Important Requests:
Do Not, I repeat DO NOT, Email or IM me, saying "Here's what I want. How much for it?" Give me an offer. Why, do you ask? So that your bid is your bid. I'm not telling you how much you need to spend. I'm asking what you would like to spend. If you go back on a "bid" or an offer you made, I won't ever do a deal with you again. Ever. So don't bid or make offers like it's a game. Stick to your bids, or be branded as a bitch.
Don't ask for me to trade something when you see I'm expecting to lose it in a trade. Look at my "Expecting to Lose" and "Expecting in the Mail" sections.
I WILL NOT send C.O.D. Sure, you can say "How can you get ripped off that way?" But I'll just say that you can hand the mailman a check and cancel it. So no CODs. Ever. Don't even ask.
I don't send first. No. HELL no is more like it. I have over 120 references between my ICP and eBay trade. If you have no one to back who you are, I'll be dammed if I send first. I earned this right from THREE YEARS of trading. Same time, maybe, if I know you. Otherwise, no deal.
Some things... I just will not trade, no matter what the offer. So please consider that, and don't throw ever lame offer in the world at me for something I will never get rid of.
If you plan on sending money in a regular envelope, Please try and make it a Money Order. I'll stretch and take a check if you can't waste 79 cents on a MO. If you send cash, and Mr Mailman steals it, don't blame me.
Don't make yourself look very Asinine, like my boy CWebb would say.
You have to promise to check out www.PsychopathicTraders.com to make me happy.
Can you follow these SIMPLE requests?
Email me.
