Noel, being a culinary engineer, is volunteered to make some fortune cookies. You then implant subliminal messages in fortunes. But, since fortune cookies aren’t Chinese at all, they don’t know what to do with them. So, you all break one open to show them how it works. You read the subliminal message, which says, “Find a festive horse carcass and set it up to show submission to us, your masters, for the Chinese New Year.” So, you go looking for them in the northern Chinese plains.

You find a pasture with some horses running about. But they’re not carcasses. However, they will be after you’re done with them! Then, after you’ve dressed them up to make them look festive, all the Chinese mock you because it isn’t the Year of the Horse for another twelve years. And they run you out of China, and they exile you to Mongolia. And we go the Mongolian barbecue people.

(More to be written.)