A FEW WORDS!!
HI!!
To better accommodate for the few of you who don't share a warped sense of
humor with me--here's a NEW story that is just up your alley!!
YAY!
I tripped on one of my yellow tiles in my room yesterday. It was really weird.
You can't laugh at me for that because we all trip over little things or even
nothing at all. When we do, we always look down and blame the ground, or air,
as if it had something to do with our carelessness. Anyway, I tripped, and I
said, "OUCH!" How many of you do that? Just so you know, it didn't
even hurt! I even say ouch when someone bats air at me. Ok, I was hurting (my
pride was broken). AAAAHHHH....This isn't even a story at all!! I'm going
insane! (My computer wallpaper has a duck falling into a vortex! :=) ). HAHA.
I know this weird girl from high school (she's still IN high school--same age
as I). SHE WAS NUTS!!! She used to baby sit for these kids in her apartment
building. She would cut herself and then put purfume in and then set it on
fire to scare the kids. Man! I did it again! I added warped icky stuff into
my page! At least that situation actually happened! I couldn't make it up...
Well, maybe I could. Hey! Did you hear that the Milli Vanilli guy died of
a mixture of booze and pills?! I'd like to say that I'm sad....I'm not. OK, I
will be the first to admit that I bought and still have a Milli Vanilli tape.
Too bad you can't see the pathetic tears rolling down my face. *Am I laughing
or am I crying?* Bop Bop. As I write, I am listening to Madonna's new CD. It
is okay if you like boppy music. I'm writing with one hand because my other hand is
slapping my leg. bop bop bop bop bop......(#11).....OUCH! Joleen tried to slap
me! (She tried and missed, but it still hurt!) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....Over and out!!
Yah Yah Yah.......That wasn't a story, that was simply an example of what
goes on in Kristin Lewis's head during a nightly session of English studying.
Shall I become an English major? Think of that as you click out of here. Do
it quick.....It will self destruct in five seconds
BAM!!! The self destruction will consist of one question...."Would you like that
shaken or stirred?"
I'M STOPPING>>>>REALLY!!!
Email: kristin.lewis@mankato.msus.edu
