You know that big new Godzilla movie (1998) that came out this week? Don’t even mess with that. They spent a hundred million dollars making that movie, but we have two Godzilla movies tonight that are just as good. And both of ‘em together cost about … a hundred dollars. Other than that, no difference.
They spent a total of $100,000 on this and then Joe Levene, the great promoter, bought half of the movie and within a year it had grossed two million bucks, which is not that much in Hollywood today, but it’s a two-thousand percent return on their investment.
OK, let’s see what we got here. Those Godzilla totals are:
22 dead bodies
2 firey shipwrecks
Flaming ocean
1 hurricane
1 helicopter crash
Railroad car eating
Train stomping
Bridge chunking
Bad-breath tower melting
Exploding fuel tanks
2 jeep crashes
Flaming Godzilla breath
Cop car incineration
Multiple high-tension wire toppling
Glowing tailfin building wasting
Clock tower eating
Radio tower eating
1 tidal wave
Exploding fish
Gratuitous tribal dancing
Giant lizard fu
Radiation fu
Missle fu
Anti-aircraft fu
4 stars. The movie that made the reputation of director Inoshiro Honda, who would go on to make “Rodan,” “Mothra,” “Ghidrah the 3-headed Monster,” that under-appreciated favorite of mine “Matongo, Fungus Of Terror” (1963), aka Attack of the Mushroom People. In 1985, they decided to do a remake of the original Godzilla, and even hired Raymond Burr again!