Austin picks RVD up…Orton comes up to help. They hook RVD up…DOUBLE VERTICAL SUPLEX!! Orton jumps on RVD and starts to punch away at the Olympic Hero. Orton then holds RVD down. Austin runs to the ropes…ELBOW TO THE STERNUM OF RVD!!

Austin pulls RVD up by the head and whips him to the ropes. RVD comes back…BACKFLIP! Wait! Orton COMES FROM BEHIND AND GRABS RVD IN MID-AIR…..POWER BOMB!! What a move!

Orton picks up the wounded RVD and drops him with a single-arm DDT! Austin comes up and straps on a HEADLOCK! Orton then stomps away at RVD while Austin holds him in a headlock!! Austin lets go of the headlock and starts to kick away at the mid-section of RVD. Orton picks RVD up and irish-whips him to the ropes. He comes back…DOUBLE BACK FLIP!! NO! RVD HAS LANDED ON HIS FEET!!

Austin and Randy Orton turn around….DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!! Austin gets up and runs at RVD…RVD KNOCKS HIM DOWN WITH A SPINE BUSTER!! RVD spins around…kicks Orton in the stomach…NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX!! RVD gets up and celebrates in the ring. Austin spins RVD around…BIG BOOT!!! Austin goes for the cover on RVD…..

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THRE….NO!! Orton HAS BROKEN UP THE COUNT!!

Austin gets up and starts yelling at Orton! Orton pushes Austin…Austin pushes him back into a ROLL-UP BY RVD…..ONE….TWO….NO!! Austin BREAKS UP THE COUNT!! RVD quickly gets up…BIG BOOT BY Austin!!

Austin goes for the cover on RVD, hooking the leg….

ONE….TWO….THRE…NO!! Orton BREAKS UP THE COUNT YET AGAIN!! Austin gets back up and starts yelling at Orton again for breaking up the count. Austin goes to kick Orton…Orton blocks it…..RKO!! Orton has hit the R....K....O!!

RVD comes up from behind on Orton…..SPINNING HEEL KICK!! RVD hit that quick right in the chin of Randy Orton!! RVD goes for a cover on Orton ……ONE……TWO….THRE..NO!

WAIT! Suddenly, the lights in the arena go out.....the lights flicker and then come back on....Rob Van Dam is out cold! What happened to RVD?! He had Orton down for the count.....but RVD is now out!

Austin is the only one left standing....he looks down at the carnage that has been left....pulls RVD back up...and hits a STUNNER for good measure! Austin goes for the cover .......ONE........TWO........THREE!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW EUROPEAN CHAMPION / ‘STONE COLD’ STEVE AUSTIN

The Dark Return!

After the match, RVD is finally starting to slowly get back to his feet. Suddenly, fire shoots out from the ramp. RVD looks up at the top of the rampway, and out walks....VAMPIRO! Vampiro has returned to the WWE! And he has just cost Rob Van Dam the European Championship!

Quote the Raven....

The scene opens to the entrance curtain to the arena! Raven is on the floor sitting and watching the other superstars making their way into his match! Then Coach walks up to raven!

Coach~ Raven you are now going to your ma-

Raven~ No I am not going to my match, you see coach the stars in that ring fight for what a belt one belt. Raven is not like them, Raven is a Better star. Raven dosn't fight for the belts and glam. He fights for the comany, The poor people that pay to watch some stuped hipocrit in tight underwear! They should pay to watch a man who is better! Coach go and play voodo with your cindy ass toys and watch as Raven wont be on tonight Raven will sit here for the rest of the evening and watch. Quote the Raven... Nevermore!

Hardcore Royal Rumble
WWE Hardcore Championship

HERE COMES THE MONEY!! Shane McMahon is number one! He makes his way down into the ring, and prepares for his opponent. Who is it going to be?

