I apologize for those stupid ads. I didn't put them there!! If you don't like them either, e-mail angelfire and tell them. But a significantly easier way to deal with it is: just let the pop-up ad load and then minimize it. It won't come back for the duration at angelfire.
Other minor techinicalities: Apparently the music doesn't play for everyone and not all the backgrounds work with all ISPs. This is SUPPOSED to be teal text on black. Sometimes stuff works with AOL but not other ISPs. Sorry, but at this point there's nothing I can do.
Well, hello. You are here. Or you were here. No, I think you must be here right now. Anyways, here, for me, is in my rather cluttered room. OK, you didn't really need to know that. For the purpose of keeping my true name from every bozo out there in Web-land, I have arrived at the brilliant idea of using a nickname for this page. You can call me M&M. Well, actually you won't be calling me at all because I am not dumb enough to post my phone number here.
It's easier to read things if there are other things in between, hence the little bouncing M&M. I have tried once before to make a web page, without much success I might add. This time I am using a different service (those of you with AOL pages may be able to guess why) and html. It's fun once you get the hang of it. It's paid off, seeing as you are here, or there, reading it.
So basically this page is under construction at the same rate roads are. I am sure you've noticed that whenever your city begins construction on a road it starts off with a bang, but they never seem to finish. At least not until you find a completely different and more efficient route. Then the city abruptly finishes work on your old route and tears up the new one. But the part about finding a new route has nothing to do with this page. The moral is: (there really isn't a moral, but the closest thing to one is:) that I am just starting the page and I doubt I'll ever finish, so just come back and look for updates.
Well, hey whadda ya know, he's kinda cute. So maybe he can, well I don't know, be like a mascot or something.
Currently I am trying to fix some technical problems.
Lawyer Stuff (though I haven't got a lawyer; only a few good jokes.)
I and the people whom I noted as authors wrote the stuff on this page. I don't think we mind if you use it, (if you have stuff here and you do mind, e-mail me) but please give us credit. Also, you can put a link back to my site by going to the links page and copying and pasting the html code to your page. It's not required, but I would like it.
Warning! For those of you who actually take offense at some of the content here, I'm sorry. It was not meant to be offensive to anyone. But if you read it, and do take offense, it is not my fault.
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