Taco "El Agua"

"There is not much to say about Taco. I mean, he's just a living legend. He's so cool. Last time he came through here, he invited me over to where he was staying, and we stayed up until 11:00 PM! We ate pizza and watched an "R" movie and then he introduced me to Michael at his cool playground. We always used to go over there for games and fun. Like one time we played this game where Bubbles was the doctor, and a snake bit my naughty part, so they had to get someone to suck all the poison out." -Macaulay Culkin