[Editors's Note:If anyone is confused at all by tonight's show don't worry-I am confused thinking it up!]

Book 4-"The Apocalypse Saga"
Theme-"End Of The World" by Cold

PART 2

[The scene opens with Lito Kruz clutching to Jill and his green hair is on end. BA and JDS are on either side of him and they are ready for a fight as a man stands before them. That man resembles the man they once knew as Jesse Fraim. He wears a long trench coat now and has purple streaks in his hair. A wicked smile has come across his face. He stares down and suddenly a confused look cause him to speak.]

Fraim:"Hmmmm...I almost didn't believe the feelings I got and the disturbance in the V'Krann Gem. But right here before my eyes JDS is alive again and BA isn't an evil vampire...but a vampire he still seems to be no? I thought so. If I wasn't already dead...I'd keel over in shock. It was real nice of you to hop across dimensions and visit us in an alternate reality...BUT your presence is not really needed. I like the world just the way it is...so this has to end I am afraid."

Lito:"Hey man...can't we talk about this..I mean relax man...hey man take it easy...Jill says you should take deep breaths....in through your nose and out through your mouth...hmm wasn't that GBT's line...or was that in through the mouth and out through the nose..or ass even."

[Rafe/Fraim shoots out a bolt of energy that sends Lito into the wall and to the floor. Fraim's hands start to glow when suddenly the door bursts open and knocks him across the back of the head and he falls to the floor. Amber is standing there with the women's title and Vengeance is next to her.]

Vengeance:"HOOOOONNEYYYYY look what you went and did. You knocked Fraim out...now he is gonna be all mad. I don't want to have to fight Fraim..I don't-I don't-I don't."

Amber:"Relax Nick...it was an accident!"

Vengeance:"Nick? Who is this Nick you speak of? Are one of you two named Nick? Is there a Nick in this room..helloooo Nick? Oh I get it....it's a pet name for a man's penis...wait..how does she know the names of your penises? HONNNNEEEY you said you weren't going to do the floppy carumba with the other wrestlers!"

Amber:"Oh I meant to say Vengeance...why do you have to pick a name that is so long. Can't you be Spike or Death or even something catchy like Aztec."

Vengeance:"Aztec?? What a stupid name...what kind of a wuss would call himself Aztec...they should have macho names like Vengeance...yeah tell them Amber...who's my Mommy? Aztec is a silly name!"

BA:"Hey JD....you wanna tell him or should I?"

JDS:"I was thinking we should probably get the fuck out of here before old Fraim-o-evil bastard gets up and realizes that Amber and Nick...um Vengeance made with the ouchy."

[JDS and BA rush out the door.]

Lito:"You know Jill...this is turning out to be quite a wierd day...things are never this bad back in KruzVille. Maybe we should open a shop and sell hot dogs...everyone would envy me...woah that's a pretty cool name...ENVY. I can be Lito "ENVY" Kruz. What do you think Jill?"

[JDS runs back in the room and grabs Lito and yanks him out of the room. Suddenly the camera shows a large breasted woman warming up outside the arena. The fans cheer because she is a hottie. Kendall Walker is outside and walks up to her.]

KW:"K2...if I can have a word with you...you have been standing out here waiting for Amber Claffey, long time wife of former WFW commentator...um Cleavage...or whatever..to come out here and face you in a match..what do you think of Amber as a champ."

K2:"Well like...Amber is so stupid..I mean she thinks like she is all tough but I could kick her ass...totally. She like needs to get her ass out here so that I can show her she is every bit the little brat her husband is. For Sure even!"

[Amber rushes out the door with Vengeance...who screeches as the girls start fighting. Amber draggs K2 away as a limo pulls up. A tall man that has a name plate that says ED opens the door and a well dressed man steps out with a title belt over his shoulder. Kendall rolls her eyes. He walks up to her and flexes his arms.]

KW:"What the hell do you want Studmutt?"

SM:"Hey baby-are you tired...cause you have been running around my mind all day..wooh!"

KW:"I'm gonna be sick. And can I ask...what the hell is with that title belt?"

SM:"Well fine lady as you might recall at As The World RIOTS I became your new I-Net champion."

KW:"No you lost the internet title match....Hunter kicked your ass and you had this fake belt made to make yourself feel special. My husband has no match tonight...why don't you fight him and see what happens?"

SM:"Fight your husband? Fight Ryo Hyzanchez? Um...I can't cause tonight I'm gonna fight....HIM!"

[Studmutt runs over to a poor bum on the street and gives his wad of money.]

SM:"I shall fight this bum over here...he looks menacing..let's call him the Punisher...ooooh scary. Can you feel the scary."

Hunter:"I feel bullshit in the air. Hey Studmutt...you want to pretend like you are the I-Net champion ..like that fake belt over your shoulder really belongs to you? How bout you put up or shut up."

