Ok everyone, what started as a simple review by our new editor Amy, turned into an all out WAR. Yes, we do all like each other, we just have different opinions on some things.. hehe.. Amy wrote the review, Tabz added some comments, and of course, I had to butt in. Then Kate added her two cents worth and here ya go... expect more catfights in the future. This is gonna be long , but worth reading, trust us.
Amy- Why must they still introduce themselves? They've been
doing this since what...the beginning of time? We all frickin
know who you are, just get on with it.
Tabz- They're still praying that they're
making new fans. Let them have their delusions. They're too
young to have to deal with reality yet. If they were livin in the
'real world', someone would have led them by the hair to a
clothing store awhile ago, and Britney would be a distant
memory.
Brit - Pssh.. with the NEW FANS. At this
point, any new fans they get are converted BSB fans who decided
to turn to NSYNC rather than jump of the bridge when Kevy got
married. Although they are quite delusional....
Kate - I'm a bad bad *NSYNC fan, lol, I
missed the beginning the 150 billion times that MTV aired it I
NEVER caught the 1st 5 minutes.
Amy- "I don't think we should do BBB, because nobody likes
it"...You're an arrogant SOB aren't you Justin? Let me explain
to you one more time...you are never and will never be funny.
The only time you are ever funny is when you don't mean to be.
Now stop trying and just stand there and look hot. It will be a
lot less painful for all of us. You still have a lot of making
up to do for your cringe-worthy performance on the Hottest 25
Stars Under 25.
Tabz- Apparently he's having 'Mouse Club'
flashbacks. Give the boy some slack. Now that they are "masters
of their own destiny" ::break for riotous laughter here:: they
don't have people writing scripts for them anymore. Talking of
your own free will and saying what you think has really gotta be
tough for a man. Have sympathy. ::more laughter:: But why
does it have to be Justin you rip apart? Don't make me defensive.
Brit- After seeing the show, I think Jussy
was right. They SHOULDN'T have done BBB. Yeah, monks. RETARDS.
Kate - As long as Justin's not giving a 10
minute talk about absolutly nothing (but he tries to make it
sound so intellectual) and he's not bringing up the JRT Bitch
Foundation I say let the boy have his one funny for the program.
Amy- Does anybody give a damn how much the rolling stage
costs? I know I don't. And if I don't care, I can damn well
assure that the teenies that you are directing this to don't
care. All in all, this show had WAY too much Johnny Wright in it.
We DON'T care what you do or how you do it, dude.
Tabz- I cared but only because it's nice to
know they aren't just 'livin large' on all the money we waste on
senseless merchandise. (See MOST RETARDED NSYNC RELATED ITEMS TO
BUY lol plug!) I for one am just tickled as hell to know that
they have to shell some of it out. As for Johnny, I tend to
agree with ya there. He looks like a rat. I really don't care
but if I did, it's worth noting his contradictions. "My role here is
everything from soup to nuts" as opposed to "The guys are in
complete control, I'm only here to make sure everything goes
smoothly." That was sweet. I luv nothing better than to see the
top dog fuck up. But I'll sum that up. NSYNC SAYS: We should do
a concert with lasers. JOHNNY SAYS: Ok I'll set it up. And
there you have the NSA tour.
Brit - He could've just said "Here's how
much the rolling stage costs: TOO MUCH. Can't they just come out
and sing? I don't know one person that likes lasers and scary
clowns. Ok, maybe lasers.. but the CLOWN? And Johnny is NUTS. No
one wants to see him, very good point. Tabz sums it up best..
good one.
Kate - One show the guys are bitching
about being poor, the next they're saying "Lookie how much WE
spend". Are they trying to make us feel bad? Are they trying
to show us that the money isn't really going to JC's drug
habits, Justin's cars, Busta's play toys, Joey's child support
and Lance's amusement park type house? Whatever, Johnny is a
nice manager with bad taste in clothes. I guess he thinks now
that Lou's outta the picture someone has to ham the camera from
the "behind the scene" crew...Next time I say they use Scary Guy.
Amy - Wade Robson..what is he, about 15?
(Note from Brit: I wanna sleep with
him.) (Note from Tab: Not until I'm
done.)
