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Man, I'm on a roll when it komes to shitty entertainment. I decided to keep it going for one more year bekause of one fukking email that I thought was funny and you know what happens? I've gotta maintain another year of this. *smakks self really hard in the face* ... so I'm sorry, entertainment this year is gonna sukk, 'cept in December... hehehe... but why am I talking about this? Here, be entertained!
Okay this is something Bekah sent me like 2 years ago and yes, I still have it. It was good
*A day without sunshine is like, night
*On the other hand, you have different fingers
*When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty
*Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't
*Honk if you love peace and quiet
*Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool
*He who laughs last, thinks slowest
*The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
*I intend to live forever -- so far, so good
*Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty and Illegal In 37 States
*Quantum Mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of
*Support bacteria -- they're the only culture some people have
*The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes
*When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane, going the wrong way
*Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it
*For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
*He who hesitates is probably right
*No one is listening until you make a mistake
*Success always occurs in private and failure in full view
*The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required on it
*The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread
*The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it
*To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research
*To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles
*You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive
*The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up
*A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
*If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you've never tried before
*A fool and his money are soon partying
*Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow
*Always try to be modest. And be proud of it!
*If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments
*How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hands...
*Everybody repeat after me... "We are all individuals."
*Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
*Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned
*Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
*Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back
*Half the people you know are below average
*99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
*42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot

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