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DIRTY WEEKEND

8am, Thursday, November 19

Woke up this morning and streched in bed. I was lying on pure white immaculate sheets, in a f our poster bed in the the most amazing hotel ive ever stayed in. And ive stayed in a few because my friend Tammy being a travel agent and having to test out some of the uks top hotels.

She'd dragged me along to this one because, she said simply: 'you need cheering up '

I couldnt help cheering up abit when i heard the description of this place: A former statly home with high ceilings and a huge open fire place, each bedroom with its own four poster bed. And all of this is set in acres of gardens.

But my favourite thing so far was the four poster. If only Robbie were here, i thought. As soon as i thought about him, lust bolted through me, settling at a point between my legs and starting a dull, throbbing sensation. Robbie was an exeptional boyfriend like that-just thinking about him always turned me on.

I didnt need to put my hand down my fluffy pyjama bottoms to know i was becoming wetter, just thinking about out last session.And it reall was our last session.

We'd had a massive row about that girl from work-moose at work, or MAW, as i called her-always phoning and texting him.He finally came round to apologize on Monday.

The second i opened the door, i wanted him.He looked so sexy and so sad all at once,i couldnt stop desire shivering up my body.

He seemed taller than usual and his muscly body looked great in his cream jumper and dark blue jeans with his long black scalf he'd wrapped around his neck. Hit nose was pink at the end from the cold and locks of brown hair just peeked out from under the silly red and white wollen hat id bought him as a joke.He always wore it when it cold because 'it reminds me of you..' he'd said.

'You'd better come in' i said, feeling my stomoch flip flop as his clear green eyes met mine.

Robbie brushed past me on the way in and, even though the thick cardi i was wearing, i felt my nipples stand to attention. In my living room, he stood in front of the fire, trying to warm up.

'Carly,im sorry' was the first thing he said

'Just tell me whats going on with that girl' i said

'Nothing,i swear. Nothing.''i dont know. Look, if i was having a fling with her,dont you think id only speak to her or read her messages when ure not around?

'I suppose.' i replied. 'But its so irritating. We cant spend anytime together without her being involved in someway.'

'So am i forgiven then?' Robbie said, turning his green eyes on me.

'I suppose so, but youd better sort things out, or they'll be trouble.'

Robbie put his hand over his heart,then said 'i promise, i will'

And i beckoned for him to come closer.He did so,nervously, obviously expecting a slap. In stead i leaned forward and kissed him.

He was clearly taken back,but not as suprised as i was.Id ment to stay cross at him abit longer,make him suffer. Robbies eyes held mine for a few seconds, the lust exploded in both of us.

Kissing, we feel onto the sofa, and i grabbed the mountain of exitment that had grown in his trousers since we'd first kissed. Even after 10 months i couldnt help but gasp at his size. When it was soft it was substantial, when it was ready for action, it took my breath away.

Robbie undid his fly, grabbed my hand and pushed it down the front of his trousers. We both groaned together as my fingers closed around him. Gripping my hand tight, he began moving it up and down the length of him, each movement making me moist and eager.

While i continued working on him, Robbie took his hand away, and tore at the buttons on my jeans, then i sat back as he took them off and threw them to one side.

My sendble not going to do anything with robbie tonight knickers soon went the same way. As did his trousers and boxers. We carried on kissing, hungrily devouring each others lips, the Robbie stopped kissing me, moved down my body, pausing to lift my cardi and vest, and kissed my stomoch. He ran his tongue around my belly button, leaving a slow trail of wetness as he licked a passage from my stomouch to where i was throbbing and expectant.

His mouth closed hungrily around my clitoris, the top of his tongue teasing it. I grabbed his hair, loving the feel of it between my fingers, and yanked him closer. His teeth gently nibbled at me and i cried out as pleasure pulsed through me. With one hand, he held me in place against him as his tongue began licking and lapping around my clitoris. I rocked against him, clinging to his hair, wanting his face deeper and closer to me.i cried out again as he plunged his tongue inside me and swirled it around.as his tongue moved faster, i closed my eyes and let myself go as the fiery sensations coursed through my body.Sunddenly Robbie took his mouth away and thrust in to me. i groaned again, louder this time at the thickness and length of him. He thrust quickly inside me, but not fast enough, so i grabbed his bum and dug my nails into him, urging him on, moving him quicker and deeper and harder untill my body body started trembling and my legs moved further apart. I threw my head back, closed my eyes, and gasped loudly as i came.

