Advice for YOU!!

1) Even a dead clock is right once a day, sometimes twice.

2) Nothing worthwhile is easy.

3) Just because an alligator smiles at you, doesn't mean he wants to be your friend.

4) If you dwell on the past, you won't have much of a future.

5) The squeaky wheel gets the grease...it's also the first one to be replaced.

6) If you don't respect yourself, then you better not expect anybody else to.

7) There's no such thing as a dumb question unless you already know the answer.

8) People will believe anything if you whisper it.

9) Be patient with everyone, but above all with yourself.

10) Be my friend!

11) Happiness isn't a destination. Its a method of life.

12) Love your enemies, just in case your friends turn out to be a bunch of bastards.

13) Nobody can give you wiser advice then yourself...why are you here??

14) "Are you eatting fruity fruit fruit in your fruit tree with fruit at your fruit club meeting?"....."Are you smokin pot in your bathtub?"

15) Don't sing along with songs you've never heard.

16) Don't be afraid of the space between your dreams and reality.

17) Get icq, make a homepage!

18) You cannot get ahead while you are getting even.

19) Love everyone!

20) Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.

21) Take your Vitamins!

22) The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

23) The idea is to die young as late as possible.

24) You cannot satisfy hunger by drawing a cake.

25) It is easier to stay out than to get out.

26) If anything can go wrong, it will.

27) Don't simply retire from something, have something to retire to.

28) Dance

29) Every sweet has its sour; every evil its good.

30) Screw the sunscreen!

31) Life is something that everyone should try at least once...

32) Don’t worry, Be happy :)

33) Be Logan's friend cause he can dance the funky chicken ALMOST better than me...

34) Don't throw stones at your neighbors, if your own windows are glass.

35) Silence is sometimes the best answer.

36) Don't judge people by their relatives.

37) Don't judge people by their size.

38) Read between the lines.

39) Learn the rules then break some.

40) The best things in life aren't things!

41) When anger rises, think of the consequences.

42) Laugh! hahaha...

43) If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change the way you think about it!

44) The only thing you HAVE to do is die...

45) and follow my advice!