Celena "De Boss"

"Celena broke my legs, my thumbs, my knees, my fingers, my uterus, and about a thousand other places in my tender and now mushy body. I mean, just look at her. She's a friggin' psychopath! I woke up in the morning with my horse's mom's head in my bed next to me. It was awful! I don't know what happened to my dog, but I know it isn't good. Evil! Pure evil! All I did was tell her I already bought cookies from some other Girl Scout. I just wish she'd kill me and stop the pain." -Mother Teresa