Afterwards,Robbie padded off to grab the duvet from my bed and get the wine from the fridge while i put on some romantic music on.

As i flicked through my cds, trying to find the perfect tune, his mobile bleeped. Hed left it beside the streo.I looked at his phone screen.

'1 message recieved' it read.

My breath caught in my throat. Only one person other than me sent him text messages. Should i open it? Should i leave it? I wanted to leave it, but within seconds i had the phone in my hands and pushed a couple of buttons to get the message up.

Robsy darling, last nite was fab. Still cant walk properly. Cant wait for our weekend away. Luv Sxx

The world went abit wobbly.He'd just sworn nothing had happened. But she couldnt walk properly and they were going away. I suddenly couldnt breath very well and felt faint.

i heard Robbie struggle back into the living room with my double duvet and hid his phone behind my back. My horro mct've shown on my face because he stopped in the dorrway, duvet covering the wine and glasses, and asked

'Are you ok,sweets?'

'Yeah fine' i replied

He lay the duvet down in front of the fire, put down the bottle of wine and the glasses, then relised he'd forgotten the corkscrew. i watched him fetch it,transfixed by the sight of his broad chest. A chest she had probably been kissing less that 24 hours earlier.

'You didn't call me last night robbie, what were you up to?' i asked. My heart beating so loudly that i was sure he could hear it.

'Um... i went out with people from work.'

'And what are you doing this weekend?'

'Erm,going away.For work. Its our conference'

'Oh? why havnt you mentioned it before?'

'Dunno.I was so stressed out about our row that i didn't think about it'

'OR IT COULD BE BECAUSE YOUR GOING AWAY WITH THAT MOOSE AT WORK?' I screamed and threw his phone at him.Robbie flinched, to prevent his phone smacking him in the face,then picked it up off the duvet where it'd landed and looked at the screen.His eyes flew up to meet mine. 'Its not what it seem's' he protested.

'Get out!'

I grabbed his clothes, threw them into the corridor, then turned away. I heard Robbie getting dressed in my narrow corridor, Then he left without saying another word.

Id noticed hed left his black scalf behind. But by then i was crying so much i couldnt think straight. Tammy arrived within 20 minutes of my call, armed with chocolate, alchohol and the original version of i will survive on CD.

A couple of days later Tammy suggested this weekend away.And im so glad she did because ive just spent the best night ever on the softest bed.Dinner last night was fantastic.And im hoping breakfast will be equally as good. Its a shame i have to waiste this four poster though.

2am Friday, November 20

Just got in from hotel lounge and bar.Am lying on gorgeous luxery bed,writing this. Wish Robbie was here so we could christen this bed. NO! mustn't think about Robbie. Must think of all things bad about Robbie,list them and read them anytime i think of him.

ok:

*Cheated on me

*cheated on me with moose at work.

* lied about cheating on me.

*Always made sure he satisfied me before he satisfied himself-nope, thats not a bad point. I just can think of any bad things about him. Will just have to get off the subject of Robbie altogether.

Spotted nice looking man in the bar earlier. When i saw him, i looked twice and felt abit better because if im looking at other men, i must be on the mend.He was tall, with a sculptured face and blonde hair. Not as nice looking as you know who, but still cute. He and his friend came over.'My friend finds you rather attractive' he said before handing me a champagne flute'And he said to give you this.'

'This is like being in the school playground' Tammy said 'A posh school playground, that is.'

'I know' he said to Tam 'But ive had to listen to him go on about how gorgeous your friend is for most of the night, when i just wanted to have a tipple with you.'

That was the first time id ever seen Tammy at a loss for words. I mustered up a smile for the bloke on the other side of the bar and raised my glass before i took a sip. In those-what,two seconds?- Tammy had dissapeared off to stand at the bar with her new man. The cute man cam over now the coast was clear. Close up, he was even sexier: Strong features and a lithe body, then he spoilt it all by telling me his name was warick....Put me off imediatly. He spoke with a posh accent and was on some kind of walking holiday.

He told me about his holiday at length and i started to doze off with my eyes open. Then he suddenly asked: ' Why do you look so sad?'

