LOD 2000/Droz VS DOA
-I'm sorry, but to cut time on this report and in the interest of space, LOD won after the
Doomsday Device. Droz made the pin though, and Hawk didn't look too happy about it.
New Age Outlaws VS Headbangers (Tag Team Championship)
-Mosh & Thrasher interrupted the Outlaws' opening speech. They paid for it, as the
Outlaws did their drop toe-hold combo. Billy did a swinging neckbreaker on Mosh. Dog later
dropkicked Thrasher. The match was back and forth. Mosh & Billy tagged in, with Billy
going crazy. Billy clotheslined Thrasher outside and press-slammed Mosh. Outside, Mosh
whipped Billy to the steps. Billy came back with a flying headscissors. Thrasher did a
jawbreaker on him and then a suplex. Mosh later went for a mosh in the corner but Billy
caught him and slammed him. The Bangers did a HUGE flapjack on Billy and were setting up
for the Stage Dive. Roaddog grabbed the Bangers' new boombox and hit Mosh with it,
causing a DQ victory for the Bangers.
~Now, Cole reports that Paul Bearer was seen in Kane's room.
~Mankind had an interview with Mr. Socko as well, and it sounds eerily familiar to Al Snow
and Head. Anyway, he said Shamrock's interviews are the 2nd-leading cause of teenage
suicide. Gotta love it.
Al Snow w/head VS Marvelous Marc Mero w/Jackie
-Jeff Jarrett came out and wanted to take Mero's place in the match, but Mero and the ref
wouldn't let him. Marc attacked Al first. Al came back with a powerslam and a clothesline.
Mero elbowed Al and was going to get the Head when Al rolled him up for a 2-count. Al
and Marc started missing clotheslines, so Al faked one and then gave Marc a DDT. Al
asked Head and then did a moonsault. Jackie got on the apron, distracting Al and letting
Mero low-blow Snow. Mero did a DDT and the Mero-sault for 2 and a half. Al came back
with some headbutts until Mero clotheslined him. Al recovered with an inseguri and a
spinebuster/powerbomb. Al went for another moonsault but Jackie pulled Mero out of the
way. Mero did a Samoan Drop but then missed the Marvelocity. Al covered him but Mero
put his foot on the ropes. Al then got out of a TKO attempt and did a big Snowplow for
the 1-2-3.
X-Pac VS D-Lo (European Championship)
-X did a roundhouse kick but D-Lo clotheslined him. X went for the Bronco Buster early on
but D-Lo low-blowed him. D-Lo stayed on top with a legdrop, a spin kick, and a running
powerbomb. D-Lo rolled over a flying bodypress attempt for a 2-count. X later missed in
the corner, kicking the camera. D-Lo did an elbow off the 2nd rope, a backbreaker, and a
Texas Cloverleaf. D-Lo missed a senton splash off the top. X nailed him with a spinning
heel, a lariat, a dropkick, and the Bronco Buster. Chyna then punched D-Lo and X covered
him for 2 and a half. The ref was later knocked down and X-Pac back-suplexed D-Lo. Mark
Henry came out and distracted Chyna, which allowed D-Lo to grab his European title and
nail X-Pac with it. Henry threw the ref in the ring. X-Pac kicked out at the last second.
D-Lo powerbombed him and went to the top. He went for a flying headbutt but X-Pac
caught him in the X-Factor for the 1-2-3!!!! X-Pac is the European champ for the 2nd
time!
~Michale Cole reported a rumor saying Paul Bearer was seen going into the Undertaker's
locker room.
~The Headbangers had a short interview where they blamed Roaddog's head for the loss
of their boombox. Now they can't listen to their Marilyn Manson CD's backwards. They said
they had two words for the Outlaws - "You Suck!" They then said the NAO were
tag-teaming each other more, if you know what they mean.
Val Venis w/Marlena VS Goldust
-Goldust cut off Val's usual speech, saying, "It's showtime!" Val attacked first, but Dust
later whipped him to the outside barriers and then did a Snake Eyes on the steps. Dust
later caught Val in an inverted atomic drop and a slingshot back suplex. Dust later missed
in the corner and his shoulder rammed into the ringpost. Val worked on the shoulder, doing
a hammerlock slam and various holds. Val clotheslined Dust and followed with a Russian leg
sweep and a powerslam. Dust later superplexed Val for 2 and a half. The two traded
sleepers and Val got out with a back suplex. Dust backdropped Val and did a bulldog. Terri
got up on the apron and yelled at Goldust, "You ruined my life!" Dust just looked at her. He
then turned around and kicked Val in the groin for the 1-2-3.
