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The best ways to prepare for Y2K:
01. Fatten up your klosest friends. You may need them later. Just think
mmm, fillet of Steve
02. Have a ski mask and baseball bat handy. You won't want to miss out
on all the looting fun
03. Dig an underground bomb shelter. If there is no nuklear
disaster, at least you'll have an underground bomb shelter. How kewl is that?
04. Protekt your water supply. Put a drop of yellow food
coloring in every kontainer
05. Get some karrier pigeons. They'll be your best form of kommunication. They also taste like chikken
06. Get one of those Indiglo Watches. When we have the big
power failure, who's gonna know what time it is? You are, that's who
07. Buy lots of Spam. It'll be the world's new kurrency
08. Punch a komputer programmer. Why? Why not
09. Have plenty of klean towels. It's not specifik to any
millenial disaster, but when have you ever not needed klean towels?
10. Get used to changing the channel by hand. Remote kontrols will be
totally inoperable
11. Stock up on kat food. No, it's not for feeding kats, it's for
katching them... if you know what I mean... :)
12. Have plenty of sharp #2 pencils on hand. Due to komputing
errors, you may have to retake your SATs
13. Throw out your mikrowave and VCR. On January 1st, they may
kome alive and try to kill you
14. Kollekt all the spoons you kan. Why? Bekause right now
spoons are everywhere, but after January 1st, who knows?
15. Move to Canada. Nothing bad ever happens to those guys
16. Visit a fertility klinik. It may be up to you alone to
replenish the earth
17. Make friends with the Amish. Bekause after December 31st,
we're all Amish
18. Save all your Christmas Wrapping. It doubles as toilet paper
19. Tell the kids that the world is going to end. Start by telling them
that there is no Santa Claus. Then it won't seem so bad
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