'My no good boyfriend was cheating on me'

'What a rotter.Id never cheat on a creature as divine as you. I really wanted Robbie at that moment. He wouldnt call me a creature, divine or otherwise. He'd call me baby.Or Angel. I met him in a pub and he didnt send his friend over. He just came over and gave me his phone number saying ' I bet you havn't seen the latest meg ryan movie but secretly want to.I'll go with you if you agree to let me buy you dinner afterwards.He was right too.I did want to see the film and i sure as hell wanted to have dinner with this man who'd made my clothes want to slip off my skin as soon as he spoke to me.

Warick droned on.As he drew breath to start another fascinating story about what hed seen while walking down a dirth track, i excused myself.I told Tammy i was off to bed, and she said shed come with me. 'Gorgeous, but full,' she sighed, as we hit the spiral staircase.'Its nice to be flattered,but god,if he called me a gorgeous creature one more time i would've chucked my drink in his face!'

We said goodnight at my door and i went in and ran a bath.The bathroom was huge, and bath the bath was definetly big enough for two.It looked so inviting when i filled it, i practicall ripped off my clothes to get into it. As i sank into the warm foam, i thought of the baths Robbie and i used to share. I remembered one sexy time, not so long ago.

We filled the bath half way, the he climbed in and i stepped in after him. He sat behind me and i lay i lay back against him.We lay there for ages talking.Then,eventually,he started to soap me down.One at a time, he raised my arms and ran the soap over them.Next,he slowly and sensually soaped my back.Then he cupped one of my breasts in his hands and slowly ran the wet soap across my nipple, making me groan in ecstasy.Then he circled my nipple with the soap, working slowly outwards,covering my breast in white soap lather.He started again with the other nipple, gently caressing it with the soap, moving on untill my breast was white with lather too.He dropped the soap then, and reached under the warm water to where i was throbbing, and caressed my thighs, moving higher and higher to where i wanted him to be. I arched my back as he teased me, wanting him inside me so much it hurt.Thats when he gently lifted me up and shifted under me so i was in position.

I slowly eased myself onto him,my groans growing louder and louder as more and more of him filled me.His hands slipped and slid over my soapy breasts as i gently rocked backwards and forwards, the full length of him deep inside as i moved.It didn't take long before i was gripping the side of the bath, rocking faster and harder, his moans of pleasure filling my ears as he filled me.And then we both came,groaning so loudly i was suprised my neighbours didn't complain.

Anyway, better get out this bath and into bed.Tammy said we're going to try this walking lark tomorrow.'What, walking?'i said'On foot?'

'Every pub within a 5 mile radius,we're walking to'she replied.

I was sold.

9am,Friday,November 20

Dont flaming believe it!Could my life get any worse?Got up early wanting to get a fully English breakfast inside me before a hard days pub crawling.So,im going down the long sweeping staircase,feeling like scarlet o'Hara or someone from that era,when i spot Warick.Didnt want to get cornered by him so i ducked around the corner at the bottom of the staircase to hide and bumped into something.Or rather someone.'Sorry' i mumbled,ready to carry on running away from Warick,when the person id bumped into said 'Carly?'

I looked up,already knowing who it was from the voice,and found myself staring into the big, beautiful eyes of Robbie.

Being a woman of action, i just stood there and stared up at him.He stood there and stared down at me.Our eyes were litally locked together.He looked,in a word,awful.Dark circles under his eyes,the corners of his luscious mouth turned down,his face gaunt.He was still gorgeous.Still the man id had the most amazing,mind blowing sex with less than a week ago.And my treacherous nipples hardened,just to prove it.

I folded my arms across my chest and tore my eyes way.Thats when i noticed the little blonde beside him.Her hair was loose around her face,which was perfectly made up.She was wearing a navy blue suit.I also noticed that while she was carrying only a handbag,Robbie was carrying four bags,only one of which looked like his.

The full horror of the situation hit me.I was about to spend the weekend in the hotel where my ex-boyfriend had brought his new woman for a dirty weekend.This thought had just sunk in when i physically jumped because Waricks voice boomed:'Charlene there you are!' across the hall-and he came striding over'i was hoping id catch you before we went off on our walk.'he beamed.

Robbie looked from me to Warick the back to me and visibly plaed.'Excuse me' he whispered,then moved around me,the moose sauntering after him as they headed for the reception desk.

'Do you know him?'Warick asked.

'I thought i did, but i dont'I replied,then tore up the staircase up to my room to pack.I am definetly not spending the weekend here with them.And knowing my luck,they'll be in the next room and all i'll hear all weekend is them at it.

Uh oh,knock at the door

It was Tammy.'Guess what?'Robbies company are having a conference here this weekend'

So he'd been telling the truth about a work conference.