Tabz- For someone who works for Nsync,
you'd think he would've had a little less attitude. He was a
class A bitch. I liked him. I can dig anyone who has found a
way to get paid for being an asshole.
Brit: I HATE Wade. But I can just imagine
him yelling at me during sex, so it gives him like 1 point back.
Kate - Poor Brit, she missed him at the
hotel in Philly. I got to see him a couple of times. That dick
attitude was written all over his face even when the cameras
weren't on him. Ahhh, there is only room for one asshole in
*NSYNC and JC and Justin are having enough problems trying to
claim that spot, so back down Wade. By the way, you're a child..
.the 5 MEN you're telling what to do are one up on you with age. Yes you did give us a show full of thrusts and ass shakin' but be a little nicer. Pull the stick out of your ass and give it back to my husband (JC).
Amy- Have you ever noticed that when they do their
choreography in slow motion, they look like complete and total
morons. They look like they are doing some sort of cross between
water ballet and the karate kid. It's not pretty.
Tabz- The choreography is my favorite
thing so I'm all for whatever gets the job done. However, that
doesn't stop me from rewinding the Makin The Video scene where
Lance gets thrown sideways in slow mo. I laugh my ass off still
expecting him to go down...and hard.
Brit - HAHAHAHAH.. When I first saw that
part, all that popped into my head was that "Mr Roboto" song..
you know what I'm talking about.
Kate - Did I miss something here? Maybe
watching Joey made me want to eat and I was in the kitchen for
this part. Eh, since we're on the topic of dancing though, does
anyone have the answer to WHY Space Cowboy has the most retarded
moves but at the same time it's the best dance in the whole
production?
Amy- I did love the wardrobe section. Chris is rapidly
becoming my "NSYNC member I would most likely be able to spend
time with without killing"...he's so f'in funny! When he
screamed "WHAT!?" I laughed really hard. It softened the blow
from when Lance actually used the word "dope"...Justin stop trying
to teach Lance vocab! Unlike you, he's from Mississippi, not
the 'hood.
Tabz- Lance = stoned. All the time. He
has an excuse. Jc got irate too and I was lovin that. The
saddest thing though, he was irate because he's a cheap bastard.
There goes the whole dream man image. Shot straight to hell with
no looking back. But I suppose one does have to consider that he
has an expensive habit to support. I suppose you'd cut corners
somewhere. Fire Steve.
Brit- Oh no girl, you did NOT even go
there!!! There is NO NSYNC without STEVE. Or something.. whatever
. Leave my bitch alone!!! And quit supporting all three thousand
of your friends on the road. Just a tip.
Kate - I'm become more and more ashamed
that I was a Lance fan. *sob* The dork disapeared and an ego
the size of Justin's fro took it's place. LANCE YOU DORK COME
BACK! As for Chris, I'm with Amy on this one, he has to be the
most bitter yet sarcastic and funny MoFo I know. Three words:
hehe, it's Busta.
Amy- On the other hand, can someone please stop allowing JC
to wear baseball caps? He looks like a serial killer. Somehow
it makes him look skinnier than he already is.
Tabz- NO U DIDN'T. Ok, it's on Amy. They
cover that horrible scary vein that pops out in his forehead
when he gets excited! That causes me less stress as I have no
need to sit and worry that he's headed for aneurysm. What would
*Nsync be without JC? Ill tell ya. *Nsyn. Justin and The Backups.
I couldn't take it. Britney would never go away, no more lies
cause the other guys aren't smart enough, there goes "respecting
everyone", all the songs would be Kool Aid raps, and BSB would
take over. All because you wanted JC to stop wearing baseball
caps. I hope you can live with that on your conscience.
Brit - Hehehe.. JC is an EVIL EVIL man.
EVIL. I'd go so far as to say he's the DEVIL.
Kate: I love Jayce. I want to lick
every drop of sweat off his body and get high. I don't care if
he's in a baseball cap, a white tank top, a robe, or that fugly
Space Cowboy outfit, he is hot sex on a platter. The vein is a
problem though, cause it's the one thing that still scares me
about him. Eh, I can get past it if he beats me hard enough
though.
Amy - "Taking the stage together and putting it apart"...Joey
IS einstein. I swear to god...