[Suddenly two men fly up behind Hunter and lay him out with a chair. They grab the title from him and place it on Studmutt. He has a title over each shoulder.]

SM:"Ladies and gentlemen...the next tag team champions...Eric and David Cage! Here's some money fellas. Now Hunter...looks like I am the Double I-Net champ. I'm the I-Net Squared Champ. And no one is more studly than me."

KW:"I hate you...stay away from me creep!"

[Inside the arena Kevin hughes turns off a monitor.]

KH:"That's my older brother for you...I refuse to admit I'm related to him in public actually. So...Amber beat K2 and kept her title...how bout that. Well, tonight I think I might just stomp a mudhole through BA and his little vampire clique. What about you MV!"

Maximum Violence:"They killed B2..sooner or later they will pay...tonight I am gonna take on Talcion and Rage from PTP. Me and Kydd are gonna be all over them."

Kydd Karnage:"That's right....Damien Rage is a big tall goofy parking lot reject who can't tell his ass from his face....but then again niether can I....so let's do this!"

[They leave and Kevin is all by himself.]

KH:"Hey Val....Val...VAL!"

JP:"I'm sorry Val's not in right now...but if you leave your name number and a brief scream at the beep...no one will come to rescue you!"

KH:"John what is wrong with you?"

JP:"ME...what is wrong with you and this damn Earth X....you are supposed to be my solider..instead I'm some mello reject from the sixties...because I never turned evil..I never had Sean for a son so he doesn't even exist in this place so I can't go to him for help...and BA runs the vampires...BA is a god damn disgrace. To make it worse I can't find Rafe and Richman and JDS have somehow followed me here...probably thanks to my Rafe...damn Lito."

KH:"Woah Woah....does somebody want to tell me what the fuck is going on here...like slowly!"

JP:"If only I could..BA and JDS cannot be allowed to put the cracks in the V'Kraan Gem back together. And I certainly don't want you helping them...sorry but in the deck of life...you just drew the "you're fucked card!"

[JP jumps on Kevin and screams are heard. Blood splatters on the shot of the US title.]

JP:"I guess we need a new US champion!"

Fraim/Rafe:"What good did that do?"

JP:"It made me feel better...where are BA and JDS!"

Fraim:"They got away! They went off with Lito!"

JP:"Ah yes Lito is alive and the green hair is an improvement and you let them get away. In my world Lito was a pain in the ass as Rafe...but at least he got the job done..find them or this whole world will cease to exist and we're all fucked."

Voice:"Yes we are all doomed unless we stop the violence right now. JP I know you'll agre with me...we have to stop the violence. OH my god...RAFE!"

Fraim:"God...he won't save you...he's too busy watching Friends! Bye bye Billy"

[Fraim blasts a hole through Billy Kalloway.]

JP:"Hmm..he was a somewhat decent champion in my world...what a pussy. Come now...we must find JDS and BA!"

[Out at the announcers table Kingy is waving his metal arm around.]

Kingy:"Not since Lito chopped off my hand have I been so confused. When did JP go insane?"

HH:"Um...it was somewhere before I waxed my legs...but after I waxed my tongue..hey want some hair?"

O'Hera:"Oh shut up you fools...before I slap the taste out your mouths. OBVIOUSLY JP has become a vampire and he's gone insane thinking he must overthrow BA and JDS..well JDS is dead...or um...well how the fuck do I know."

[Lito, BA, and JDS run down and startle the commentators!]

Lito:Dude...this is BA and JDS from an alternate reality...so is JP that you just saw which is not JP from your world. You all exist sin their world but I don't cause I'm dead!"

JDS:"Well marcus is dead too...but I'm not cause I'm me and I'm here...and Kingy has two hands but not here cause Lito cut one off but not there cause he didn't and our world Ramus is not IC champ...he's a tool."

BA:"And K2 is a man without breasts..well like most men! Except he is from Noth Carolina so he's a little fruity."

JDS:"Not that that has anything to do with the problem at hand which is what to do about how to get us to the V'Kraan Gem...who has it in this world?"

Lito:"Yeah the whole one...not the cracked one that was on their world was I dead and tured to ashes and died again. Ah hell if you don't believe us just ask Jill!"

[Lito holds Jill out towards them. All 3 commentators just stare at the three men.]

HH:"And they say I'm insane....SECURITY!"

BA:"Woah woah...look would the me from here and not there be the one that has the one who has the Gem!"

O'Hera:"Bro shut the fuck up...you three assholes think you're doing a real good job of impersonating the real wrestlers. The V'Kraan Gem is probably with our president Brian C. Dunkel."

Lito:"Who?"

BA:"Him!"

JDS:"What?"

BA:"HIM!"

Lito:"What?"

BA:"Ok this is getting us nowhere!"

JDS:"Yes to Dunkel's office!"

