MAIN EVENT
WORLD TITLE MATCH
LUMBERJACK CAGE MATCH
Brian Hart (champ)
Vs.
Cyris (challenger)
Ring Announcer: "The rules of this match goes as follows: It is a LUMBERJACK CAGE MATCH! A first in the BJWC and the Wrestling World. The winner must toss their opponent over the top of the cage to the floor at ringside! Anyone from under the ring, climbing over the cage, or thru the door that interfears will be fired along with the wrestler they helped. 20 Lumberjacks have been selected 10 from each superstar fighting this match. Their is NO Time Limit and inside the cage their is no special rules! Let the LUMBERJACKs BEGIN!!!!!
"Puttin' On The Ritz" by Taco starts up as the fans stand up. "BJWC Former World Champ. One of the Original wrestlers from the beginning of BJWC's exsistence. Hailing from Minneapolis, MN, standing at 6 foot 4. Weighing in at 253. Accompanied to the ring by The Rock his promoter, and Sir Sack the sack of orages, both traveling in a Radio Flyer pulled by the all too loyal, and all too crazy and leader of the stable known as ONE he is SUPER DUPER GARY COOPER!!!!!!"
Fans explode. They toss styrofoam Rocks, they come flying in like rain. A Cooper chant starts up.
"Hate Me Now" by Nas and Puff Daddy starts up. "Standing a lean 6 foot 4. Weighing 245. From Detroit, Michigan. Rebecca not leading him to ringside , he is..........CHRIS McCLANE!!!!"
"BONECRUSHER" by SOULHAT snaps over the speaker. "The man making his way to the ring at this time, weighing a large 290 lbs. Standing a dominate 6 foot 8. Hailing from New York, NY. The ONE.....The ONLY......IRON MAN........STEVE DAYE!!!!!!"
The fans are just overwhelmed by these stars. And they just keep coming.
The Lights go out. "Wisconsin Death Trip" by STATIC X starts up. "His short BJWC debut earlier this year was a great one. Man now known for his all out Extreme Attitude, he stands at a good 6 foot 4 and weighs a nice 235 pounds. From Vigilante, Texas. The HARDCORE ONE, he is KARNAGE!!!!!!"
From underneath the ground arises the HARDCORE ONE. Carrying his bat high above his head. Wearing his black Trench Coat, as the Pyro Technics blast behind him on his way to the ring.
"Highway from Hell" by AC/DC starts up. "Hailing from Parts Minnesota! He is the OWNER, the CREATOR, and the PRESIDENT of the BJWC! He stands at a 6 foot 2, and weighs 216 pounds! He is BILLY JAY!!!!!!"
The fans just go nuts as Billy Jay looks like he is ready and serious about being a Lumberjack for this match.
"ROCK BOX" by RUN DMC starts up. "Hailing from Pittsburgh, PA! He stands at a 6 foot 7, and weighs 289 pounds! He is the HARDCORE PIZAN, he is........DANTE CALAVRIA!!!!!!"
"Hate Me Now" by Nas and Puff Daddy starts up. "Standing a lean 5 foot 10. Weighing 125 pounds. She the GENERATIONs NEXT most valuable sidekick, she is the always lovley and talented..........REBECCA!!!!"
The lights go out. "Devil without a Cause" by KidRock blares over the loud speakers. "The BJWC Superstar, hails from the unknown, stands at a powerful 6 foot 6, weighing 267 pounds, he is none other than EXODUS!!!!!"
The green lights are lit as Exodus steps out and makes his way to the ring. The lights return with EXODUS's sign. No action between the lumberjacks they file themself around the empty ring. Waiting. Nobody trying to pick a fight, but everybody keping there eyes open. Ready for anything. Who could be next and what could happen next!
"Killa Bee Stylee" by Limp Bizkit starts up. "Ladies and Gentlemen now coming to the ring, standing at 6 foot 5, weighing in at 256 pounds. Led by Devon park. He is the self proclaimed FOUNDATION, he is the BJWC's....... HART KILLER, he is the former WORLD CHAMP.............. PONCE !!!!!"
Fans go wild as he comes walking down the ramp. He stares down everyone he passes and climbs in the ring to get a few extra cheers and then rolls back out to ringside.
"Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith starts up. "Ladies and Gentlemen now coming to the ring, standing at 6 foot even, weighing in at 250 even. He is the self proclaimed MEXICAN CRAZYSTAR, he is the high flying legend, he is.............. PACO "La Volando Virus" "The Double V" DELGADO !!!!!"
