WCW/nWo World War 3 Predictions
Hello BJchoholics. This week, I'd like to predict the winners of the
entire card of World War 3.
Some of my ideas are far fetched, so please bare with me here. This issue
of "The Hitman's Mark" is dedicated to the BJchoholics worldwide that read
my column every week.
So, what are we waiting for?
Let's hear BJ's WW3 Predictions, BABY!
KEVIN NASH vs. SCOTT HALL
This match will be thrown out due to an nWo Hollywood interference. Stevie
Ray, Horace Hogan, Eric Bischoff, and Vincent will all come down near the
end of the match and begin to pummel Kevin Nash all over the ring. And
then, Scott Hall will realize what he has done is wrong (Being drunk all
the time and turning his back on his best friend). Hall will help Nash by
attacking the nWo Black and White. Hall will brutally assault the nWo
Hollywood. The ring will be cleared thanks to Scott Hall and Hall will
then help Kevin Nash up from the ground. The re-formation of the Outsiders
is definately in the making.
Bottom Line : Scott Hall and Kevin Nash will be friends after their battle
at WW3 thanks to an nWo Hollywood interference.
Winner : KEVIN NASH (Disqualification)
JUVENTUD GUERRERA vs. KIDMAN (Cruiserweight Title)
This will be a high flying, heart pounding, edge of your seat wrestling
bout! The action won't stop with these two cruiserweights. During the
match we will see breathtaking flips, dives, and powerbombs. However, near
the climax of the match, Rey Mysterio Jr. and the Latino World Order will
run down the aisle and attack Juventud Guerrera from behind. Thus,
allowing Juvi to successfully retain his Cruiserweight belt due to the LWO
interfering.
Bottom Line : Juventud Guerrera retains the Cruiserweight title as the
Latino World Order attacks Juvi from behind.
Winner : JUVENTUD GUERRERA (Disqualification)
BRET HART vs. DIAMOND DALLAS PAGE (US Heavyweight Title)
Diamond Dallas Page will dominate the entire match. Bret may get a few
hits in, but DDP will take control of the bout. However, near the end of
the match, Bret will pull out brass knuckles from underneath his tights and
Bret will nail DDP in the head with the lethal weapon. Hart will place the
Sharpshooter on DDP and the ref will immediately call for the bell. Hart
will then exit the ring and grab a nearby chair. Bret will enter the ring
and begin a brutal assault on Diamond Dallas Page with the steel chair.
The Hitman will leave DDP in the ring with a few broken bones. Thus,
allowing Page to take a couple of months off in WCW.
Bottom Line : Bret Hart wins US Heavyweight Title with the Sharpshooter
after knocking Page out with brass knuckles and literally kicking the crap
out of DDP after the match.
Winner : BRET HART
SCOTT STEINER vs. RICK STEINER
Just like at Halloween Havoc, this match will prove to be highly
entertaining. Look for "Judge" Judy Bagwell to be involved somehow. I'd
say Judy Bagwell will stab Rick Steiner in the back and join the nWo
Hollywood with her son, Marcus. Judy and Buff Bagwell, along with Scott
Steiner will cost Rick the match and Scott Steiner will finally prove who
is really better of the two brothers.
Bottom Line : Rick Steiner loses to his brother, Scott, thanks to
interference by Judy Bagwell and Buff Bagwell.
Winner : SCOTT STEINER
WRATH vs. GLACIER
Man, what can I say about this match? Wrath will dominate the entire match
and he will cleanly send Glacier into a whole different world as he
finishes him with the "Meltdown."
Bottom Line : Wrath easily defeats Glacier with the "Meltdown."
Winner : WRATH
KONNAN vs. STEVIE RAY
This will likely be the most boring match of the night. Both Stevie Ray
and Konnan are out of shape, and are extremely slow in the ring. The
result of this poor athleticism is boring wrestling for WCW fans worldwide.
Look for this match to go on for what seems forever. And then finally,
when we're all sleeping, Konnan will place Stevie Ray in the "Tequilla
Sunrise."
Bottom Line : Konnan defeats Stevie Ray with the "Tequilla Sunrise."