'How cosy.Im sure they've paid extra money for the honeymoon suite.'

'Him and that girl have got seperate rooms, i sneaked a peek at the register.'

'Dont care,im still leaving'i said.

'Your bloody not, you cant let her win.'

I stared at Tammy,hoping that warm,salty liquid building up around my lower eye lashes was not tears.'I came here to get away from him'i said in a wobbly voice.'Not to be reminded of him every minute for 48 hours.I dont want my nose rubbed in it.'

'Yes,but why should you leave?Its not fair.And i have to stay for work,so you'll have to and get the train home if you leave now.'

I sighed deeply.Tammy gave me a hug.'Come on,Carly-its a big place.We can avoid them.'

I knew she was right.And besides,if i run away now,i'll just end up at home,wondering what the hell they're getting up to and letting my imagination run wild.And thats the kind of thing that would drive me mad.So we're staying.

11pm Friday,November 20

After the arrival of Robbie,the moose and the rest of his firm,Tammy and i spent the day on our planned pub crawl.But i didnt feel drunk,no matter what i drank,so we came back and watched telly and talked.(think Tammy's going to get off with Waricks friend,Jasper.)

Even though i was avoiding Robbie and MAW,i knew id probably see them at dinner,so i wanted to look nice.I borrowd a short leg revealing skrt, and a sparkly top from Tam.I also decided on stockings beacuse, well,you never know.I slicked lots of moose through my dark hair so it shone and was likly to stay put.Tammy wore her shimmery blue dress and looked gorgeous.

I was a bundle of nerves by the time we walked into the bar.I'd almost done a runner twice and only didnt when Tam threatened me with physical violence.Warick and Jasper were installed by the fire when we entered the lounge and headed straight towards them.

I noticed two things about Warick at that moment.He looked me over and his trousers,turned into a tent as his eyes stayed glued to my thighs.If only the right man felt that way.'You look stunning'he said leaning in and kissing my cheek.Robbie,all alone,arrived at that moment.I saw him stop and stare at Warick putting his hand on my waist and giving me that small kiss.

'Get the drinks in,then.'Said Tammy,taking jaspers seat.

As Robbie got nearer,warick asked:'Champagne suit you?'

'Champagne would be super' i said, abit louder than was necessary as Robbie passed us.Warick sauntered off to the bar and Tammy and Jasper got into a deep conversation very quickly.I kept peeking at Robbie, who was openly staring at me.

As his eyes travelled down my neck, i could almost feel his lips kissing me there. His eyes moved lower and i could imagine him leaning in and kissing the base of my throat.That thought alone sparked desire and i felt myself become damp.His eyes stayed on my chest awhile,obviously undressing me with his eyes. The they moved lower still, resting on my thighs.The dampness became wetness.

Robbie was undressing me from across the room,and i loved it.I could do this all night.I wanted to do to Robbie what he was doing to me,so i slowly out down my left leg which was crossed over my right leg.I left my legs open for a couple of moments longer than necessary,so he could see the stockings and suspenders and my black thong.On cue,Robbie swallowed and shifted in his seat,crossing his legs to hide his exitment.I slowly crossed my right leg over my left one.'Cheers m'dear'Warick said,handing me a champagne flute and interrupting my impure thoughts.

Am now up here in my room because ive excused myself from dinner.I had to get away.All that laughing and being bright and happy that i did to make sure Robbie knew i was dealing with our slit reall well,just got me down.Especially when the moose spent most of her time with her hand on Robbies forearm,or leaning in to whisper something into his ear.He seemed to forget i exist.When Robbie left and she left not long afterwards,i almost screamed.Had to get away.Its too claustrophobic in here.I think i might go out for a walk.

8am,Saturday,November21

Very,very hungover.Feel like someone has taken an axe to my head.Will just write down what happened last night,then go back to sleep.I dont know how i managed to sleep after all that had been going on.

After i wrote my diary entry last night,i pulled off my clothes and changed into jeans and a thick jacket and gloves.I also wrapped Robbies forgotten scalf around my neck.It still smelled of him.I know i should've chucked it,but i couldnt.Just like the rest of his stuff still dotted round my flat.His spare toothbrust,the T-shirt he slept in when it was cold,his aftershave.Ihadnt got round to throwing them out,i should've done,Tammy had ordered me to,but it was still to painful.Throwing away those things would be like throwing away all those mounths we'd spent together.

