Potty Mouth Insults!

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AND NOW, THE INSULTS...

Asstaster
This insult is for people who taste asses!

Dicklicker
This one is funny because 'dick' rhymes with 'lick!'

Jizzmopper
This describes someone who mops up jizz at porno theaters.
(Thanks to John K.)

Count Dickula
A more creative term to use in place of 'asshole.'

Poopypants!
They won't know how to respond!

Charlatan!
Yelled by Jimbo Jones to Nelson.

"It's Ass-tastic!"
A way to describe a particularly loud or smelly fart.

Assclown, Cockgobbler
Two insults from Office Space.

Pickledick
An insult from Orgazmo.

Boner Biting Bastard
Terrance and Phillip supplied this insult.

Alice SCOOper
Wait a second, that's not funny!

Oo L. Swuz
This name was in a dream of mine... I was listing off people that were at a party, and "Oo L. Swuz there!"

From Tristan Erlandson:
Mouth is a funny name. It's from Goonies. Chunk is good too.

Things to say to telemarketers:
"Where am I?"
"What's a chair?"
"I am intrigued by your offer, but what do you carry for hemmorhoid sufferers?"
"I haven't any socks."
"Hey, I just saved ya some cash!" (say it like David Spade)
"Touch me!"
"As if! Don't even go there, sister!"
"This isn't a good time...my ass is on fire!"
"Three dollars? That's outrageous!" (repeat)
"Wait a minute... Planet of the Apes... that was our planet! You bastards! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!"
"I have got to Urinate"
"Are you ready for some undead lovin'?"
"BOOTY!"
"Is it supposed to do that?"
"Do ya like the Arliss show?"
Say things that sound like a different language
Randomly push numbers until they hang up

Funny names from TV:
Handy-Man (In Living Color)
Sha-Nay-Nay (Martin)
Dick Van Dyke (The Dick Van Dyke Show)
Ug (Salute Your Shorts)
Boner (Growing Pains)
Mr. Buttsavitch, Mr. Bone (Doug)
Dr. Lipshitz (Rugrats)
Joey Joe Joe Junior Shibabadu (Simpsons)
Dick Butkis (football)
Penis van Lesbian (Khakis)
Jodie Sweetin (Full House)

A funny name that came from a Mad Lib: Mr. Ting Tang

"Shut your face!"
From the Tom Green Show

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