It’s SHELTON BENJAMIN! Shelton sprints down to the ring, and starts laying into McMahon with huge RIGHT HANDS! DDT to Shane! Look at the eyes of Shelton Benjamin! He is all fired up. ARM DRAG TAKEDOWN, but Shane is quick to his feet … ARM DRAG again, what technical ability by Benjamin. Benjamin with a whip against the near ropes … CROSS BODY! He has taken down Shane again.

RIGHT HAND by Shane! He is trying to fight his way back into it … RIGHT HAND again … Shane runs in … POWERSLAM by Shelton!

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ELBOW DROP by Benjamin!
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WELL IT’S THE BIG SHOW!! It’s the 500lbs monster! He is making his way slowly down to the ring… meanwhile Benjamin has broken his submission move to await the Big Show. Benjamin is showing no fear! He runs in and knocks show off the apron, to the floor with a DROPKICK! Shelton goes to work over Shane again, but turns right into a SHOT TO THE HEAD! Shane has used a trash can lid! Benjamin is down! Shane goes for the cover 1… 2… Kickout! Benjamin kicked out of it!

Wait a minute … Show is in the ring, and is closing in on Shane. … He is drawing closer … Shane is begging for mercy … WHOA! SHOT TO THE BACK WITH THE TRASH CAN LID! It’s all about the Benjamins! Big Show seems unharmed! He is turning to Benjamin now … He looks pissed … Benjamin with a kick … but Show caught the leg … SPINNNING HEEL KICK! What impact from Shelton! He is going for the cover … 1…2… Shane jumps on top… he’s got the ropes! …3! Big show couldn’t get out of it.

It’s Shane and Shelton once more … they lock up …
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IT’S RAVEN! Her is wheeling down a trolley full of objects! In the ring however, Benjamin has got Shane in a sleeper … he is fading … he is going to be out here … CHAIR TO THE HEAD! Raven has cracked Shelton around the head with a steel chair! Raven is unloading his trolley … trashcans … plaques … toys … it’s all here! He selects a Frankenstein toy, and goes to hit Benjamin with it … but Shane takes it off him! Shane wants to hit Benjamin too … what? They are both attacking Shelton Benjamin! This is not right … Someone get out here and help him! Raven is going for the cover … 1… - Shane has pulled him off! Shane wants to eliminate Benjamin by himself! Raven and Shane are arguing in the middle of the ring…

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BOOOM! It’s Goldberg! Look at the intensity in his eyes! He is running straight down to the ring… SPEAR! Spear on Shane! SPEAR ON RAVEN! No, Raven pulled a trash can in front of him! Raven is going or the cover … 1… 2…. 3! He’s got him! Goldberg is eliminated!

Shelton is back on his feet … SPLASH! SPLASH! He hit the Splash on Raven … He’s hooked the leg … 1 … 2 ….3! Raven is out of there!

Shane is staggering to his feet … Shelton comes in … RUNNING DDT! Shane is out cold! 1…. 2…. 3! McMahon has been eliminated!
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It’s Justin Credible! He is running down to the ring, full of enthusiasm…. He is running... right into a SPINNING HEEL KICK! Benjamin is going for the cover … 1…2…3! Credible is out of there!

Shelton is waiting for his next opponent, testing his strength on the ropes…

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IT’S BATISTA! Batista is moving powerfully down to the ring … Shelton runs in … SPINEBUSTER by Batista! What huge impact! Fatiguq is starting to set in on Benjamin … and Batista os going for the cover … 1…2…3! No! Benjamin is still in it – he kicked out at the last split second! Batista is bringing him to his feet … But Shelton is fighting back … Benjamin with RIGHT ELBOWS to the gut … Batista is coming in with a huge CLOTHESLINE! But no – Benjamin ducked! He’s hit the super kick! SUPER KICK! Batista is down … but so is Shelton!

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It’s Grand Master Sexay! He is running in… Look at him dancing! He is getting the crowd moving and clapping … what? He tripped over the apron on his way into the ring! Batista drapes an arm carelessly over him! 1…2…3! Sexay is out already! Benjamin and Batista are both back up … they lock up … and Batista forces Benjamin to the mat with pure power! Batista follows up with an ELBOW! He is going for a cover 1… 2… No! Shelton’s shoulder is up! He will just not quit!