The gardens were still and peaceful when i stepped out the front entrance.It was almost midnight,which accounted for the serenity out there.The cold air hit me like a smack in the face, and i had to stop for a moment to get my bearings.It was a shock,but refreshing,especially after all that heat and claustrophobic closeness inside.Like taking a cold shower after a long, hot session in the sack.

A head of me, the rolling gardens were frosted white.I couldnt wait to get down there to clear my head.I decided to head for the fountain first.It was so beautiful at night,the cold crystal clear water bubbling out from the urn or a mermaid,lots of low lights making it glow.Very romantic,but i decided to look at it anyway.

'Were you dressed up for him?'Robbies voice said from the shadows.I nearly jumped out of my skin.I turned round and saw him standing in the corner by the entrance,his hands pushed deep inside his pockets,as still as a statue.

I didn't say anything.What was there to say?

'No Robbie'i said...silently.'I was dressed up for you.To try and make you jelous.Even though you were with another girl.'

Robbie stepped out of the shadows,looking frozen to the bone.

'Isaid, were you all dressed up for that bloke in there?'he asked again,his breath escaping in white swirls as he spoke.I folded my arms around myself.

'What if i was?Whats it to you?'

'So thats it?You finish with me and move on to another man?'

'Shouldnt you be concentrating on someone else?' i replied.

'I dont suppose it'll do any good to tell you theres nothing going on.'

'Your right,It wont do any good.'

I started off towards the fountain,the ground sliding under my feet,reminding me that i couldnt do angry stomping on the thin layer of ice that had formed on the driveway.

'Dont walk away from me when im talking to you.'I heard Robbie behind me and wanted to speed up.I walked faster, as did Robbie.

'Leave me alone' i said,without looking back.

'Not untill you listen to me'

I rounded the corner then carried on towards the fountain before realising i was loosing my balance.Just as i was about to hit the icy ground,Robbies arms caught me and pulled me back upright.

He held me close as my heart raced from almost going for a burton and the, i relised Robbie hadn't let go of me.My heart started beating in triple time.

'Its ok,ive got you'Robbie whispered in my ear.

'Well let go of me' i wanted to say,but i couldnt.The words got lost on their way from my brain to my mouth.I wanted to melt into his arms,not push him off.Ahead of us,the fountain lights glowed.

'Your so warm'he said.

'And you smell so good'

I felt something huge and stiff pressing into my back.The dampness down below returned and my nipples hardened so quickly they hurt.

'Do you miss me holding you like this?'he whispered in my ear.

i didn't want to,but i found myself breathing'Yes'.

'And do you miss me reaching down and unzipping your jeans like this?'he asked softly.

I paused.'Yes'i admitted.

'And do you miss me pushing my fingers into your knickers like this?'

My knees almost buckled,but Robbie held me up. 'Yes', i breathed.

Robbie gasped when he relised how slick i was down there.And how i was getting sliker by the second.'Your so wet.'His voice was hoarse as he whispered in my ear.I gave a low moan in reply.

'Do you miss me pushing my fingers into you like this?'

I stopped myself from gasping out loud as he entered me and managed a 'yes' as he began slowly moving his fingers deeper into me.

'Do you want me deeper in you?'

'Yes'i croaked.

He pushed his fingers a little further into me

'More' i ordered.

He plunged his fingers deeper,grinding himself against me

'Harder!' i ordered.

Robbie began thrusting his fingers harder into me. Harder and faster,with me rocking myself,urging him on.I bit down on my bottom lip as his thrusting grew harder and his panting into my ear grew louder.From where his fingers worked,ripples of pleasure spread through me,each ripple stronger than the last untill my legs began to tremble,my breath shortened,sloser and closer...

'ARE YOU TWO ALRIGHT THERE?'

Robbie and i froze.Then my senses returned and i relised what we were doing and where.Robbie took his hand away as Warick's footsteps crunched up behind us.I pulled down my jacket to hide my open zip,then tryed to step out of Robbies arms.He kept his hold around me for a second longer than necessary and then,reluctantly,let me go.'We're fine'i said,turning to face Warick.

'Carly lost her balance and luckily, i was there to catch her.'

'Jolly good'Warick said.'Charlene,would you like a little tipple?'

'Er,actually shes coming for a nightcap with me.'Robbie said.

I folded my arms.'Am i?'

'We have to talk'Robbie said.

'What about?'

'About,you know...'

