Todd "Rectal Floopin'" A.

"Let me tell you about this "Todd" character. I was just smurfing my own business, when this Todd smurf comes up and asks me if he can smurf one of my smurfs for $20. I says 'Smurfin' A you can, mothersmurfer. Them smurfs is MINE!', and so he proceeds to smurf me down into the ground, then smurf me in the smurf. I'd about smurfin' had it when that Smurfette came up and smurfed my smurf. I smurfed that smurf in her smurf and told her to smurf the smurf up. She got all smurfed off and smurfed off with Todd "Smurfpants" A. and smurfed him right in front of my smurfin' eyes. Let me tell you this, that smurfy piece of smurf is gonna get all that's smurfin' his, and right in his smurfin' smurf. Smurf this, I've had it. Smurf you and smurf everyone." -Elvis Costello