Mine & Mel's weekend of HELL

no check for Mel

dinner with Toni, Shelia, Rose, and Peggy

Thursday/Friday no sleep

Dry vs. Moist

Flavored Condoms

Jubilee at 2 am

ALC boy

boat horns

Viagra man & Martin

Women book

Which one are we?

People looking at me downtown Duluth--Hooker

Fucking tellers

Mel telling them what's up

Blond East sluts

Mel falling asleep

Me driving forever with no one to talk to but myself

Fucking construction/transports

Me talking to myself waiting 25 minutes and waking Mel up

Small laugh fest everywhere

Fucking boarder bitch

"Any more tobacco?"

EH!

du moriers/Beaver/Canadian Flag on all restraunt signs

Honey Garlic Chinese Buffet---$32.12

Plotting in the reseraunt about smuggeling

Mel's suprize plate o' food

Mel & I sleeping to the boarder

Nice boarder guy

Mel's S&V chips

Walking around the boarder station

Nice smelling bathrooms

Rydan's in Grand Portage

Putting on my slippers

Locking my keys in trunk

Some guy taking apart my seats to get them

TWO HARBORS McDONALDS

*burgerless burgers

*bald, burnt guy

*Britney Spears

*Truck fart

*McDonalds date couple

*Mini golf double date

*laugh fest......Again

*cute old lady thought I was Canadian

Calling Mel's answering machine

Calling Tyler from the road

Rolling in at 12ish

Mel made me call Tyler 'cause his dad hates her

Tyler calling back 20 mins later

planes flying over

more boat horns

drinking on the porch

Total passout around 4 am

Fucking car alarm

Having to get Tyler

Tyler thinking I am a bad driver

Tyler came over aroung 3:30

Showing Tyler "the book"

TELLING TYLER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT

*moist *squirt

*side burns *cream chesse

*working up to or shove *pix with tyler

*lay into me about porn *Mel showing off clothes

Star Wars kids

Keeping Tyler's big mouth shut

"Be nice to the tree, it has feelings too!"

Me reading Jewel's poetry book

Writing poems while sitting on the porch for 2 hours

Reading whale book

Kid with worm balloon

Neighbor shutting door

Tyler & Mel scaring the hell out of me

Tyler wanting a drag so he could throw it

Mel telling him some men think a women smoking is sexy

Tyler leaving at 9ish, after small force

Mixing drinks, on the porch

Saying hi to neighbor guy

Ordering pizza and finding out there's a door bell

Watching the last half hour of SNL....we forgot what day it was

Going to Walgreens and putzing around and finding tons of shit

Cutie at Walgreens

Walking around the block

Sitting at 1226 and Mel thought she was at 1228

Me parallel parking

Unity boy.. 5 years old claiming he's in 10th grade and going to a unknown school

Mel going into wrong apratment, 1226, and me sitting laughing in my car

Driving to Spur for air

Hooker in Rocky Balboa shorts

Waiting for light to turn green...angle stop

CRUIZING TO WALMART

*trying on animal slippers

*lingerie

*"Clean the parking lots please"

Skyline

Skyline angel

Parallel parking.....again

Pictures on the porch

Porn pictures

Timer pictures

Shimming on the "bridge"

Gross cat

Nympho Virgins