Whose guna ride your wild HORSES????A new mimenium, a new Hound For the SHB (aka HORSE). Reactions have been mixed and the grave of The Hound (RIP) has been tarnished by fresh allegations about his sexuality. SHB investigates
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Mama Bandit happy with the HORSE
Mama Bandit (seen here with Fr. Jack) is refusing to comment on the allegations but says she is happy with HORSE's paramilitary training. Much has yet to be achieved as HORSE is inclined to hump people's legs when he gets excited. |
Meet the accused: Bernadette......
The notorious Bernadette is responding to a fresh wave of criticisms after it was alleged that she had hypnotised the HOUND (RIP) and made him GAY early in his youth . Speculators claim that only a week before the HOUND(RIP) was assasinated by a single bullet, that he had tried to take his own life under the wheels of a Massy Ferguson 4500,(link box & sun roof) to stop the truth being revealed..... The same speculators say that his story had been sold to the Northern Standard for a six figure sum and that it would have been published in the coming weeks edition. Bernadettes future in the choir would have be in dire straits had the story been told.... |
Guilty of Murder:????Johnny the Hitman Woods
No pics yet available but its now suspected that on the request of his sister Bernadette, the HOUND was assasinated by Johnny the Hitman Woods. An unasuming old gentleman but always wearing his long brown trench coat. The HORSE (on right) is not bothered by the allegations but has devoted his time to securing old age pensions for dogs of 9 years of age and a training scheme in FAS for all unemployed pups. .
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