Erin "Sea-Skank" Puke

"I do believe that the summer Erin Puke and I spent travelling from Massachusetts to California in the back of a moving truck with the back open was the most enjoyable time I've ever spent in my entire life. If we weren't mooning cars or squatting down to let a prize fly into the windshields of the cars behind us, we were most likely standing up and trying to see if we could pee over the windshields of the convertibles and hit the drivers square in the face. You'd be amazed. Erin can projectile urinate further than any man I've ever known, and I've known some men who could have been famous for that talent. Erin had such a natural talent for this skill that it was... well, freaky as hell, I have to admit. But alas, those times are gone. I'm sure the driver of our truck will never forget being pulled out of his cab and beaten until he had to go into intensive care, while Erin and I jumped out the back and ran into the forest. Those were the days, those were the days..." -Albert Einstein