'Robsy!' a voice trilled across the darkness.I didnt have to look to know who it was.She came over to us across the slippery ground.

'Robsy,i've been waiting for you for ages'she purred,giving me a cursory look up and down.

That alone probably warranted a smack in the mouth,let alone what she was doing with my man.Suddenly this was all to much.Id come out here to clear my head.Now i needed to finished off what Robbie had started,or id explode

'Im off to bed'i said,then practically ran away.

Ithrew myself onto the bed as soon as i got up there and didnt even bother to take my clothes off before i was picking up where Robbie had left off,and had a powerful orgasm id meant to have about five minutes earlier.All the alcohol id been drinking that day caught up with me as i lay there,breathing hard,remembering what Robbie had felt like inside me,and i practically passed out.

Which is why i woke up 20 minutes ago with all my clothes still on.

3pm,Saturday,November 21

Have spent most of the day hiding up here.Tammy came in and companionably got in to bed with me for breakfast in bed,but i told her i was fine.I just wanted to be here watching crap telly.

When i got back last night,i could just imagine what he was doing with her.What they were probably doing this morning.Oh,i wish id done a runner when i wanted to.Now,it was pointless leaving.I might as well wait untill the morning,when we're leaving anyway.

4:30pm,Saturday,November 21

When i went for my walk earlier,i headed in the oppisite direction to the fountain,out towards the old stables.I went round the side of them and stopped to look at the mist that had settled on the whitened,frosted landscape.

This was lovely countryside.It would've been a perfect place to come and forget about Robbie and her-if only they hadnt shown up.

Then i heard voices behind me.'So whats going on with you and Robbie then?' i heard a girls voice ask someone i couldnt see.I held my breath and froze.

'Wouldnt you like to know?'another female replied.It was definetly the shrill voice that had called 'Robsy!' across the gardens yesturday.Yes,it was definetly MAW.

'Oh come one,tell me.'

'Dont say anything,but its a matter of time before we get together now that he and his girlfriend have split up'

'What,because of you?'

'Remember how,a few weeks back,i made a pass at him at the work do and he blanked me?'

'Yes'

'Well,since then ive been determined to split the up.It was alot easier than i thought.I just called him24/7 and sent him a few saucy text messages,'Maw giggled.

'NO!'

Oh yes,no one rejects me and get away with it.Remember that night we all went horse riding?'

'Yeah.'

'Well i sent him a message the next day saying something about not being able to walk properly.And looking forward to this weekend.She saw it and freaked.'

'You are clever.'Said the other voice.

'I know.But the best part is,shes here this weekend.Every chance ive had,ive been all over him,just in case she forgives him.

'I cant believ he still talks to you after all this.'

'Of course he talks to me.Robbies a nice guy.And anyway,he's still feeling guilty about the fact that he didn't fess up to his girlfriend straight away that i kissed him that night.Right,im getting cold now.Come on,lets get back for a cupper.'

Once theyd gone, i remembered to breath.But i stood very still,unable to believe what id just heard.Robbie was telling the truth after all.And i wouldnt listen to him.I was too paranoid.And he was too nice.Thats why i loved him.He was fantastic in bed,but he was also kind,even to the nastiest of people.

7:30,Saturday,November 21

It didn't take long to find her.She was in the restaurant,which was quite full.Tammy was sitting very close to Jasper in the corner,so theyd obviously hit it off.Warick was staring into the fire,half reading a book,and the people on the conference were sitting at two circular tables.i strode over to where MAW sat next to Robbie.Always the gentleman,Robbie stood up when i approaced the table.

'Do you still want to talk?'i asked him.

'Yes of course'he said,hope in his voice, and on his face.I fell in love with him all over again at that moment.

Beaming at Robbie, i said:'Oh,could you bear with me one moment,darling?'i then turned to MAW,who looked like she was chewing on a wasp.'And as for you,you scheming,two faced moose.'

i picked up the jug of water on the table and tipped it in to her lap.

She shrieked as the water hit her and jumped up,knocking her chair over,still squealing like the pig she was.Over her squeals i said

'Come near me or my man again,and ill do more that tip bloody water onto your lap.'

Miraculously,she turned on her heals and fled.I returned my attention to Robbie,who was grinning from ear to ear.i threw my arms around his neck and he put his arms around my waist.

'Your four poser or mine?'i said

'Mine' Robbie whispered.

I hardly noticed the whole restaurant erupt with applause as my mouth met Robbies in a deep,passionate kiss.