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It’s Tommy Dreamer! He is sprinting right into the action! FLYING CLOTHESLINE! He has taken down Batista in one! He starts to stomp away on the 320lbs monster! ELBOW DROP! Man, Dreamer is intense! Wait … Batista is getting up! What a beast! He is rising to his feet … HUGE RIGHT HAND! No! Dreamer ducked … DDT! Dreamer hit the DDT! 1…2…3! Batista is eliminated! Dreamer and Shelton are facing off … DROPKICK by Benjamin … but Tommy Dreamer is quickly to his feet … Dreamer is fighting back with RIGHT HANDS! Again, and again … he is pounding away on the worn down Benjamin!

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Dreamer with a BACKBREAKER! Shelton is down … Dreamer is just about to go for the cover – he has got it here!

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It’s The Godfather! He is pimpin’ his way down to the ring, accompanied by two of his ho’s! Wait a minute … Dreamer is distracted by the ho’s … he isn’t paying attention to the match … Shelton with a ROLL UP! 1….2….3! Dreamer is out! No! He rolled out of it! He is still in the match, by the skin of his teeth! Godfather has a chair! He is running in, and smashes it over Dreamers body! Once … twice … three times! Dreamer is being mauled by Godfather! Benjamin with a SWINGING NECKBREAKER! Godfather is down!

BOOOOOM! What? It’s Kane! It’s the Big Red Machine! He is walking down to the ring with a purpose … Kane isn’t even involved in the match! Every one in the ring has stopped, wondering what on earth to do…. Kane is getting in the ring… Everyone has either rolled, or stepped out of the ring! Everyone apart from The Godfather! The pimp daddy is backing into the corner … NO! CHOKESLAM! CHOKESLAM! Kane has taken out Godfather! He is heading back up the ramp, a smug look on his evil face!

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It’s Jerry Watts! Watts is walking down to the ring with a purpose … he gets in and pins Godfather! 1… 2… 3! Godfather is out! The three men; Tommy Dreamer, Shelton Benjamin and Jerry Watts are pacing around the ring… Watts is first to move … RUNNING DROPKICK! Dropkick to Benjamin! Benjamin rolls right out of the ring! Dreamer from behind on Watts! Reverse DDT! What a move by Dreamer! Dreamer is going for the pin … he’s hooked the leg… 1….2…. Watts kicks out! He’s a fresh man, and isn’t going down that easily. Jerry is quickly to his feet … TORNADO DDT! TORNADO DDT to Tommy Dreamer!

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It’s Konnan! He runs down into the melee … he’s entering over the turnbuckle … wait .. no, he has fallen down! He has fallen flat on his face! Jerry Watts is laughing at him! He goes over for a quick cover… 1… 2….3! Konnan is out already! Jerry Watts is still laughing … he is turning around … right into a FLYING CLOTHESLINE from Shelton! He flew from the top turnbuckle, and connnected! Watts is down! Shelton rolls into a pinning predicament…. 1…. 2…. No! He got the shoulder up!

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CRAAAASH! It’s Mick Foley! He has got a barbed wire 2x4 in hand! My words, look at his eyes! He is going straight for Jerry Watts! My God what a shot! What a shot – Watts is busted wide open! Dreamer is coming in … but gets hit in the mid section! Benjamin from behind! Shelton with a kick to the back of Foley’s head! Foley is down … and Shelton is going for the cover … 1… 2… No! He has kicked out! Benjamin with a LEG DROP!

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Dreamer is back up … and storms in, trash can lid in hand … CRACK! Shelton Benjamin goes down hard!

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WHO’S THAT JUMPING OUT THE SKY?! Rey! It’s Rey Mysterio! He runs down at lightning speed … SPINNING HEEL KICK! Rey has taken down Tommy Dreamer. Mysterio is extremely quick to his feet … SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK! What a move right to the face of Foley! Rey is climbing the top rope… He jumps … but gets met by Mr. Socko! Rey is struggling … but taps out! He has tapped out… Rey is eliminated!

