Ursula and I
Meet Mickey Rabbit!!
Meet Mickey Rabbit!!
I Love Disney!!
"it's a small world": The happiest cruise
that ever sailed! Surreal and silly, or sweat
and touching, you are a well intentioned 1960s
homage to the world's diversity that
unfortunatly inspires feelings of sheer terror
in those who can't help but feel something more
sinister lays beneath your shiney surface. But
most cannot deny your charm, even if they
cannot explain it, and leave feeling better
than when they entered. Most overlook the fact
that because of your unique style and design,
courtesy of Disney Legend Mary Blair, you are a
true work of art and you deserve to be
appreciated. You are both worldy and
simplistic, both cosmopolitan and decidedly
middle American. You are a splendid
candy-coated contradiction with a sugary, sunny
song that one never forgets. If the world
truely listened to your never-ending optimism,
it could be a small world after all.
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You're the infamous Captain Hook, and if it weren't
for that darn ticking crocodile, you'd have
both your hands!
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Mickey Mouse
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WDWCP Spring and Summer 2000
Walt Disney World College Program
I am a Disney CP. Yes I lived in Orlando, and yes, it's shady and skeezy - but just thinking about it makes me smile. We dont call it Orlando, it's O-town or 32821, get it right. We go to the parks everyday, and make damn sure we get backdoored onto the rides. And yes, getting backdoored is the best thing ever. We go to Wal-Mart all the time for no reason, and bitch b/c Target has a closing time. We could be from Alaska or Maine, but we still went home saying "ya'll." We know what TTC, DAK, PI and all those fun things stand for. We've had to pop our trunks for security. We know what Vista Lay means. We compare our ID pictures. We love going to the Vista Pool, but we'd NEVER go in the hot tub. We've been to IHOP's at least 3 times a week, after 3 a.m. with at least 10 other people. My car STILL has sand in it from Cocoa Beach. We ruled PI on thursday nights. We have friends in almost every country. At least 100 of us can never work for disney again because we got fired for drinking in our apts or stealing stupid Disney stuff. We've almost been hit by a Dynamic bus at least 5 times. We still can't figure out what language the bus drivers are speaking in. We like to pretend that we understand (fluently) every language spoken to us. Quizno's, Chik-filla, Wendy's and McDonald's.. thats it. We know what alpha-unit means, and if our friends at home get hurt, we always ask them 3 times if they need assistance. We could go to Starbucks... while shopping at Target. We dated or made out with at least one person, whether we liked them or not. I still have a ZILLION of those stupid mickey stickers. I've been to Mickey's Retreat on more than one occassion. We point with 2 fingers, not one and magical moments and take 5's make me smile (and yes, we know the difference). I am a CP, and im damn proud of it. I hope to God you have a magical day. Pass this on to your favorite CP's
The true meaning of being a CP: Term ..1: ADO Meaning: Authorized Day Off Real Meaning: "Hey, who wants to get drunk??" Term .. 2: ER Meaning: Early Release Real Meaning: "Who wants to go home and get drunk??" Term .. 3: CP Meaning: College Program Real Meaning: Closing Person, Company Pee-on, CONSTANTLY POOR Term .. 4: Thursday Meaning: DUH!! Real Meaning: Pay Day!! & Free admission to PI Term .. 5: Vista Way Meaning: Place of temporary residence for CP's Real Meaning: One of the top five places to hook up according to Penthouse Term .. 6: WDWCP Meaning: Walt Disney World College Program Real Meaning: Possibly the best experience that any of us have ever had. Where we meet the most interesting people and made the best friends of our lives. Term .. 7: Vista Way's hot tubs Meaning: A place for couples to rendezvous Real Meaning: Don't go in the water!!!! Term .. 8: Termination Meaning: Fired Real Meaning: "Hell, I don't know what I did! All I know is I have to turn my room key in by 9 tomorrow morning." Term .. 9: Costumes Meaning: Disney uniform Real Meaning: A big, mean joke played on cast members by the Disney Corporation. Whoever imagineered these things were either color blind or high when they designed them. Imagine the most hideous thing you could possibly wear in public Term .. 10: Dynamic shuttles Meaning: Complementary transportation between Vista Way and the parks Real Meaning: BRING A CAR!!!! Term .. 11: Living Experience Meaning: You may end up with roomies all the way from Utah to Norway. Real Meaning: The best friends you will ever meet. Term .. 12: Call In Sick Meaning: I can't come to work, I'm sick Real Meaning: I can't come to work; I'm hung over from last night! Term .. 13: Call In Personal Meaning: Some thing personal is keeping me from work. Real Meaning: It's a beautiful day; I'm goin' to the beach!!!!!!
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