• ERIK FUNK
• GUITAR/VOCALS
• had a shrine to gene simmons in his bedroom in 1985 when kiss wasn't cool
• beautiful blue eyes, push-over, newports
• is the sexy marketing tool
• "erik funk" played bass in Impetus Inter
• OWNER OF THE TRIPLE ROCK SOCIAL CLUB
  
• other bandS: BILLINGSGATE

• PATRICK COSTELLO (PADDY, ST. PATRICK)
• BASS/VOCALS
• swears he saw truman capote in new orleans even though hes been dead for years
• should shut the fuck up
• "attitude problem", mooch, whiskey
• other bands: Cleveland Bound Death Sentence, Butchers Union

• LANE PEDERSON (MONKEY HUSTLE)
• DRUMS
• won't eat a grilled cheese sandwich because it does not make sense
• isn't home right now, but do you want to leave a message?
• really loooong stories, always at work, any beer
• Doctor of Clinical Psychology

• BILL MORRISETTE (BILLY)
• GUITAR/VOCALS
• runs Extreme Noise Records in Minneapolis
• works everyday trying to convince people to buy records the don't really want
• rocks block parties in an old school way
• lord of all dogs, never at work, colt .45
• other bands: Scooby Don't, Kars 4 Skids, Butchers Union

Former Guitarist Sloan has also played with Bombsite and Man Afraid