I was once an evil Meanie Beanie who used to capture beanies and bring them to Snowball( NOT the snowman), the evil leader of the Puffkins, and most of the other immatation Beanies except for the Bean Sprouts, and a FEW of the Puffkins who are nice. It really was fun being a con artist, always fooling the Beanies and delivering others to Snowball so he could make them prisoners. And each time I finished a task of bringing him a beanie, he would give me a higher rank of importance and I then became his royal helper.
But aside from all of the glory of my place in his throne, my life really wasn't all that great. At the end of every day I was instructed to go back to the little cabin that I have to share with all of the other Meanies. They would laugh at me and say "I'm sure glad I'm not Sunny!", because I look like a shapeless blob except for my head, which resembles that of a chick. And they were always so mean to me and made fun of me and eachother and always said that their lives would be better if I was one a frying pan. They would tease me and chant this poem:
Sunny the preemie chickie
got cracked and came out too quicky
he wanted to fly
now with bacon he'll fry
poor Sunny's all broken and sticky!
I got sooo mad! Even worse is that the mean poem is perminantly written on my hang tag. I finally decided to quit being a meanie beanie all together. So I left Meanieland and started exploring the planet I lived on. I stopped at almost every door I saw. And every time someone answered the door, I was rejected. Again and again. The only place on that planet left was Beanieland. I knew the Beanies would probably reject me like all of the others, but I didn't have much to lose.
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It was raining horrible that night, so I wrang the door bell of the first house I saw. Then it dawned on me. The lights were out. The beanie in that house must have been asleep! I went to closest door I saw that was still bright with light. I immediatly recognized it. Radar's forty+ floor manshion I thought. I slide up to it and pressed the door bell. I waited. I heared a flapping of wings. The door opened. Radar and Batty were there. I explained my problems to them and said I wanted to become a beanie. As you might have guessed, Radar didn't quite believe me, and the next thing I knew, I was being hauled away to one of his machines. He used it to scan my brain to see if I was lying or not. Then there was a robotic voice that came from the machine that said "No errors found. Brain scan complete."
So after that when Radar left to go to Mexico, the Meanies came back to invade Beanieland. They still didn't know that I wasn't on their side any more. So when they started capoturing the beanies I played along and helped capture them. Then Snowball made me guard the Beanies, and as soon as I was sure there wasn't a Meanie in sight, I undid the lock and led them all out of the p.p.h.q. (pebble pet headquarters) without a single one getting caught.
The pebble pets still don't know that I'm on the beanies' side, and now I always have a trick up my sleeve to deceive the meanies and pebble pets so the Beanie Babies will get free. That is how I became an honorary Beanie.