"Nine Lives" by AeroSmith blasts on the loud speakers. "From NEW YORK CITY! Weighing in at 254 pounds. Standing at 6 foot 3. He is the TV Title Champ, the Tag Team Champ, fromer HARDCORE champ! Fromer NA Champ......THE ANNHILATOR....TYRONE ALGUARD!!!!!"
Fans go wild as it seems he has been down here for every match! He looks like he's in bad shape but he manages to get into to ringside slowly.
"Crack my Skull" by Willy and WeeWees starts up. "Now coming to the ring, standing at 6 foot 4, weighing in at 278. He is the self proclaimed MAGICIAN of WRESTLING, he is.............. BOBBY MAGIC!!!!!"
"Stress" by GODSMACK blasts over the sound system. "From Nova Scotia, Canada! Weighing in at 213. Standing at 6 foot 9. He is......the NEW HARDCORE CHAMP!!!! He is BIG G......GOLIATH!!!!!"
He proudly holds the Hardcore strap over his head, the fans cheer him on.
"Call to Ktulu" by Metallica rocks it's way over the speakers. "Hailing from Detroit, balancing himself at 6 foot 4. Weighing almost 300 at a heavy 284 pounds. He is KAHN!!!!!!"
Tonight sporting a Super Duper Gary Cooper T-Shirt. The names have been called off and hae come to the ring. Every lumberjack in suspention to see who comes out of that ramp next! Only each mans secret Lumberjacks are left....................The moment pass....................Fans wait...........then it comes..........
"Sweet Dreams" by Marilyn Manson blares up over the loud speakers. "Hailing from parts unknown. A huge man standing at well over 6'7 weighting in today at 295 pounds. Let me introduce the masked undefeated one, former NA Champ..........ARCHANGEL!!!!!!!!"
Fans go nuts, but alot of people in shock!?!??! ArchAngel is the secret? He is good and all, but not of the hype he dissreved. What in gods name was Cyris thinking. ArchAngel is not the SHOCK that he promised us. ArchAngel does not fret he just takes his place at ringside. The fans burst as the cage begins to lower slowly. The final LUMBERJACKs coming..............Fans forced to wait again........
"Hungry Wolf" by X starts up. "Now coming to the ring. In all black, and hiding their indentities! Weighing amounts unknown and standing at height we havn't checked! They are the.............. MASKED DOU!!!!!"
Fans go nuts even though they have no clue who thse two are. They waist no time bringing out the challenger!
"Welcome to the Jungle" by Guns and Roses blares over the speakers. "Standing at a strong 6'10 and weighing in at 317 pounds, from Pheonix, Arizona, the Current leader of D2K, it is......... CYRIS!!!!!"
Cyris comes out with of those "I can anyone's asses looks" and rolls into the ring pointing at the cage and yeling at the entrance waiting for Hart to appear.
"Ready or Not" by the Fugees starts up over the speakers. "Hailing from Minneapolis, Minnesota, a man hated by most BJWC fans. Standing at 6 foot 2. Weighing 233. A man that has held his share of titles, one of the true TRICKSTERs of the Sport! He is the WORLD CHAMPION! He is none other than the Bad Guy Himself .............BRIAN HART!!!!!"
Hart rolls in with the World Title high over his head! The fans boo him like he is the devil. The cage slowly drops down and the time has come for all the talk to end and for the Champ and the Challenger to prove who dissirves the gold!