Tabz - Have a little heart. To
everyone that supports Joey, send a box of condoms
asap to
Stupid People Shouldn't Breed
Joey Fatone
c/o Jive Records
Brit- Well.. it seems like two people seem
to forget that SOME of us have a soft spot for Joey. Yeah right,
I know I know, my husband is a dumbass. Ugh. Why Joey, must you
be so dumb? Funny part is, I didn't even notice he said that at
first. My older brother was watching it later that night and cam
downstairs flipping out about "What a retard that FAT one is."
Sniff. It's ok J, I love ya!
Kate- I didn't notice either Brit, it's ok.
You had to point it out to me. I personally find it amusing to
speak the forgotten language of the Fatone personally. And it's
more fun than you think it could be. Riiiight.
Tabz- If neither one of you noticed that,
then I say you've been spending far too much time with the Fatone
clan. That was dumber than "we hopefully hope".
Amy- Justin doing the treadmill on the stage...what a frickin'
moron. Review my rules again Justy...I've had just about enough of you.
Tabz- Amy's gonna make me bitch slap her
today. All over my boy's ass. Wanna know what *Nsync would be
without Justin? *Sync. Or *Nsyc. A coke fiend and The Backups.
No more soul in the songs. Every song would be digital yelling
and the lies would soar to unknown heights. Then they'd break up
because Jc's a cheap bastard and he works for everyone else to
support his habits. Lance would turn country and go to jail for
stalking Garth Brooks, Joey would die from Std's, Chris would
die from lack of exercise and not eating right (aka old age) and
all TV would be BSB TV. You want that on your conscience?
Brit- Ew.I'm kinda up in the air on Jussy.
His voice, I can do without, sorry.. it's TOO whiny. He just
ALWAYS says on TV "I can't look like a dork" or whatever.. yet
he always seems to look like a BIGGER one by stating he's not
trying to. He's hot though, and nice, so I guess we'll keep him.
Kate- I love his fro? Does that make
anything better. Awe, Justin needs his mini workout now so he
can have the energy for his REAL work out with Britney later.
YaknowwhatImsayin? Tabz, I do have to point out that although
*NSYNC would pretty much be as you see it with out Justin, I
think the guys (minus JC) wouldn't have the chance to do any of
those things because JC would have them all chained in his basement. Besides, Justin can always be replaced by SteveN.
Tabz- As if. Stever is a dork of the highest caliber. The same rules would apply, whether they were five or four. NOT WITHOUT JUSTIN
Amy- Could Joey have some more dancing problems.
Geez...."Joey come out to your right", "Listen Joey", "Get in the middle Joey"...I almost felt sorry for the big oaf...ok not really. Actually it was pretty fucking hilarious.
(Note from Brit- Did anyone else notice STEVER on the stage dancing?)
Tabz- I missed Steve. Not everyone can be Justin. ::sigh:: Were you waiting to hear Joey whine, "I just can't do it! Call my Mom to come get me!"
Brit- This is getting out of hand. HE CAN DANCE. HE CAN SING TO. HE CAN DO "OTHER STUFF". LEAVE MY MAN ALONE. Nah.. I'm just playing, it sucks when I can't even get mad at ya'll for ripping on him, cuz it's so true. I can try and be like..Tabz, all "What would NSYNC be without Joey??" Sad part is, it'd still be NSNC. Pronounced the same and everything.
ARGH.
Kate- Awe. If anyone ever gave Joey the chance and stopped watching JC or Justin or the newly popula Lance on stage you would notice that when tub-o-lard isn't carrying the extra pounds he really is one of the best dancers. Brit pointed this out to me, I gave him the chance and now he's probably my 2nd fave to watch on stage. JC being the first cause he's always got a lil extra package goin' on down there. Grrrrrr baby, VERY grrrrrr....
Amy- Has Justin bought out Bandanas R Us? One of these days I hope someone yanks one off his head and strangles him with it.Don't get me started on his corn rows. The boy is in serious need of therapy... Oh yeah and speaking of stupid, is he single-handedly trying to put the Bedazzler back on the market. On second thought, let's not talk about any of their clothing. We'll be here for weeks...
