Usually, when you're new to a MUD, you're going to die or get hurt a little bit before getting the hang of things. Luckily, on Bad Trip, the Jello healer greets you when you are resurrected from your death, providing free healing spells until you are level 10. After that, you'll have to dish out some gold. However, he'll spot you some "stuff" now and then *wink wink* to keep you on your toes. [HINT: paper that's NOT acid-free and some weed for your garden]

Bad Trip offers an assortment of victims unto whom you can assert your utmost torture upon. You can steal from them, change their sex, cast wicked kick-ass spells on them, kick them, trip them, ravage them, and backstab them. You can also force them to say naughty things, kiss them, and flee. The following are only a very few of your options:

	Smurf Village offers you the oppurtunity to kill those blue little hornballs. Pick from a wide variety smurfs: Hooker Smurf (give her 1000 gold and she'll sucky sucky you long time), Stoner Smurf, and gate once in a while to Dealer Smurf, who will be more than happy to supply you with your daily needs.
	Bad Trip also has a television set that conveniently transports you to beloved Springfield, where you can butcher Lisa, Homer, Bart Marge and... OJ? Maybe you can pick up educational reading from Principal Skinner while you make your rounds... (to find out what it is, why don't you play?)
	You can enter a movie screen and stroll the streets of L.A., experiencing first hand what it's like to be stuck in Pulp Fiction. Kill Marcellus and get his briefcase, steal Jules's wallet. Blah blah, it's all fun, just trust me.
	Kill Dot Matrix, rescue Princess Vespa, and sit in on a freak show. Lash out on a couple of Assholes while you are at it.

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