Alright, these Stories are For every one to see I guess, If you even try to make fun of me or judge me on this stuff i will.....oh who cares. I gonna add more so chill, give me time to remember! You may not get alot of these stories cause their about me and my friends so dont feel stupid if you dont laugh :)
Index
1. The Country Beat down
2. The State park incident
3. A night in the woods
4. My Driving Record
5. Pyro Shit
6. Prom 03'
1. The Country Beat down
Well, this was prolly like 3 years ago (1999) but its till memorable. Over summer break my friends and i always rode our fourwheelers and caused hell basicaly. well i guess my friend's neighbor started some shit with this kid, and he was going to go get his brothers and friends. Well i was only 15 maybe, and we all got together infront of my friends house and started bullshitin about bikes and babes, ya know. So this Red t-bird comes roarin down this dirt road and stop right before us and 5 guys(ages 18-19) and 2 girls jump out, half wasted comming at me and my 4 or 5 friends yell and screaming. So we tried telling them we didnt know what they were talking about and before i knew what was goin on all my friends were runnin and i was by my 4-wheeler and when i turned around to see wha was goin on i was punched...so i punched back and turned to run and saw my friend with 3 guys beatin him up. So it was me and him and i just started takin cheap shots and ended up with a few scraches and brusies after him and i got away from the scene. the people who lived in the houses ran out and got the kids plate numbers and called the police,(hey fled) for some reason i ended up in the back of a cop car...it was all selfdefense i sware! there was 2 sherrifs and 3 state troopers there 5 mins after all this happened. They found the kids and arrested all of them. We were all scheduled to goto court but they just pleaded guilty so they were sentanced to something i dont really know.
2. State Park incident
Well this is a good one! I think it was the same summer or pretty damn close, i didnt have my licnese yet so i was still young. Me and my 3 buddies (scott, paul, and ryan) decided to go camping over spring break. So we got this campsite on a sunday (cause supposivly the park ranger didnt check that day) and set up and whatnot..it was all good. And it got darker and we just got done eating and my friends bust out the beer. So im like hey why not! Well, we sat there and bs'ed for about 2 hours and i guess i didnt relize how much i was drinking. I ened up drinking 16 bottles of beer in 2 hours and was hammered. Now the next part was just what my friends told me. The police decied to check the park that night. WEll they walked up and started asking questions and what not, knowing that we were drinking...but i was the only one wasted. So my buddy scott took care of the taking. The the officer walked up to me and and asked me my name and i didnt know what it was i guess so i started pulling out my school id to check...as i went to reach for my wallet in my cargos i threw up right on the officers shoes! My friend scott sat me back down and the next thing i knew was waking up in his car out in the middle of nowhere! we all were kickid out of the park and told to pick up our belongins in the morning and never return. well my dad found out and i was grounde for a whole month.
3. A Night in the woods
My friends are freaks when it comes to the outdoors. Me? I could live off my computer if i wanted to! I like the outdoors and all, I hate annoying bugs, COLDNESS!, and plants the scrach the hell out of me. Well we all decided to go camp out in the woods so we set up a tent and stuff and it was me nick, scott, craig, brett,& ryan my lil and big bro. So it was a nice 65 out that night. We decided to start a fire and scott was going to start it with a can of gas so hes pouring it down the fire telling us he knows what hes doin and shit..sure enought he trails the fire up into the gas can! he freaks out and throws the sob halfway across the woods and it hits Craigs 3-wheeler! Everyone is running for their ass and i run to the can and suffucate it and the whole three wheeler is on fire. so we end up throwing ourselfs on the damn thing puttin out the fire. Good fun, So after craig bitched for about 30 mins ryan got tired of hearing about it and shot craig in the ass with a potato gun..funnyiest thing i've ever seen! They ran around swearing they were gonna kick each others asses..LOL. so we all turned in and got settled in this tent and it was getting really cold, we were all quiet for like 5 mins (you know when everyone decides their gonna fall asleep you stop talkin) then outta nowhere nick just yells "FOOOOOOOOD!!!!" Guess you had to be there! it was funny as hell. so we went up to my house and got some food and returned...and it happened again.."I'm fucking cold!!!!" i yelled and we all had a good laugh and we fell asleep in out shorts and sleeping bags. We woke up the next morning to an inch of snow in out shoes outside the tent. If you've ever seen dumb and dumber it was kinda like that riding the quads home. had to be the funnest time ever!
