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Ah, Christmas/Hannukah/Kwanzaa-time. And what better way to celebrate the happy wonderful holidays than with some Goth humor? I was originally gonna post just the list thing you're about to see, but then Azriel and I had a somewhat amusing konversation about it. Or not. Depends on what you find funny
*note: this is not goth bashing... a goth sent this to me

Part One: "I'm so goth..."
*I dyed my shadow black
*my black is blakker than your black. I kall it "blakk blakk"
*I died and didn't notice
*people touch me and they BEKOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"
*I made Richard Simmons kry
*I'm a mime
*I smoke kloves in the shower
*I got a tattoo of celtik knotwork starting at the top of my head, winding all the way down my body, and trailing 5 feet behind me on the floor
*I karry black food dye around in kase I have to eat anything that's not black
*I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator
*I got my medulla oblongata pierced
*I got my mom pierced
*I got my tattoos pierced
*I killed myself... twice
*I punched a kare bear in the face
*I used Cheer and it kried
*my mom is a ninja.
*all ninjas are my mom.
*I slather on SPF45 before I open the refrigerator
*I think saying "Oh my goth" is kute
*whenever I walk into a room, you hear "Toccata and fugue in D minor"
*I listen to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by kandles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then I die. And then I kome back to life. And then I die again . . . tragikally
*I'm the only person who understands what goth REALLY is, and I'm not telling you!
Part Two: The [funny.at.the.time] Reacktion
JunoMousE: this is fukking hilarious!
CasperSlasher: what?
JunoMousE: this 'i'm so goth' shit
CasperSlasher: i know its funny
JunoMousE: people r looking at me bekause i'm laughing so hard
JunoMousE: what's a medulla oblongatta?
CasperSlasher: dunno
CasperSlasher: i think its part of the brain
JunoMousE: o
JunoMousE: i'm so goth my mom is a ninja
CasperSlasher: sounds like your kid'll be goth
JunoMousE: no shit
JunoMousE: i'm so goth all ninjas are my mom
CasperSlasher: i dont get that one
JunoMousE: dude, wanna hear the funniest thing i've ever heard?
CasperSlasher: k
CasperSlasher: hey, i found some rolling papers
CasperSlasher: err... art project supplies...
CasperSlasher: i knew they were here somewhere
JunoMousE: i saw this fake behind the scenes on vh1 shit, and they were talking about jim morrison and janis joplin and such starting some band in heaven and shit right, so then they have jesus akting like he's the one that signed them to the rekord deal....
CasperSlasher: k
JunoMousE: he's talking about the first time he listened to them... "i heard them man, and i'm like OH... MY... DAD."
CasperSlasher: hee hee
JunoMousE: but anyway, what were we talking about? ninjas

I kan't remove this; the Jesus thing is still funny

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