Tabz- On my boy again! (Note that I didn't say husband, Brit has enough of those for all of us)What's up with the Justin bashing? Although in all honesty I've been demanding that they fire wardrobe since Justin on Mtv's Movie Awards. Hell any of them on the Movie Awards. I wanna hear Jus say I AM SOFA KING WE-TODD-ID
Brit - Down with cornrows up with afros! Repeat.
Kate- They call him, Lake. Timber, Timber, Timberlake. And as long as that name is in the media and that face is hung up on wall across the world the whiney little brat will do what EVER he likes and look how EVER he wants and get away with it. I HATE that.
Amy- Blah blah blah..."I Want You Back" was our first song...blah blah blah
Tabz- There could be a starving child in a third world country who didn't know that, but will now know because the Peace Corps girls will be discussing it. Lay off.
Brit: I can not even attempt to be funny right now, because I just got an image of poor starving children doing the IWYB dance. OMG.
Kate: Must've been time for a puff on my crackpipe. I'm lost...
Amy - "The most important thing on tour is to see the looks on each and every one of your fans faces"...RIGHT Justin! Is that why everytime I hear about someone meeting you guys, you are always the one who is reported to have acted like an ass? Why do you even bother lying? Just say "the best thing about touring is making a shit load of money so I can buy more cars than any one person will ever need and so I can pay for my ridiculously large house that could comfortably house a small 3rd world nation".
Tabz-I guess I can't say anything. I hear the same damned thing about Justifer from everyone who has ever met him when there wasn't a video camera rolling. They chalk it up to 'a bad day'. I believe he simply sold his soul to Satan to be the 'cute one' with that Poppa Smurf nose and nappy head. However since I am his "pimp" these dayz, I feel obligated to defend his poofiness. YOU'RE A BITCH AMY! *lol*
Brit - Jussy was nice to me. Does that make me special? But I tihnk Amy hit the nail on the head with his fave thing about being on tour, lol
Kate- OMG - Tabz!! Once I calm down from laughin, lemme think of something funny to say that can top that...nope, nothing. I never met Justy, but I hope I never do. Although we got a plan, eh, Brit? "Hey Justin, take a picture" *He pulls out his fro pick and gets to work on lookin fione...we hand him the camera and tell him how it works, than pose* "What, you thought we wanted a picture with you? Psssh, with that.
Amy- JC occasionally really scares the hell out of me. It scares me that he's my favorite.
Tabz- JC isn't THAT scary. Seen AJ Mclean of late? How about the stupid fuck that is EMINEM? Ok, well yeah, Jc's scary. Crack does that. Six months in Betty Ford and he'll be good as new and "respecting everyone" all over again. Get the McDonalds video. He blames his therapy on poor Chris/Feivel.
Brit - Tabz is experiencing what we call "STEP 4: DENIAL" JC IS A SCARY MF. EW. Occasionally Amy? Wow..you are lucky, cuz he scares me 97.2% of the time I see him. YUCK. I still wanna sleep with him though... heheheh
Kate: Hold up, no one informed me I was sharing JC with Amy? lol I don't mind the scariness JC has about him. For real, if he even thought of beating me I would just beat him right back. I have a feeling I could make him more scared of me. Poor JC, he's so misunderstood. He's having MMC trauma and you're all just making fun of him. Wow, this is random...sorry 'bout that.
Amy- Another great Chris moment "Seattle's on fire!". Yeah he's a dork of the highest magnitude but god he's lovable. I've been realizing lately that if I didn't love these guys so much, I would passionately hate them.
Tabz-I don't know about anyone else, but I'm not exactly feeling Amy's 'love'. LMAO Maybe that's because she's ripping apart my Fro Glow and at the same time professing her love for CHRIS? ::sigh:: Life just isn't fair.
Brit- I love Chris, I've said it before, I want to put him in my pocket and carry him around with me.
Kate- hehe it's Busta. SCORE!
Amy - When JC pulls up on his scooter (I don't even want to know why they must have a scooter and bikes backstage. I swear sometimes I think they are ten years old)...Chris is having a hair catastrophe reminiscent of early NSYNC in Europe days. I half expected him to be wearing a hairband, goggles, and a Homeboy shirt.
Tabz- All of you have absolutely no concept of fun. I'd be a child too if I could get away with it. Aside from that, when you're rich, you're "eccentric" not stupid. This doesn't apply to Joey ::ahem::
Brit - OMG. That had me laughing my ass off, I picture him riding that thing around the hood at night. Funny visual..
