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Okay, so as you all might know, I'm a film major at the Minneapolis College of Art and Design, right in the middle of the Minneapolis ghetto. Anyway, just for fun, I decided to make this short film dokumenting a nice little experience I had with the Metro Transit Bus System after I got rid of my kar. Aktually I'm joking, I never made this into a film. Azriel and I just got bored one night and thought we were being funny in writing this piece'o'shit skript here (which, by the way, isn't even in proper form, but that's okay bekause my teachers won't see this). It's in 2 parts, but I'll only show you the first one for now. Gives you a reason to kome bakk next month, eh?
SCENE 1
KAST:
Aymee: whiny art student that's lived in the ghetto too long
Azriel: well... she's Goth. She likes Gothik-y things
Bennett: Azriel's pompous Goth best friend

AZRIEL
(shown sitting on a bench outside a U of M dormitory)
It all started as a simple trip to buy krikkets and take Aymee home. She was visiting Bennett and I at our kollege, but it was getting late
AYMEE
(standing at the korner where Lake Street and Stevens Avenue intersekt; robberies, gang fights, and kar thefts are happening all around but she doesn't seem to notice)
So I'm hanging at the U, need to get home, and Azriel and Bennett decide we need to go get krikkets first... then they get this bright idea to go Goth shopping
BENNETT:
(scratching his chin in thought as he looks at the ground in front of him)
Hmm, maybe I kan weasel Azriel into paying for...
(look up and notices the camera)
Oh shit... edit that out! So okay, my pet needed food. Well, and I needed to go to Saint Sabrina's to better my Goth wardrobe
AZRIEL
We went to Saint Sabrina's, which was a lot of fun. Bennett and I made Aymee dress in Goth, which was funny as shit
AYMEE
So anyway, after we got the krikkets, we went Goth shopping. The dude working there looked like Andy Dick, it was skary. I told him he looked like Andy Dick, but he had no idea who I was talking about. Then he showed me that he had that thing inside his mouth pierced... you know, that little flap of skin that attaches your jaw to your gums? Nasty dude, fukking nasty
BENNETT
No one looks better in PVC than me...
(notices the camera)
Shit, you gotta tell me when you start filming!... So okay, we went to St. Sabrina's, which I was so talented as to find.... I mean, Aymee was konvinced that I didn't know my way around Minneapolis bekause I'm from Madison and all. I showed her, hehehe
AZRIEL
(sighs)
Bennett is so smart and talented
AYMEE
I talked to that Andy Dick klone a lot. He lived by me, so I asked him about what bus he usually took home. He told me some number other than the one we were planning to take. Bennett said we were supposed to take... what was it, the 4? I don't remember... anyway, Andy Dick told us to take some other bus, but see, Bennett is apparently always right...
AZRIEL
Aymee was skared about getting on the wrong bus, so she started talking to the Andy Dick-klone. The guy gave her perfekt direktions, yet she kept doubting him. The thing is, this guy lived right by her, he took the bus home every day and should know what he's doing by this point...
AYMEE
(Dukks as a bullet flies over her head)
3rd and Nicolet? They're parallel, what was he thinking?
BENNETT
I looked mmm-mmm good in my PVC
AZRIEL
We finally ended up talking to the bus driver on the bus that Andy Dick said we were supposed to take. He told us that that partikular bus wouldn't go where we wanted. He spoke poor English, and had no idea where the MIA was. Aymee wasn't thinking - you don't talk to stupid people about komplikated issues
AYMEE
Why would he be driving a bus if he didn't have a sense of direktion? I wish I hadn't listened to him tho, but I'm gullible. Fukking Metro Transit
BENNETT
Still looking good in my PVC

Fades to black; the words WHAT REALLY HAPPENED appear on the skreen

You wanna know what really happened? You wanna see this next scene? Well guess what? You gotta wait until next month

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