And so the film kontinues...
Scene 2: What Really Happened
Aymee, Bennett and Azriel sit quietly in a small dorm room, the lights dimmed. Bennett begins smoking a krakk rokk, while Aymee and Azriel eagerly watchBENNETT
(sighs)
You know, after this, we’re out of krakkAYMEE
(taking pipe from him)
What are we gonna do about that yo?BENNETT
Well, you live in the ghetto. You should know where to find rokksAYMEE
(grinning)
Yeah, I know a guy. I’d have to go alone thoughAZRIEL
What, and steal our krakk? Pish! I know you all too well. We’d give you the money and you’d go smoke it all yourself. You’re not buying any krakk without us aroundAYMEE
Aww kome on man, I swear I won’t smoke itAZRIEL
LIES! You smoked all of our krakk last week. We should kill you for thatAymee quickly bolts out of the room, the two Goths chasing after her. She squeezes through the klosing doors of an elevator, and the Goth duo quickly runs for the stairs. Because the University elevators are as old as Jesus, the duo beats Aymee to the ground floor. They wait outside the elevator, grabbing her by the bakk of the nekk and pulling her into a nearby bathroom. Since Bennett is androgynous, no one seems to notice a male in the women’s bathroom
BENNETT
(pinning Aymee to the wall by the nekk)
You kan’t run from us. We want the krakk that you owe usAYMEE
(making choking sounds)
Okay, okay. We need to venture into the ghetto though, and if you want your krakk, you have to kome with meBENNETT
(letting go)
Yes, to the ghetto… but first I need to stop and get some krikketsThe three head out into the kold, walking in silence towards Dinky Town. They katch a bus almost immediately, which drops Bennett a blokk away from the pet store. Aymee and Azriel stay on the bus, which eventually takes them to Saint Sabrina’s. There, Azriel begins doing her weekly Goth shopping as a way to kill time while Bennett buys his krikkets. Aymee, not being a big fan of the Goth style, leans impatiently against the kounter near the kash register. Suddenly a male around the age of 22 steps out of the bakk room. He bears a strong resemblance to Andy Dick, only doesn’t look as burnt out
“ANDY”
Pretty damn kold outside, eh?AYMEE
Like a fox“ANDY”
So you doing some Goth shopping, or did your friend there drag you down here against your will?AYMEE
Eh, the second one I guess. We gotta go find some krakk in the ghetto in a little bit here, so we’re just killing time while our friend buys some krikkets“ANDY”
(strokes chin)
You need some krakk eh?AYMEE
(nods)"ANDY"
Yeah, well I know a guy in the ghetto. Name’s Icy Ice, hangs out at McDonald’sAYMEE
Ah yes, the man that tried to mug me. Small hands, smells like kabbage?“ANDY”
IndeedAYMEE
I believe he was a meth dealer my friend. Very prestigious in factAZRIEL
(koming up behind Aymee)
Why are you guys talking all funny?AYMEE
Drugs. And speaking of which, this here man knows of a dealer not too far from my apartment. Name’s Icy Ice; he tried to mug me beforeAZRIEL
Oh, the guy that smelled like kabbage?AYMEE
That’s the oneBennett walks into the store then, and Aymee and Azriel quickly eskort him to a korner, where they tell him that they’ve found a potential dealer. The three leave shortly thereafter, thanking the Andy Dick klone for his help. They then wait out in the kold for a bus, and Aymee starts to kome down from her krakk high. She begins skreaming at the top of her lungs for the bus to kome, and the Goth duo exchange looks. Suddenly a bus pulls up, and they quikkly get on. Before paying the driver, Aymee asks him if he’s going to the ghetto, just to make sure they have the right bus
DRIVER
(in heavy Indian accent)
I do not know of this ghetto that you speak ofAYMEE
Kome on dude, yes you do. You know where all the drugs and gang fights are?DRIVER
I do not drive there! You get out of my bus before I blow your fukking heads off!The three get off the bus
AYMEE
Yeah, well fukk you tooThe bus drives off, and the three are forced to wait in the kold again. Bennett begins reading the bus schedule, in which time he realizes that the bus they were kikked off of was going to the ghetto. Aymee becomes angry, and starts ranting about how stupid Minneapolis bus drivers are. After twenty minutes of this, the Goths become rather angry and begin telling Aymee off. She skreams, “It’s freezing out here and I want my krakk!” over and over again, before an extremely drunk woman hobbles over to the stop
