparked ol' Stone Cold's interest! WHAT?! And that's whoop as much ass as humanly possible!

Austin drops the microphone to the ground and hits Will Sasso...with the STONE COLD STUNNER!

As Austin starts to celebrate in the ring.....

MEDALS! Kurt Angle's music hits as he walks out onto the ramp. The fans start to boo as he makes his way down the ramp. Fireworks shoot out around him as the fans chant 'You Suck!' to his music.

Kurt Angle: You see Stone Cold...these fans don't wanna see you out here drinking beer in the middle of that ring! Oh hell no! They all spent their hard earned money to watch yours truly, their Olympic Hero, Kurt Angle come out here...and become the first ever WWE United States Champion! So why don't you just step out of the ring, and enforce the match like you're supposed to!

Austin stares back at Angle...and FLIPS HIM OFF! Austin then looks over to the announcer's table and shouts for some beer! Austin takes two beers, clings em together and drinks them as the fans get even louder! After drinking, Austin heads to the outside to be special enforcer!

THE PEEP'S CHAMPION! 'CHRISTIAN!' The Peep's Champion's music hits as Christian makes his way out to the ring to a chorus of boos. Christian looks out at the crowd with a smile on his face as he makes his way to ringside, and stands at the opposite side of Kurt Angle.

BIG DADDY COOL! Kevin Nash's new Clique music begins to play as he walks out onto the ramp to cheers from the crowd. Nash looks out and raises the Kliq sign to the crowd as he makes his way towards the ringside area.

WHOOOOOOOOOO! The Nature Boy's music begins to play as he struts out onto the ramp. Flair removes his robe as he makes his way down the ramp to ringside.

WELLLLLLL....WELL IT'S THE BIG SHOW! The Big Show's music hits as fireworks shoot out from the ramp. Show walks out onto the ramp and raises his arm into the air as he makes his way towards the ring area.

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! The Game's music hits as Triple H makes his way out onto the ramp. He takes a drink of water and spits it out in front of him as he slowly walks down the ramp towards ringside.

Now, it's onto the two superstars that will start this gauntlet match-up!......

THE NEXT BIG THING! Well...here comes the pain! Lesnar's music hits as he walks out onto the rampway. He stops at the top and then makes his way towards the ring. He jumps up onto the ring apron as fireworks shoot from the ringposts.

LATINO HEAT! You want some Latino Heat? Eddie's music begins to play as he drives out in one of his new low riders. Eddie drives it down the ramp and steps out to a huge ovation from the crowd. Eddie runs down to ringside and climbs up into the ring.

The bell sounds as the 8-man gauntlet match for the United States Championship gets underway!

As soon as the bell hits, Eddie immediately runs at Lesnar...Eddie dives at Lesnar...but Lesnar catches Eddie in a BEAR HUG!

Lesnar is choking the life out of Eddie with this move! Lesnar lifts Eddie off his feet with the Bear Hug...and SLAMS him to the mat!

Lesnar looks out to the crowd and yells out as he gets a mixture of cheers and boos. Lesnar pulls Eddie back to his feet...SMALL PACKAGE BY LATINO HEAT!! ......ONE......TWO....KICKOUT! Eddie almost upset him right there!

Both men quickly get back up...but Lesnar knocks Eddie inside out with a HUGE CLOTHESLINE! Lesnar pulls Eddie to his feet....lifts him up...PRESS SLAM! NO! Eddie breaks free from it! Lesnar turns around...into a DROPKICK!

Eddie pulls Lesnar to his feet...and pushes him into the corner. Eddie starts to STOMP away at Lesnar! Lesnar somehow gets back to his feet...impervious to this attack by Eddie...grabs him by the throat...and whips him into the turnbuckle!

Lesnar stands back...and drives a SHOULDER into Eddie...and ANOTHER! AND A THIRD! Lesnar grabs Eddie by the arm...IRISH WHIP! Eddie is sent into the ringpost! Lesnar runs in...Eddie gets a BOOT UP!

Eddie quickly climbs up to the top rope...CROSS BODY! NO! Lesnar catches him in mid-air! Lesnar lifts Eddie over his head....F5! Eddie reverses it! But Lesnar again takes Eddie down with a CLOTHESLINE!

Lesnar pushes Eddie into the corner...and lifts him up onto the top rope! What's Lesnar doing? He's going for a SUPERPLEX! Eddie is trying to fight it!

Eddie does...he pushes Lesnar off the top rope to onto the mat! Eddie stands up on the top rope...FROG SPLASH!! Eddie hit it! Guerrero goes for the cover ......ONE......TWO.......THREE!!

Eddie Guerrero has defeated Brock Lesnar!

Eddie waits in the ring for his next opponent...it's Kevin Nash! Big Daddy Cool! Eddie runs in at Nash...right into a BIG BOOT!

Nash is already calling for the finish! Nash lifts Eddie up...JACKNIFE POWERBOMB! REVERSAL! Eddie turns it into a HURRICANRANA! INTO THE COVER! ....ONE....TWO.....KICKOUT!!

Eddie quickly gets back to his feet...and starts to kick away at Nash! Nash slowly gets back up...Eddie runs to the ropes...FLYING FOREARM! NO! Nash BLOCKS IT! Nash nails Eddie with a knee to the stomach....JACKNIFE POWERBOMB!!

Nash goes for the cover on Eddie Guerrero .......ONE.......TWO........THREE!!

Eddie Guerrero has been eliminated by Big Daddy Cool, Kevin Nash!

Up next, is the Big Show! Big Show climbs into the ring...and comes at Nash with a CLOTHESLINE...but Nash ducks it...and comes back with a BIG BOOT!

Nash stands over Show...and drops an ELBOW! Nash gets back up...and DROPS ANOTHER! NO! Show moves out of the way!

Show quickly gets back to his feet...and grabs hold of Nash by the throat! THE SHOW STOPPER! NO! Nash kicks Show in the stomach...breaking free from the hold!

Nash grabs hold of Show...and hits a LIFTING DDT! WHAT A MOVE BY NASH! Nash goes for the cover on Big Show ......ONE.......TWO........THREE!!

The Big Show has been eliminated by Kevin Nash!

Who's next?...Oh...it's the Nature Boy...RIC FLAIR! Flair climbs into the ring...but Nash quickly attacks with a KNEE to the stomach!

Nash pushes Flair into the corner...Nash steps back...and comes in with a HUGE FOREARM! Nash steps back...another! AND A THIRD!

Nash stares down at Flair...Ric gets him with a thumb to the eye! Flair retreats to the outside for a quick breather...but 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin is right there...and he throws Flair back into the ring!

Flair can't believe it! He looks out and yells at Stone Cold but Austin just FLIPS HIM OFF! Flair turns around...and runs into...a BIG BOOT!

Nash goes for the cover ......ONE.....TWO.....KICKOUT!!

WHAT?! Here comes Vince Russo, Jeff Jarrett and Scott Steiner of the nWo Wolfpac!! They're here for revenge on Kevin Nash for leaving the Wolfpac!

Jarrett greets Austin halfway down the ring...and has got Stone Cold distracted! Russo makes his way to ringside...and is distracting the referee! Both the enforcer and the referee are being withheld by the Wolfpac!

Steiner grabs a STEEL CHAIR from the ringside...and HITS KEVIN NASH OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!

The Wolfpac quickly leaves the ring as Flair goes for the cover on Nash! Russo leaves the referee alone as he makes the count .....ONE.......TWO.......THREE!!

Kevin Nash has been eliminated by the Nature Boy Ric Flair!

Who's next in the gauntlet match?.......