Kate- Awww, I'm a pathtic lil teenie when it comes to this part of the show. I thought it was the most ADORABLE thing. That jump he did when he came rollin in. Too cute. Ok, I'm going to lick one of the pictures on my wall now.
Amy- And speaking of this....I thought JC was the one who was always on time and keeping everyone else in line. And now he's the one who's always late? WTF? Would you guys please be consistant? You are throwing millions of teeny boppers for a loop.
Tabz- The same teenyboppers who don't recognize the sarcasm on the site. NOTE SARCASM. hehehe
Brit - Here Here!
Kate- I have nothing funny to say...well, one thing. They're sharing how JC is always late, and I wondered why, although the *sniff* answer is *sniff* obvious. *sniff*
Amy- The "slug" girls...If you would eat a slug to get NSYNC tickets you deserve to be locked up. First of all, let me tell you...it's not that hard to get
tickets!! I got 2nd row tickets the day of the concert. If you actually had a brain in your head, you would find a way to get tickets without having to even consider eating anything that's alive! Seriously teenies who do this piss the hell out of me.(You just said, "Piss the hell outta me". Don't talk about Joey anymore, you have no right. LMFAO) WTF is wrong with you people? There was a guy here who drank his own pee for NSYNC tickets! These people are a danger to society....I swear to god.
Tabz- Apparently you have no idea what Brit has gone through in her mission to stalk *Nsync.
Brit - Are you taking a shot at me?!? I've never done anything that can cause me bodily harm (unless you count touching Joey) And I don't like the word "stalk" lol.. I prefer lobbyist, thank you.
Kate- Brit, you knocked on JCs door, if that doesn't scream "bodily harm" than what does? I don't see why NSYNC would want fans like that or why MTV would put them on their show. It's like they're trying to bring the guys down by ALWAYS showing the WORST possible fans EVER. Backing up my theory: Fanatic One: Justina, Fanatic Two: "No mushrooms, cause Lance hates them" girls, All Access One: "I'll do whatever it takes" (mean while they're such big fans that have NO idea what NSYNC likes to eat, mmm hmmm)(I have no idea what they like to eat so shut the hell up! Why would I give a damn?), Snowed In: naked skanks who dyke out on one another, NSYNC TV: that chick who has since appeared on just about every MTV special with NSYNC who kept freakin out and crying AND that retarded "Lance girl" who wasn't even able to speak english (the only NSYNCer who could understand her was probably Joey)... With all that said...Brit, when are our asses going to get on MF MTV and set the record straight on what REAL NSYNC fans are like?
Tabz-As if you and Brit aren't scary? OMG!
Amy- "Toys" = bikes and drums. Just think about that.
Tabz- I'm ashamed to admit, I don't get it.
Brit - I'm no rocket scientist, remember.. I like Joey. But I *think* it means the fact that those are pretty expensive TOYS? I could be wrong.. matter of fact, I probably am.
Kate- I'm just going to take a break now and let JC beat me some more, I'm total at a loss on what to say.
Amy- Damn hackey sack...I swear if I hear about this one more time...
Tabz- I disagree. It's funny to see how bad they are, and to know that they still don't admit that the pre-show ritual actually involves individual rooms, a porn mag, lotion, and a cup. How else could you suck so bad after four years? If you don't get this, don't bother asking.
Brit - The only time I enjoyed hackey,was when Jussy bitch slapped Lance with it.. although at the time, I HATED it.
Kate- I'm in agreement with Brit here. That was the best hackey clip. This new one however, showed that JC does have a sense of humor. Go sexy anorexic, go!
Amy- I almost had to turn off the tv before they went out on stage because bandanna boy was acting like a world class dumb ass once again. "I'm the greatest"...dude, get your ass on stage and stop mugging for the camera.All of America is sick and tired of your pretty ass trying to be funny/cute/an actor. Just be hot and sing. I am all about sticking to what you are good at.
Tabz- Umm, WHAT IS UP? What the hell did he do to you? Huh? She has it out for Fro Glow. This war has only just begun. you cannot bash Poppa Surf and expect not to have to suffer consequences...