Lito:"You mean up there...with Vulcan and the PTP and the vampires...no way..Jill is scared. I'd go but I have to stay with her."

BA:"Is this the great Lito Kruz backing down? What would all the people in Lito Land..I mean KruzVille think?"

Lito:"Hmmm good point..ok I'll go...but um...you lead and Jill and I will take the back in case anyone tries to sneak a peak at the Litoness' ass biatch!"

[As they leave the arena floor, "No Light" by 3rd Strike plays as Ryo, Kendall, and Pedro walk out into the arena to a MAJOR POP!]

Ryo:"That's right esse...it's me the number one contender to BA's title and he is one toastes muchaco. His ass is mine!"

Pedro:"What? You think his ass is fine..better than mine?"

KW:"Pedro shut up..my husband loves my ass! That's why he married me you fool...now let him talk about BA and the belt."

Pedro:"He bought a pool on Ebay and he let it melt...well that was stupid!"

Ryo:"Hey...silence pendejo...I am the greateness and I will bring the WFW title back to the land of the living and off of BA...once I hit the Rising Tequila Sunrise and pop that gringo it's all over. Go 'head girl...touch greatness."

[Kendall smiles and touches Ryo's chest and she looks like she is in ecstasy but he slaps her hand away!]

Ryo:"Dat's ENOUUUUGHHHH!

Pedro:"Yeah yeah....dat's enough!" (Editor's Note:Hmmm Ryo Hyzaki hates konnan and Disco Inferno...wonder if he'll be mad..wish I could stop laughing!)

Ryo:"I am the next champion...rest assured it will come to pass...BA...ODELAY!"

["Understanding In A Car Crash" bY Thursday plays and Studmutt comes out with both the real and fake I-Net titles on his arms along with Eric and David Cage.]

SM:"Blah blah blah...you think these people care about your mexican ass...I doubt it..they are all too busy looking at the biggest STUD in all of the world THA STUD himself STUDMUTT! Now you have two things I want...a title shot and Kendall Walker..so I think you have about 6 seconds to hand them over."

Ryo:"What did he just say esse. That's it...I'm gonna kill myself. Pedro...hand me my lawn mower...go ahead I'm gonna do it."

KW:"No Honey stop it...what about our 13 kids? I donb't want Studmutt....he falls way SHORT of a real man!"

SM:"Hey now...listen baby the Studmutt is all man and when his flag pole is at full mast it eclipses ths sun!"

Ryo:"So how bout you and me get this shit on in the main event tonight...huh senor?"

SM:"You're on you dirty mexican fuck...and after I take your pride and your total shot...I'm gonna take Kendall...and I'm gonna turn her sideways...and I'm gonna take her to the Studmutt gas station and fill her up...leaded only!"

[As the crowd roars over the match announcement we go to the vampire's lockeroom where BA is sitting with Derek Grimes, Talcion, Lenora, 8-Man and Reaper.]

BA:"OK the PTP is gonna take one side of the arena, JP and Fraim will take the top levels and Vulcan wants us to take this side of the arena. Now Talcion you stay here with 8-Man till I call and tell you to join us. Lenora you check the left while the rest of us spread out. We have to find this new BA and JDS before Dunkel and the new JP have a shit fit. There is something JP isn't telling us though..what else doesn't he want the guys to find. Ah screw it-ok let's go!"

[They leave and we see JDS and BA talking while Lito talks to Jill, the pipe.]

JDS:"What are you thinking of..you look deep in thought!"

BA:"Well at first I was worrying about if we could outsmart JP...I mean Lito is nuttier here than on our planet and somehow getting sucked into the wormhole as opposed to a safety spell from Rafe brought JP here before us. We have no idea how long our JP has been roaming around here before we woke up. He might have been here for months or years for all we know...just planning. He obviously was here for at least a few weeks before we woke up. But then I thought of something else."

Lito:"Coconut bras on dogs?"

BA:"Close Lito...very close!"

Lito:"It was Jill's guess...good girl!"

JDS:"Well..what the fuck were you thinking of?"

BA:"We missed the end of the show but this world's JP told us what happeded..do you remember what he said about JP going into the worm hole...he didn't go.....alone!"

[Back in the vampires lockeroom 8-Man sits by the door as Talcion trains with some sticks. Suddenly the door flies open and a man nails 8-man and tosses him through the wall. Talcion swings a stick at him but he ducks it and spears Talcion before nailing the Shadow Kill. The man...Sean McBride...stands over Talcion.]

Sean:"My name is Sean McBride..although I do not exist in your world I am the current WFW heavyweight championand yu and the rest of Earth X are in my shadow...now we are gonna play a little game...it's called tell the nice WFW champion where Dunkel's office is and/or where the V'Kraan Gem is or things on your body start to break. Here's your incentive."

[The screen turns black as we hears screams from Talcion.]

TO BE CONTINUED.......