1. Never hit an evil pebble pet on the head.
2. Never stand around during a storm and keep shouting at the lightning "LIGHT ME!".
3. Never put your tail under Ty Warner's rocking chair.
4. Never play with scissors (remember what happens when a Beanie Baby gets a hole in the fabric?)
5. Never stand next to a burning cow.
6. Never make fun of Roary the lion.
7. Never stick your head in a lit lightbulb.
8. Vultures will only laugh if they see you falling off a cliff.
8. Never jump off of the forty-eighth floor of Radar's mansion .
9. Never, ever throw a monkey wrench if you are around Radar.
10. Never sunbathe in the middle of a high-traffic highway.
11. Never pull on another beanie's tail.
12. Never stand on the top of a burning tree.
13. Never act rudely around a hedgehog unless you want to have stitches.
14. Never make fun of Stinky the skunk, or something utterly horrible will happen.
15. Never try to jump an electric fence.
16. Never play with a powerful vacum cleaner.
17. It is useless to ask why the sky is blue.
18. Before you think of asking, I'll tell you that the answer to the Meaning of Life is forty-two.
19. Watch out for Ants' CD player that everyone seems to trip over or bang against.
20. If you see a huge ugly killer monster, I advise you to run.
21. If you see an evil secondary market dealer, I also advise you to run.
22. If another creature asks if you would want some beer, although you hate beer, give them a dirty look and climb a tall tree.
23. All beanies should be treated equal. Keep a fly swatter well hidden if you are around the Beanie Baby insects.
These are only some of the Does and Don'ts we must know about here in Beanieland. Later I will post more of them up here. Bye!
