Monstervision Host Segments for
Mad Max 3, Beyond Thunderdome
Fourteen dead bodies.
Forty-five beasts, auditioning for Empty-V.
Two gallons blood, which the TNT "We're No Fun" Department has reduced to about half a cup.
Gratuitous malfunctioning chainsaw.
Gratuitous game-show host.
Midget dipping.
Pig stampede.
Quicksand Fu.
Three motor vehicle chases.
Four stars.