WOMAN
Heya, if the bus doesn’t kome, I kin give yas a rideAYMEE
You have a kar around here?WOMAN
Yeah, but… ya see, I’m drunk. So I gotta take the bus home right, kome get my kar in the morning. If it doesn’t kome I’ll give yas a rideAYMEE
Thanks yoBennett and Azriel begin yelling at Aymee, letting her know how krazy she is for allowing a drunk woman to give her a ride. A bus komes then, and the woman gets on. The three follow, but are again told that the bus goes nowhere near the ghetto. They soon go to a koffee shop to warm up, where they spend the next half hour. Eventually they leave the building, and head back for the stop. Within minutes, a large bus, kovered in graffiti pulls up to the sidewalk, the front end bouncing up and down. At the top, the words “To the Ghetto” have been skrawled in red letters, which resemble blood
AYMEE
(grinning)
This is our busAZRIEL
Really? What was your first klue?BENNETT
Dammit, on the bus, I want my krakk!AYMEE
Shh! If they know we’re looking for krakk, they’ll know we have moneyThey get onto the bus and sit in the back, putting their hands against the heaters to warm up. A twitchy man in the seat ahead of them turns around and starts looking at Aymee, until she finally speaks
AYMEE
What!?KRAZY MAN
That’s a nice koat you got thereAYMEE
Yeah, it is a nice koat, isn’t it?KRAZY MAN
Ya wanna give it to me?AYMEE
You’ve got a koat dude. What the fukk do you want with a women’s koat?KRAZY MAN
Sell it for krakk man. Need mah krakkAYMEE
Naw man, you need to get off the krakk. You ain’t getting my koatKRAZY MAN
Kome on, help a brother out. I need money for krakk!AYMEE
You and me both manKRAZY MAN
Don’t make me take it from you woman. You don’t know my powersHe grabs for the koat, and the two begin to fight. Azriel and Bennett, thinking they’re joking around, start laughing. Suddenly a Native American man with a bike helmet stands up and komes over to them, pulling the krakkhead off of Aymee. He runs away skared, and the Native American man sits in his seat
MAN
So you got any money for krakk?AYMEE
Here we go again…MAN
Well do ya got any money?AYMEE
I need it for uh… for film for my photo klass at schoolMAN
Oh, well if you need film, I got some 500 rolls of Fuji Film back in my tent. You should stop by, I’ll sell ya someScene freezes, and Aymee looks at the kamera
AYMEE
Where have I heard this before?Strange Wayne’s World flashbakk musik begins to play. Suddenly we see Aymee at McDonald’s with her boy Drew, each eating Extra Value Meals. Suddenly a krakkhead starts asking Aymee for krakk money, which she klaims to not have. He grabs for her bag, and the two fight over it for a few minutes. Then a Native American man on a bike appears, skaring the krakkhead off. He asks Aymee and Drew for money, but they klaim to need film. Strange, the situation seems to be repeating itself…
Strange Wayne’s World flashbakk musik begins to play again, and suddenly we see Aymee, a thought bubble lingering above her head. We kan see that she is thinking about McDonald’s, which is making her drool. Noticing the kamera on her, she turns to it
AYMEE
Ah yes, now I rememberScene unfreezes
BENNETT
(pulls the kord to indikate to the driver to stop the bus)
This is our stop guysAYMEE
Yo, we still have eight more blocks to goBENNETT
If you want to keep your koat, you’ll get off the busThey get off the bus and walk in silence towards the McDonald’s, where Icy Ice is in the process of robbing a yuppie. Upon seeing Aymee, Azriel, and Bennett, he lets the man go and saunters over to them
ICY ICE
Y’all look like you kould use some krakkAZRIEL
You’re telling meICY ICE
Well, I got a rock for ya. Step into my officeThey follow him into McDonald’s, and into the men’s bathroom. He leads them into a stall, where he moves the toilet and opens a trap door. Grinning, he direkts them to his sekret lair, where there are over 5000 pounds of krakk. Their eyes widen as they look at all the drugs. Icy Ice pulls a giant yellow rokk out and they stare at it, drooling
ICY ICE
It’s yours man, just show me the moneyAYMEE
(whipping out a wad of bills)
Thanks dudeAnd so the three leave with their krakk rokk, heading over to Aymee’s apartment to smoke it. They are all happy now, but one thing remained on their mind: how and why exaktly does one obtain 500 rolls of Fuji Film?
[bakk][home] [next]