Brain: "Quiet Pinky! I'm pondering as fast as I can!" 128K
Brain: "One more of those and I'm calling the Pide Piper of Hamlin." 160K
Brain: "Oh, yes, of course, the Santa computers that run on candy canes and potpourri." 96K
Brain: "Silence, Pinky, lessed you disturb my anti-violence meditation." 176K
Brain: "So kindly make like Auppenheimer's [I don't know how it's spelled] theory of nuclear fission and split." 80K
Brain sings the teapot song. 176K
Brain tells Pinky what his identity will be for his plan to take over the world. 272K
Pinky: [laughs for a while] "Oh, it's good to be back." 96K
Pinky: "Whatya doin' over there Brain?
Brain: "Contemplating your afterlife, Pinky." 176K
Brain: "Pinky, Barney is not a real dinosaur." [Pinky gasps] 224K
Brain hypnotizes Pinky. 160K
Brain: [growls angrily] "Pinky, stop chewing on that ball of foil; it's making me queasy."
Pinky: "Oh. Sorry, Brain." 192K
Pinky tries to make Brain mad. 176K
Brain: "Pinky, there's more!" (there's more to this sound.) 160K
Brain tells Pinky to act natural. (this one's great.) 272K
Pinky: "I liked it better when it was, 'No, Pinky this'; bop on the head..." (there's more to this sound.) 160K
Brain: "I am in consideral pain."
Pinky: "Narf!" 80K
Brain: "Your very presence is making me itchy." 64K
An "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" sound. 384K
Another "Are you pondering what I'm pondering" sound. 144K
Yet another "Are you pondering what I'm pondering?" sound. 288K
Pinky: "Oh Brain, I love it when you say things about me that I don't understand. Poink!" 192K
[Pinky's laughing] Brain: "Well, someone has a little too much Shasta on the airplane." 192K
Brain: "Pinky, please stop that or I will have to hurt you."
Pinky: "Oops, narf. Sorry Brain." 144K
Brain: "Did you know that one can't make noise in space?"
Pinky: "Me?"
Brain: "Pretend you're in space." 240K
A different variation of the Pinky and the Brain theme. 176K
Pinky: "What are we doing tomorrow night, Brain?"
Brain: "Same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!" 176K
Pinky: "Wee! That was fun! Wasn't it Brain?" 96K
Pinky: "Happy cloud! Happy sky! Happy Pinky!" (there's just a little more to this sound. This one's pretty good.) 176K
Pinky sings part of the narf song. 96K
Pinky: "Finished working out your plans for world domination? Narf!" 48K
Pinky: "Do they still have Spam in the year 2 billion A.D.?" 144K
Brain: "Stop him before he speaks again. My apologies." 176K
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