It is back to Dreamer, Benjamin, Watts and Foley. Foley charges in to Dreamer, full of momentum … but gets hit with a DDT! Foley is down … 1…2…3! Dreamer has eliminated Foley!

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BOOOM! It’s Booker T! It’s the champion himself! He runs down to the ring, title in hand … but is met by Benjamin and Watts! DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE! Watts grabs the hardcore title, and clobbers Benjamin over the head! He is holding the title high above his head … but in comes Dreamer … BULLDOG! He has taken Watts down! Watts has landed right on the title! Booker is back in the ring … and hits a HEEL KICK right to the jaw of Dreamer! Dreamer is slowly getting to his feet … SCISSOR KICK! SCISSOR KICK! Dreamer is down and out! Booker is going for the cover … 1…. 2…. 3! He’s got him! What an impressive performance by Tommy Dreamer! But he has to leave … and now it’s down to three. Booker immediately goes to the floored Jerry Watts and makes the cover … 1….2….3! Watts I- NO!! He kicked out in the nick of time!

What’s this? Benjamin from the top rope! FLYING CLOTHESLINE! What a move to Booker T! Shelton is in the cover … 1…. 2…. No, he has kicked out! Booker goes for a SPINEBUSTER! He has hit it onto the nearby trashcan! What a move! Benjamin is out … he has been in it from the beginning! Booker is going for the cover … 1….2….3! What? Watts made the save! Booker was pulled off by Jerry Watts?! Watts hits him over the head with the hardcore title! What a shot! Jerry is going for the pin … 1….. 2…..3! Watts has eliminated the champion! He’s going for the cover on Benjamin! 1… 2…. No! Benjamin got his shoulder off the canvas! Shelton is helped to his feet … RIGHT HAND! And another! Benjamin is in a bad situation right here … No! He ducked the third punch! WAISTLOCK TAKEDOWN! He spins around into an ARMBAR! Where is Benjamin getting this energy from? He has been in since number two!

Watts is battling out … elbows to the ribs, followed up with a punch to the gut … Watts hits a DDT … and both men are down! Both men are giving it their absolute all! They are slowly getting to their feet … they are locking up … Watts goes for a German suplex … but Benjamin blocks it! He hits a GERMAN SUPLEX of his own! Watts is down! Benjamin slowly makes the cover … 1….2….No! It is not over yet! Shelton takes the arm … My word what a move – a APINNING ARM WRENCH TAKEDOWN! Benjamin is taking Watts to school here! Watts is struggling to his feet … DROPKICK! He is right back down again! Benjamin is trying to wear him down with an arm lock ………… Watts is fighting it ……. He breaks free! Watts is grabbing the steel chair … it is unnoticed by Benjamin! CRACK! Benjamin goes down hard! Benjamin is down! Watts is ready and waiting … he picks Shelton to his feet; bloody and bruised … KILLAWATTS! KILLAWATTS! Watts has hit it! It’s over! 1….2…..3! Watts has won it! Watts has won the title! No! Shelton Benjamin kicked out of the move! What? How did he do that? My words … what on earth can Jerry Watts do to win this? He is getting frustrated! He has got the Frankenstein toy … he’s running in … SMASH! No! Benjamin ducked! SUPER KICK! SUPER KICK! It’s over! 1….2…..3! No! What? It’s Shane McMahon! Shane has come from underneath the ring! He has pulled out Shelton from the ring … he stopped the cover!

WHACK! Shane just smashed a steel chair over Benjamin’s already battered skull! He has rolled him back into the ring! Watts is making the cover! 1…..2…….3! It’s over! How could it end like this?! Jerry Watts is the new Hardcore Champion … thanks to the help of Shane McMahon!

HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND NEW HARDCORE CHAMPION / JERRY WATTS