The CAGE lands, the bell is wrung and the fans begin to yell and scream!!! Both men start plummling each other! Cyris drops down with a leg lock. Hart fights out of it and has a chin lock. Cyris fights that and roll up Hart, he reverses into a press of his own. Kick out. Take down by Hart. SHARPSHOOTER Cyris was ready and blocked it with a kick to the leg. They square off and the fans give a standing O for the technical sides of both their wrestling styles. Cyris with a diving clothesline reversed with a toe hold block. Hart runs but finds ashuodler in his gut, lifted in Samoan drop position, but is RACKED! Hart is getting racked! Cyris then lifts him in a gorilla press HE TOSSES HART FACE FIRST INTO THE CAGE!!!! Fans ROAR!!!!! Hart is busted open! Hart is pulled back into the ring! Double arm DDT! Stomps to the face. Cyris pulls Hart to his feet. He looks at the top of the cage as if to say "How the hell am I gonna do this!?" Then lifts Hart and rams his head right into the cage. The fans burst into cheer! Cyris with a POWERBOMB! Another one! Hart is being demolished early. Hart shoves Cyris away and he flips over the ropes smacking into the steel cage. Hart drags him back in sidewalk slam by Cyris out of nowhere! What the HELL?!?!?! The two masked LUMBERJACKs are climbing the CAGE!!!!!! Cyris hits a DeathVally Driver he turns around and watches the two men drop in the ring. charges with a double clothesline they duck and they jump on HART! WHAT?!?!?! The two LUMBERJACKs of HART's choice are beating him up! The ref is calling for the bell! The ref is DQing CYRIS?!?!?! Because they helped him! HART gets the victory. And the ref is saying CYRIS is FIRED!!!!! What no!!!! Cyris is going nuts! The cage is slowly being lifted and all the LUMBERJACKs are rolling into the ring! It's a BRAWL!!!! Everyone for himself!!!! HART is being plummled the two masked guy are clearing everyone out! THEY HAVE LEAD PIPES!!!!! They are unmasking!!! OH MY GOD!!!!! It's JOHN CHARLES!!!!!! And GENERAL MAYHEM!!!!!! The FOUR HAS RETURNED!!!!! The GENT IS BACK!!!!!!!!! He has returned but wait at the top of the ramp! It's BILLY JAY he has seperated himself from the Lumberjack mob and has a mic!
Billy Jay: Whoa Whoa stop the cage. (the fans burst) Hart ohh no your not pulling this cheap victory this time! NO! Not this time! Lumberjacks return to ringside! Welcome back John and Mayhem but your big return is not gonna effect this match any more. DROP THE CAGE!
(The fans go nuts as the cage is lowered back down and the bell is wrung again.)
Billy Jay: Hart try winning this one fairly!!!
Hart with a drop kick to Cyris' leg. You can tell Hart displeased that his plan did not go thru. He is cursing at Billy Jay after every move. He is goikng to work on Cyris right knee and thigh. Cyris is screaming in pain. Hart with knee drops over and over. Sharpshooter!!! SHARPSHOOTER HE LOCKS IT ON!!!!!! CYRIS just straining to fight the pain! He is just fighting it! Hart stands up after a good minute or two and grabs Cyris by the head. He is climbing the cage and pulling Cyris up with him! Cyris with a punch and another! He steps off the cage onto the turnbuckle! He pulls Hart to the top rope as well, double arm POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!! DOUBLE ARM POWERBOMB FROM THE TOP ROPE!!!!!! DEATH SENTENCE!!!!! FROM THE TOP ROPE!!! Now Cyris is leading Hart to the top. Hart wiping the blood from his face. They climb all the way to the top of the cage. Cyris motions to the fans! He tosses him NO! Hart locks his leg around Cyris to prevent him from falling. Hart tires to shove him off but he balances on the top. DDT by HART! DDT! Cyris was off guard trying not to fall! DDT on the top of the cage. He is rolling Cyris off!!!! CYRIS IS OFF!!!!! No he cathces the top of the cage and pulls himself back up! They both stand Hart with a clothesline! DUCKED!!!! Drop kick by Cyris!!! HART FALLS!!!!!! HART FALLS!!!!!! Right into a pile of LUMBERJACKS!!!!! Cyris has DONE IT!!!! NEW BJWC WORLD CHAMPION!!!!! Wait KARNAGE is setting HART back on the cage and HART is climbing back up!!!!! The ref has not rung the bell! APPARENTLY HART NEVER TOUCHED THE FLOOR!!!! Karnage was landed on say that HART never hit the floor and PUT HIM BACK ON THE CAGE!!!!!! Fans are GOING WILD!!!!! Cyris has fell back into the ring and is asking for his belt! He doesn't know Hart is back on the top of the cage!!! HART yells down at him!!! Cyris figures out! HE IS PISSED!!! There he goes up the cage!!!! They meet on the top again!!! FIRST TO FALL and TOUCH THE GROUND LOSES!!!!!! Cyris ducks a roundhouse DROP KICK AGAIN!!!!! CAUGHT!!