Brit - Agrees with just be hot and sing(You suck Brit)
Kate- No Justin, you are not the greatest anymore. See the large ass Mississippian behind you? Yup, take a another look. He's the one stealing all your fans. Do you like this? No? Then SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND DO AS AMY SAYS!
Amy- Ok now we get to the performance of Space Cowboy which almost knocked me from my couch to the floor. I have seen this live twice but had totally forgotten how kick ass it is. Not to mention how hot they are. Here we go First of all, this is MTV, not Steve-cam. You would think they would be able to get better sound. It totally sounded like shit. And the camera movements-I felt like I was caught in The Blair Witch Project meets one of JC's crack-induced trips. And also-there is no need to shoot the audience. We all know what 13 year old girls in gallons of makeup and hoochie clothes look like.
Tabz-I gotta say I get really tired of all the time they spend on the audience. Sometimes it gets really frickin nasty to see the fat chics in the hoochie clothes. Ugh. Gross.I gotta stop right now...
Brit - I can watch this dance repeatedly everyday, for the rest of my life, and die happy.
Kate- I prefer this song when sung to me in my car tape player at the carwash. But if I have to settle for the live performance than at least make it sound good. Jeez guys, you think just because you're hoTT and all kinds of famous / popula now you don't have to sound good? Psssh, hire a new sound guy, take a few days more to rehearse, but freakin' do it for the music or else us older, cooler, sexier fans will leave and those obsessed and scary teenies will be all you're left with.
Tabz-That would be you and Brit wouldn't it? I say again, "As if you guys aren't scary." It's my personal opinion that you shouldn't be allowed within five miles of the guys. I worry that you may actually cause them deep, irrepairable mental damage.
Amy- Joey should never attempt to do the horse riding move. He looks like he's having some sort of weird ass muscle spasm. I'm sure it scares small children. And what the hell is up with the "Walk like an Egyptian" move in Justin's verse? Some of their choreography is so fucking off-the-wall that I'm not sure how they make it look hot. But they can't even succeed to making their version of "the swim" look good. Never plug your nose in concert...it will make everyone just think Joey farted.
Tabz- How much you wanna bet that's how that got incorporated into that dance. It totally doesn't relate in any other way.
Brit - Ya know, I bet Joey HATES you guys.
Kate- I said my piece WAY up at the top about the moves for this song so I'm just going to sit back and get digital. Wait, one thing: this is what happens when a cocky 18 year old becomes the choreographer.
Amy-They do make up for everything with the down on the ground crotch "gun"
thrusts. When JC licks his finger...yeah thought I might lick the television set. One of these days I will actually go through the television set...
Tabz-Bless America, that was a 'moment' I have the animation of him licking the floor from the HBO during Digital Getdown on the other site. Another "moment".
Brit- I have an animation of this saved on my computer, I love to see JC lick things.
Kate- The only thing JC is licking is me. Nuff said. But Amy, when you figure out how to go through your TV, lemme in on that trick, K?
Amy- All in all, I did actually love this appearance. It was nice to see them actually frustrated and not completely happy-go-lucky. It was also nice to see how hard they work. And the dumb-ass comments were kept to a minimum(at least as much as that is possible with Joey and Justin still in the group). It was definitely worth seeing.
Tabz- Ok nevermind that she's talkin *NSYNC without Lil Boy Blue cause I may have to hunt her down otherwise. LMAO Except I would have liked to see an alligator come crawling out of that swamp when JC was at 'the compound' . But I'm not right.
Brit - Joey is SO my bitch. Good Night.
Kate- You mean this review is done? :( I was just getting started. Well, as long as I have everyone reading this, I just want to say a few things: If you are standing in the VERY last row of the concert stadium and choose to scream such nonsense like "Justin Marry Me" or "I love you JC" or "Ride Me Lance" I will be the one who turns around and bitch slaps you. This statement goes for those who are in the 2nd row as well. The more you freakin scream in my ear the less of the concert I'm hearing. By the way, do you think that the guys will just jump off the stage in the middle of a song, get down on one knee and ask to spend the rest of his life with you? No? Who's singing the song? *NSYNC...good, then KEEP IT THAT WAY. Sorry, I'm done now. Peace.
