MANKIND:

"SHAQ! Help me take a look, my sock's missing, man!"

THE ROCK:

"...The Rock has four donuts for all you big fat pieces of trash!"

DAN SEVERN:

"I came here to tell you, in front of all these people, that you are nothing but SCUM."

VINCE MCMAHON:

"...When I die, I wanna go STRAIGHT TO HELL."

Vince relieves his son Shane of his corporate duties within the WWF.

"Shane McMahon, you're not a lot like me at all...but you are a lot like your MOTHER."

"I'm not the one who's an asshole..it's all of you [fans]."