4. My driving record
Well I would sware up and down im the greates driver in the world! If everyone drove like me it would be a wonderful world! Anyways..i got my license 4 months after i was 16. My first car? a 1991 S-10 4.3l v6. This truck was a nascar truck(not really just fast) i swear. I had gotten pulled over for not having new tags on my truck a few weeks after i got my license, not a ticket. Then I was goin out with this hottie
that lived out in the BFE and this road out there was 55mph...who the hell does 55 inthe middle of nowhere i thoght..I'll just look out for tractors and be alright, lol. So my smartass gets haulin down this road in the nastruck and burries the needle. I see a pack of cars commin up and decided to brake some..after applying a medium amount of pressure on the brakes for 3-4 seconds the needle finally came down to 85mph. I had to be goin 120+mph. So all these cars pass and i see this one just slam on the brakes, pull a phat u-turn and bust out the lights! Yep I got ticketed for 81 in a 55, no break..cop was a complete dick.($250 reckless driving and i lost my Gf cause i had to work my ass of to pay this ticket) Alright i thought maybe i should slow down...so after a few months i was comming back to school (after skipping lunch and going to subway) I wasnt in a hurry or anything and i watched this cop come down the road and turn his lights on before he got to me...he pulled me over for going 50 in a 45. BASTARD!!!! (another $90) Alright sweet i thought, the world hates me! Ok, watch the speed thats all gotta do! im the prefect driver! Right?? A few months later i went to my new gf's and i had to drive my bud home...he had a headlight out from being in an accident..i was ticketed for being out past my cerfew! (midnight) WTF?! I cant win right?!($75) I get this letter in the mail saying i have to appear at this driver office in detroit in june. In may after i got this notice i was driving through monroe in the nastruck prolly going over 3-5mph....this light turns yellow..i had a set of weights in the back and i knew if i hit the brake i was gonna fly up and cause trouble...ok i went thru it! Yep, fucked! ($90 for disobeaing a light) SWEET!!!! so im thinkin for sure im not keepin my license. I go up to the place and they didnt know about the light...license taken away for 3 months ($125). I sold that god damn nastruck and bought the everso slow cougar. Last november a few weeks after getting my license back i passed to slow cars and got a ticket for imporper passing..apparently you cant pass 2 cars at one time? ($85)...no tickets since then (knock on wood)
5. Pyro Shit
Well i was always a pyro as a kid...i love fire, it facinates me alot..this is why im a firefigher. Last spring break (2001) my friend craig and i decide to have a bonfire. Well there were 3 christmas trees and soem misc. burnables in this cement silo foundation we have. So to start this fire i took about 1/2 a gallon of gas and spread it over a 8' diameter and made a trail to light it. no problem i thought, i do this all the time! light the trail and stand back a bit "BOOOOOOM!!!!" it ahd blew a burning christmas tree off the fire about 25' and some wood in other places. i looked at my buddy and we started laughing..we werent hurt and it wasnt the big of a boom or so we thought. We were in the mushroom of the sound, it was like a sonic boom. My parents ran outside yellin my name thinking i was dead or something. This guy that saw it from the road (100yards away) called 911 saying a house had exploded and was engulfed in flames. Sweet! 4 firetrucks, 2 cops and an ambulence joined me for roasting mashmallows. i had to appoligize for callin them out to my house and this guy walked up demanding to know what was going on...he lived 2 miles away and thought the tv up stairs fell..others thought a jetliner crashed..when it was all over i paid $75 for disturbing the peace. SWEET!
6. Prom 03'
So i went to Alicias prom...didnt sound too bad at the time but im retarted. To start the day out i went to get my hair cut in monroe. I got pulled over for doing 73in a 55 (see driving record) pissed! So after this i had time to wash my car and go home and get dressed. Well i washed my car, then proceded to lock the keys inside of it. my mom brought me my keys. I washed the car 3 times....then i know im late, so i get home and there are 3 trucks outside of my house..i didnt have time for the questions so i got in the bathroom and got ready to take a shower....well apparently they were working on the waterline...pissed! so i go to my buddies and take a shower and hurry up to her house. well, prom was alright. After we were on our way to meet up with some people and i get pulled over again. Alicia was with me in the car and the officer walked up...i had already had the information for him since i was pulled over less than 12 hours ago. he asked me all kinds of questions concerning drinking and what not...then i asked him why he pulled me over...he said i went across 3 lanes of traffic and didnt use a turn signal. i explained to him i was taking directions and im not from this area. he replied "if you feel you cant take directions, drive, and chew gum at the same time maybe you should spit that gum out son" Oh i was pissed. No ticket tho.
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