Winner : KONNAN
SCOTT NORTON vs. BOOKER T. (IWPG Title)
Booker T. will prove that he is back with avengeance as he shows off some
of his high flying maneuvers. Scott Norton will perform some powerful, and
devastating moves on Booker T. This match will be speed versus power. And
near the climax of the bout, Stevie Ray will run down the aisle and nail
Booker T. with his infamous weapon known as the "Slapjack." Norton will
make an easy cover to retain his IWPG Heavyweight Title.
Bottom Line : Booker T. will feud with Stevie Ray after his brother cost
him his match against IWPG Champion, Scott Norton.
Winner : SCOTT NORTON
EARNEST "THE CAT" MILLER with SONNY ONOO vs. SATURN with KAZ HAYASHI
Saturn and "The Cat" will work well against each other and they will
provide some great wrestling action. Many WCW fans aren't looking forward
to this match. But why not? You've got Earnest Miller who is a superb
athlete with 3 World Karate Championships on his side. And you've got one
of the toughest men in our sport with Saturn. Believe me, this bout will
be more than just an "extra PPV match." Expect Kaz Hayashi to turn his
back on Saturn and join "The Cat" and Sonny Onoo. This threesome should
take WCW by storm. "The Cat" will pin Saturn after a brutal attack from
"The Cat", Sonny Onoo, and Kaz Hayashi.
Bottom Line : Kaz Hayashi re-joins Sonny Onoo as "The Cat" picks up the
cheap win against Saturn.
Winner : "THE CAT" EARNEST MILLER
"LION HEART" CHRIS JERICHO with RALPHUS vs. BOBBY DUNCUM JR. (World TV
Title)
For some reason, WCW is trying desperately to get Bobby Duncum Jr. over
with the fans. Two TV Title matches in a row? Man, that is just pathetic.
Why doesn't Raven get a shot at the TV Title? What about The Giant? Or
what about me? What about Brian "BJ" Boyd? Hell, I've worked my ass off
alot harder than Bobby Duncum Jr. Why don't I get a crack at Chris
Jericho? Bobby Duncum Jr., you're going down for your unrespectful ways in
the wrestling business. Chris Jericho will easily, and cleanly defeat
Bobby Duncum Jr. with the "Lion Tamer."
Bottom Line : Chris Jericho retains the TV Title as he forces Bobby Duncum
Jr. to submit to the "Lion Tamer."
Winner : "LION HEART" CHRIS JERICHO
WORLD WAR 3 Battle Royal (60 Man - 3 Ring)
This battle royal will definately be the war to end all wars as 60 men
enter three rings to determine the number one contender for Bill
Greenburg's WCW World Heavyweight Title.
First off, I'd like to mention that I think this battle royal will be
highly entertaining and it will surely be worth your money to order it.
Now, here are the top 10 men that I believe will still be in the battle
royal after everyone else has been eliminated :
Chris Jericho
Kevin Nash
Hulk Hogan
Bret Hart
Scott Hall
Bam Bam Bigelow
Kanyon
The Giant
Raven
Rey Mysterio Jr.
Many scenarios have been hypothesized by WCW fans about who will win the battle royal and how they will do it. Some say Eric Bischoff will follow through with Bret Hart's demand to win WW3.
Some say Kevin Nash will clean house and win the battle royal. Some say Hulk Hogan will win WW3 and defeat Goldberg at Starrcade. What do I say? I say we'll have to wait and find out. Who do I want to win? My favourite wrestler, Bret Hart. Who do I think is going to win? Leader of the Wolfpac, Kevin Nash. I believe Scott Hall will somehow set up the victory for Kevin Nash in the battle royal. Hall may eliminate himself from the battle royal. Or, Hall could be eliminated by Hulk Hogan. Thus, setting the stage for a final two showdown between Hogan and Nash in the battle royal. It doesn't really matter who wins the WW3 battle royal, does it? Because after all, everyone in WCW must do the job to Greenburg before he finally loses his undeserved right to carry the World Heavyweight title. Whether it be Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Bret Hart or even Bam Bam Bigelow that win the battle royal... The winner will be forced to job to Greenburg at Starrcade.
Let's watch and find out who's gimmick WCW chooses to destroy today with a forceful push to job to Bill Goldberg at Starrcade.
That's all on this edition of "The Hitman's Mark" with Brian "BJ" Boyd! Tune in next week for an updated article!
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