~Michael Cole said Triple H's knee was re-injured thanks to Ken Shamrock earlier. X-Pac
came over and said he would deal with Shamrock tomorrow night but D-Lo right now.
Mankind VS Ken Shamrock (Intercontinental Championship)
-The match was very slow at first, with the two actually trading holds. Ken did a big
hurracarana. Mankind got the mandible claw but Ken later escaped. Ken nailed Mankind
with a big chairshot and then a belly-to-belly suplex. Mankind later came back with a
double-arm DDT and his Tree of Woe move. Shamrock fell outside and Mankind did a
Cactus Jack elbow off the apron. Mankind charged at Shamrock, who caught him and
powerslammed him outside, with Kind's leg hitting the steps. In the ring, Ken slapped on
the ankle lock but Mankind got to the ropes. Ken broke the hold and kicked Mankind. He
dragged him to the center of the ring and put the ankle lock on again, this time not letting
go. Mankind tried all he could not to tap out. He even started biting his hand, punching
himself, and then decided to put the mandible claw on himself. Mankind then fainted and
the ref ordered that Ken won by Mandible Claw! Ken was angry so he belly-to-belly
suplexed the ref. Mankind woke up, put Mr. Socko on, and gave Shamrock the mandible
claw, Socko-style.
The Rock VS Marc Henry
-Before the match, Henry read a poem to Chyna. Rock started with a clothesline and a
suplex. Henry came back with an elbowdrop and a clothesline. Not to be kept down, Rocky
did a big DDT, a slam, and the People's Elbow. D-Lo Brown came down and Rocky punched
him. Henry clotheslined Rock and did a big splash. D-Lo held Rock's legs down so Henry
could get the 1-2-3.
Kane VS Undertaker. Austin special guest referee (World Championship)
Before the match, Taker & Kane shook hands. Austin came out, and in his pre-match
instructions, told Taker & Kane no low-blows and gave them both middle fingers. UT
started with the arm thing. Austin was not fair to him, as he counted very slowly when UT
was covering and very fast when Kane was covering. Later, while on the outside, UT was
looking for a weapon. Austin offered UT some cables and told him to choke Kane, but UT
picked a chair instead. Kane ducked and UT nailed the ringpost with the chair. UT started
working on Kane's leg, using various holds. Kane came back with a side slam and later a
spinebuster. Austin was eventually squashed in the corner on an Irish Whip attempt. Kane
then choke-slammed Austin and he and UT kicked and beat Austin. UT then hit Kane from
behind. Kane didn't like that too much so he choke-slammed his brother. Paul Bearer came
out with a chair and got in the ring. Bearer asked Kane if he could nail UT himself, and
Kane let him do it. Kane turned around, and Bearer nailed Kane with the chair from behind!
Kane wasn't hurt though and he went toward Bearer. He turned around to see UT waffle
him with the chair. UT covered Kane for the pin. Austin was up now, and he wouldn't
count the pin. UT got up and confronted him, and Austin wouldn't do it. Austin then kicked
and gave Taker a Stone Cold Stunner. Both brothers were down, so Austin went down and
counted 1-2-3 with both hands, saying he was the winner!! He grabbed the mic and told
McMahon to come outside. When Vince wouldn't come, Austin went looking for him in the
back. Austin went into the Superstar Line area, and later ran into Owen Hart in his locker
room. Owen said he didn't know anything and that he was "retired." Austin said he was
"sickening" and walked out on Owen. Austin made it back to the ring. Suddenly, the
Titantron was lifted up and Vince wheeled out in a press box area with the Boss Man
behind him. At first, Vince said he didn't feel like firing Austin tonight. Fans started
throwing various debris into McMahon's box. Austin kept taunting Vince and the fans
chanted "Asshole!" Austin reminded Vince of what they were saying and Vince's whole
mood changed. Vince yelled, "Stone Cold, SCREW YOU, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!" Austin couldn't
believe it, so he told him to say it again. Vince fired him again and left the box. Austin said
to Vince, "You might not ever see me in a WWF ring again, but you ain't seen the last of
Stone Cold Steve Austin!" Austin then dragged out some Steve-weisers and drank with the
fans, possibly for the last time.......
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