"Sea Bosom" Toad

"Toad is one of the loveliest creatures on this planet. Why one time, her and I filled an enemy's swimming pool with Sea Monkeys. Then we sailed to India, conquered it, and I made my move and tried to make out with her, but her boyfriend kicked my ass and ran off into the jungle with her. From then on all I heard was the screaming of monkeys far off." -Winnie Mandela