This guide was created by Argonic. Thank him for this interesting guide. If you are a newbie do not do any of these things. They are the 15 way to die. (sort of) This wasn't written by me so don't flame me if you don't like it.
1. Run butt-naked through Fire Caves.
2. Try to head-bunt a Minotaur.
3. Try to pet the Blob.
4. Run up to a Drake and try to tickle him.
5. Fight side-by-side with Mr. Lag Demon.
6. Murder a Paladin......Haha.......Try!....
7. Make fun of a dwarf's height.
8. Start clapping your hands, to a beat, and try to see how many of those angry looking
monsters around you dance.
9. Hop along carelessly into that puddle of......oh....too late.
10. Try to look like a pro and swing that sword around real fast.
11. Tell the "Secret Monster" to watch for anyone while you take a piss in the
corner.
12. Try to out-stare the Orc Chief.
13. Ask a Drake to light your cigar.
14. Poke that fat gnome in the tummy thinking he'll make a sound like the Pillsbury
doeboy.
15. Look through the wrong end of the wand.
16. Cry "Mooh!" to a minotaur.