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!!!! SHARPSHOOTER!!!!! CYRIS' FACE is DIGGING INTO THE MESH WIRE AT THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!!! CYRIS is broken open and probably paralized! Hart pulls him to his feet he tries to toss him off but he holds on the both go over the edge!!!! BUT THE BOTH CATCH THE TOP ON THEIR WAY DOWN!!!!!! HART back on top!!!! Cyris now as well but he can barley move!!!! HART going for a spulex off the CAGE!!!!! Cyris blocks it. Hart can't get him over!!!! CYRIS REVERSAL!!!!! SUPLEX OFF THE CAGE BACK INTO THE RING!!!!!! HART bounces limplessly as Cyris' bad knee smashing into the ring poll on his way down. Cyris up and getting the fans cheer. DEATH SENTANCE!!!!!! Nothing Hart can do about it Cyris can barley hold himself up his bad knee is killing him!!!!! WHATs THIS????? From above!! X-HART!!!! X-HART!!!!! He is on a wire and is being lowered into the ring slowly!!! He grabs CYRIS!!!!! He is pulled back up!!!! X-HART is going to eliminate CYRIS!!!!! Where the DQ???? The ref says it's legal!!!! WHAT THE HELL?!?!?! X-HART is pulled over the edge of the cage and his is gonna drop him for HARTs WIN!!!! CYRIS with elbows he falls and catches the cage!!!! CYRIS fights FREE and falls catching the cage!!!! HART is now irate!!! Even thought he is bloody and can barley move he is working his way up the cage! They meet on the top again!!! Cyris with a DEATH SENTANCE!!!! NO!!!! His leg gave out HART slips off the edge but hangs on he pulls on Cyris leg Cyris is pulled over both hanging over the edge!!!!! FANS ARE GOING WILD!!!!!! HART pulls CYRIS OFF!!!!! CYRIS HANGS ON TO HARTs legs!!!! HART trying to swing him off!!! Cyris grabs the cage again HART stomps his face!!! HART rolls back on top of the cage in exuast. Cyris comes up HART grabs the top and jumps off swinging all his weight into a batman like kick!!!! CYRIS IS OFF!!!!! CYRIS GOES SPILLING RIGHT THRU AND TABLE!!!!! FEET ON THE CEMENT!!!!!! HART HAS WON HART WON!!!!!! Cyris faught the odds but hART had too many weapons coming from all directions!!!!!! It's over!!!!!!! The bell rings!!!! The Lumberjacks are climbing the cage after HART!!!! HART is screwed!!!! D2K is pissed!!!! HART cheated more than once and came away with the tainted victory!!!! I DON'T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!! Medics are tending to CYRIS!!!!! HART is holding up the WORLD TITLE here comes the LUMBERJACKs some lumberjacks are just leaving the place. The cage is rising! Cyris is UP!!!!! He ducks under the cage and rolls in he clears everyone in the ring but HART and ArchAngel and John Chalres and Mayhem!!!!! Dante rolls in grabbing John Chrales!!!! Daye rolls in grabbing Mayhem. The fans are going wild!!!! ARCHANGEL is taking off his crushing HART over and over!!!!! What does ArchAngel have against the World Champ other than that he is BJWC most hated man! HEAVENs DECENT!!!! ArchANgel just crushed Hart with that INVERTED BRAINBUSTER!!!!!! Oh my god!!!! Wait he points to John Charles!!!! HEAVENs DECENT!!!!!! HART and Charles pulled back to their feet to witness ArchAngel!!!! HE IS UNMASKING!!!!! It's DAN!!!! Dan Dehart!!!!! Dan the DESTRYER HAS RETURNED TO THE BJWC!!!!!! INDIANA is in an uproar!!!!! THis PLACE IS GOING NUTS!!!!!!! HEREs COMES the REST OF THE FOUR!!!!!! John CHARLES and DAN RETURN TO BJWC!!!!!! Dan climbs the turnbuckle and grabs on the cage that is being raised!!!!! The fans are going nuts as Dan makes his HUGE EXIT riding the CAGE AS IT RISES into the RAFTERS!!!!!! What a NIGHT!!!!! Dan and The FOUR return!!!!
WINNER: Brian Hart RETAIN BJWC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
James Edgebrook: Ohh my god!!! Dan was ArchAngel this whole time! I don't beleive it! Is Dan making a one time appearence or has he joined D2K!!!! And what about John Charles and the FOUR! He helped Hart get his victory! Is he here to stay!?????!?!?!? WHAT A MATCH!!!!! HART won the chess match! He was outwrestled but HART won the chess match! Dan may not have got Cyris a win but look at the team they have formed! Dante a young upcoming superstar! Cyris current #1 Contender! Dan who may be the NEW #1 contender now that he has returned! If he is back and not making a cameo appearence!
What an ending to one of the greatest PPVs in wrestling history today! Billy jay is involved with some Lumberjack Brawl at ringside! So I will close it out! Next BJWC Live Cybercast DENTED 99! No RIOT tomarrow so sign matches for Friday and Next Monday's events! WHAT a night for the BJWC! See you all Friday!!!!!