Old Nonsense Quotes
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Good Advice #34: Remember--FIRST you pillage, THEN you burn!
-- Some Guy
Powerful Statement #13 You will find no one who can give you a persuasive reason why we observe Daylight Savings Time.
There is an inn, a merry old inn,
beneath an old grey hill,
And there they brew a beer so brown
That the Man in the Moon himself came down
one night to drink his fill.
The ostler had tipsy cat
that plays a five-stringed fiddle;
And up and down he runs his bow,
Now squeaking high, now purring low,
now sawing in the middle.
-- JRR Tolkien
The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car
keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was
speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "right
here, officer". Later, I parked it on the freeway, got out, and yelled at all
the cars, "Get out of my driveway!" -- Steven Wright
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo! --Steven Wright
Very funny, Scotty, now beam down my clothes. --Reportedly Captain Kirk
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe,
All mimsy were the borogoves,
And the mome raths outgrabe.
The universe was created by a big bang. --various foolish scientists
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme,
And some don't!
Hey diddle diddle,
Stuck in the middle
With nothing to call your own.
Not a cat nor a cow,
Not a moo nor meow,
Not even an icecream cone.