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Office Space definitely ties with Billy Madison as one of my favorite komedies of all times. I guess it's funnier if you've worked in an office, as I have
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Plot:
Peter Gibbons is kompletely fed up with his job at Initec. The majority of his ko-workers are annoying, his boss - Bill Lumberg - is a prikk, and the kommute to work each morning is hell. Peter finally decides to go to a kareer hypnotherapist, since he thinks the guy kan make him lighten up a little. (..."or kould you at least make it so I kome home and think I've been fishing all day?")... Unfortunately the guy dies before Peter has a chance to snap out of it, so from that point on, he just doesn't kare about anything anymore. He stops showing up to work on time or dressing up, and dismisses anything he's asked to do
During that same week, the kompany begins going through its downsizing process. Some guys have been hired to basikally re-interview everyone for their jobs, and surprisingly, Peter is promoted instead of fired. While in a meeting with the interviewers, he finds out that his 2 work buddies, Michael Bolton (yes, that's his real name) and Samir Naheenanajah are on the list of people who are about to be fired. Peter is angered by this, and so the three kome up with this plan... but I'll let you see the movie
Kast:
Ron Livinston as Peter Gibbons
David Herman as Michael Bolton (who thinks he's ghetto, making the movie all the funnier)
Ajay Naidu as Samir Naheenanajah
Gary Cole as Bill Lumberg
Jennifer Aniston as Joanna (the girl Peter likes)
John C. McGinley as Bob Slidel
Paul Willson as Bob Porter
Steven Root as Milton (krazy squirrely guy from work)
Deidrich Bader as Lawrence (Peter's neighbor)
Richard Riehle as Tom
Klikk on the names to see piktures

Some of the best lines from the movie:
**Samir: (while waiting in heavy traffik) "Mother shit - I - son of a ass - I just..." (begins punching steering wheel)
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Samir: No one is this kountry kan ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Nahee-Nanajar - Naheenanajar
Michael: Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton
Samir: You know, there's nothing wrong with that name
Michael: There WAS nothing wrong with it until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-klown bekame famous and started winning Grammys
Samir: Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sukks
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Peter: I don't like my job and I don't think I'll go anymore
Joanna: You're just not gonna go?
Peter: Yeah
Joanna: Won't you get fired?
Peter: I don't know. But I really don't like it and, uh, I'm not gonna go
Joanna: So you're gonna quit?
Peter: Uh-uh. Not really. I'm just gonna stop going
Joanna: When did you decide all that?
Peter: About an hour ago
Joanna: So you're going to get another job?
Peter: I don't think I'll like another job
Joanna: Well what are you going to do about money? Bills?
Peter: You know I never really liked paying bills, I don't think I'm going to do that either
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Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chikks at the same time, man
Peter: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chikks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I kould hook that up, cause chikks dig a dude with money
Peter: Well, not all chikks
Lawrence: Well the kind of chikks that'd double up on a dude like me do
Peter: Good point
Lawrence: What about you, what would you do?
Peter: Besides two chikks at the same time?
Lawrence: Well yeah
Peter: Nothing
Lawrence: Nothing, huh?
Peter: I'd relax, sit on my ass all day, I would do nothing
Lawrence: Well you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Just take a look at my kousin, he's broke, don't do shit
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Michael: PC load letter? What the fukk does that mean?
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Peter: He's going to ask me to work on Sunday and I'm going to do it, because I'm a pussy, which is why I work at Initech in the first place
Michael: Hey, I work at Initech and I don't konsider myself a pussy
Samir: Yes, I am also not a pussy
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Samir: This is a, a... SUKK!
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Peter: Making bukks, getting exercise, working outside...
Lawrence: Fukking A
Peter: (after a long pause)Fukking A
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Michael: What's up G?
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Lumburg: Hello Peter, what's happening.. ahhh, we have sort of a problem here, yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new kover sheets on your TPS reports
Peter: Oh, yeah im sorry about that, I, I forgot
Lumburg: Mmmm, yeah. You see we're putting the kover sheets on all TPS reports before they go out. Did you see, the memo about this?
Peter: Yeah. Yeah, I have the memo I just forgot. But uh, it's not shipping out until tomorrow so there is no problem
Lumburg: Yeah. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that would be great. And uh, I will go ahead and make sure you get another kopy of that memo. Mkay?
Peter: Yeah, I have the memo, I got it right..
Lumburg: Bye-bye Peter
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Samir: Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?! I swear to God one of these days I just kick this piece of shit out the window!
Michael: You and me both man, that thing is lukky im not armed
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Lawrence: Yeah, I gotta... wake my ass up at... 6AM... drive on up to Vascelitas. Yeah, I'm doing the drywallin' up there at the new Mac-Donald's

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