Ask Mr. Monkey and he will answer! Muahahahaha... wait what's so funny?
Q: At one time did Coca Cola really have coccaine in it?
A: Yep
Q: Does shaving really cause hair to grow back thicker and more abundant?
A: This is a myth. When shaving or shearing hair, it does not grow back thicker or more abundant.
But, since the root of the hair is still in the skin, it will grow back eventually and may look a bit rough.
Q: Can flour explode?
A: Strangely enough, this is true, but only under certain conditions and factors. For details, go here.
Q: Who invented the toilet?
A: Contrary to popular belief, it is not the legendary Thomas Crapper. Although there really was a Sir Thomas Crapper that was a plumber, he did not invent the flushing toilet. The British Patent 4990 was issued to a Mr. Albert Giblin for the invention of the "Silent Valveless Water Waste Preventer" in 1898.
I guess "I have to take a Giblin" didn't exactly sound right.
Q: Does Yellow No.5 really, you know, um, do what they say it does?
A: To the relief of all human men out there, no it doesn't make it shrink or lower sperm count. But there have been cases of people who have been allergic or sensitive to tartrazine (yellow no.5) but their symptoms have been swelling, asthma, or rashes. So if you are not allergic to tartrazine, all I have to say is "Do the Dew!"
