I sometimes wonder what would happen to these people if I died. Or was put into a mental institution, which is very likely to happen. I can come up with simple answers, in my usual worse case scenario way of thinking.
Scott would starve to death and kill his father. He'd also marry a black guy and not tell anyone about it until they divorced 10 years later because he thinks everyone's racist, when really we're not.
Megan would become a lesbian. She'd pioneer a line of "I hate men" bumper stickers. She would most likely murder Kelley in his sleep.
Jessica would be arrested for assualt and battery for hitting her ex boyfriend with a pan, then kicking him in the face. Then during the trial, she would attack the judge, earning her another 10 years in prison. In prison, she'd become a lesbian.
Jon would probably be okay. He'd get the hang of things on his own after awhile. He's tough, and he knows what to do.
NM Chris would be fine, he doesn't need me. He'd probably feel he could've done more to help me, but in truth he couldn't have. He'd move to Michigan and marry Jon, and would bring me cookies in the loony bin.
Gage would become a priest, after years of forced celibacy, because he could never find "the right girl."
Riley would be totally fine. He absolutely doesn't need me, but keeps me around so I feel needed.
2hotty would try to take over my spot as "Mommy" but would fail. He'd be with me in the loony bin more sooner than later.
Tiffanie would be fine. She's been taking care of herself for a long time. She doesn't need me, and probably never will.
Drew would probably blame himself, but it's really not his fault. He'd try to keep the clique together, but he'd fail. He'd FINALLY get with Jon's brother, and he'd take over my spot as the one their mother hates.
As for everyone else, they'd be fine. They're not the ones driving me to the loony bin. It's the ones I listed above. I hope they have money, because they're paying for it when I get there, I don't have insurance...
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