The room check guy enters the room and sees Ranma. “Who is this?” he asks.

“Who? Her?" you lamely reply. “Um…She’s…she’s my wife.” You put your arm around Ranma. “We got married yesterday."

“Oh. Married couples don’t have room check,” he says. The room check guy then leaves.

Meanwhile, Ranma doesn’t take to kindly to your groping her. “Hey! Get offa me!” she shouts and tries to knock you away.

Your legs give out and you kick Ranma in the knee as you fall. Ranma’s knee buckles and she tumbles over you. Ranma lies stunned on the floor for a few moments. She thinks to herself, “I couldn't read his moves. I totally wasn’t expecting that.” Ranma begins to bug you to teach him this new technique. “I’ll master Martial Arts Falling Down before the day’s done.”

(More to be written.)