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Results for April 8th, 2002. LIVE from EARTH X!




[Editors's Note:If anyone is confused at all by tonight's show don't worry-I am confused thinking it up!]


Book 4-"The Apocalypse Saga"
Theme-"End Of The World" by Cold

PART 4

[The scene opens where we last left our heroes...Lito Kruz, JDS, and BA are face to face with the monsterous WFW hardcore champion, Derek Grimes. DG is part vampire...and part nutcase really. The feral instincts inside of him have warped him into the monster that now threatens to kill our three heroes.]

DG:"Die die die die die die...you all gonna die..DG gonna make you all dead. Playtime shall begin...who wants to play first...DG want challenge...which of you is really strong?"

BA:"All right, nutjob...you want us...you got us."

[DG flies through the air and lands on JDS and then rams his head against the ground and stomps on his stomach. Lito tries to grab him but he flips over him and dropkicks BA to the ground. DG then turns around and nails Lito with a spinkick and then a facebuster.]

DG:"This no fun...DG to good for you three...I kill you quick..I kill you, then I kill you,, then I kill you, then DG take a nap."

BA:"So you wanna play vampire vs. vampire do you..well then I think we need to step this up a notch."

Lito:"Brian....don't!"

JDS:"No it's ok...BA is a strong fighter."

DG:"BA is my boss...this not real BA....this girlie girl...me kill him...eat his feet with crackers."

Lito:"Look out the window..look at the lightning as it crashes around the entire world....the cracks in the V'Kraan Gem are soon going to swallow us all up. You two don't belong in this world...I do. Go ahead upstairs. Find the one you call Sean and fix the gem...restore the real reality."

JDS:"And what the fuck are you gonna do?"

Lito:"Well Jill and I have been running and hiding for a long time now from these vampires. But you two reminded me of a Lito that once existed...one that didn't take shit from an overgrown mutt who is not potty trained. I'll stay here and hold off DG...go on ahead."

BA:"Lito look we appreciate the though but..."

Lito:"GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

JDS:"All right c'mon BA let's get the fuck out of here...he's right..we don't have time for this shit..judging from the outside it looks like this world could be toast in an hour or less."

BA:"But...FUCK! All right let's go!"

[BA and JDS open the door to the upper levels and race upstairs. Lito grips Jill in front of him.]

DG:"They no want to play...they no leave...DG stop them."

Lito:"No you're fight is with me! The others are of no concern. You wanted a warrior who was strong...so here I am. C'mon beast man...show me why you are so bad...you want some Kruz Punch..bring it on. COME ON DG SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!"

DG:"Hehehehe...DG have fun."

[DG howls and leaps across on to Lito. Lito flings him over his head and into the wall. The wall starts to crack and Lito charges into DG which then takes them through the wall into a storage room. The room is full of high shevles with paint cans.. DG rams Lito into one and then powerbombs him on the floor. DG smiles and then shoves one of the large shelves which then knocks them all down on top of Lito. Lito is buried alive under the metal shelves and paint cans. DG smiles.]

DG:"That too easy..you no real challenge...me go find others now."

[Suddenly Jill bursts up from the pile and Lito too. DG grabs Lito to bite him but he shoves DG off and rams Jill into his head. Lito nails DG with a big boot but DG comes right back with a headbutt that causes Lito to bleed. Lito tries to whips DG into the wall but DG reverses and it and sends Lito through the wall into the next room. The next room is filled with windows and is otherwise empty save for a ladder in the middle of the room. DG grabs the ladder and smashes it into Lito's head. Lito shoves his hand through the holes and nails DG in the eye with Jill. Lito tries to nail DG with the ladder but DG kicks it and it breaks in half. DG grabs Lito and tosses him across the room like he was nothing and then baseball slides into him at a super speed. DG bares his teeth but Lito shoves Jill through a glass window and grabs a broken piece of glass and shoves it into DG's stomach. Blood pours out of DG's stomach.]

DG:"You stab DG...ooooh DG not happy...you make me mad. Playtime is over...now you gonna die. Die die die die die .................diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeee."

[DG rushes in with bloodlust and leaps at Lito. Lito ducks and flips DG through a window and whistling towards the ground. Lito looks out the window and grimaces.]

Lito:"Oooooh....that is sooo gonna leave a mark. I gotta get upstairs."

[Meanwhile on the top floor Fraim and the evil JP lurk outside Dunkel's office.]

JP:"Well I killed Kydd Karnage and MV..they didn't know shit. BA and JDS have vanished and my son is on this floor..I can smell him. But first we need that gem...maybe BA has gotten it."

Fraim:"I don't know anout that...I feel great frustration from our Richman..I would not bet on him coming through. We must confront Dunkel ourselves and get the gem."

[An elevator opens and Hippie, Kingy, and Marcus O'Hera walk out. they stop dead in their tracks.]

O'Hera:"Since when do they let trash like this up here..JP the turncoat fuck with Fraim-o-dickmunch."

Kingy:"I think we'd be wise to watch our mouths Marcus."

O'Hera:"You'd be wise to blow me Kingy...I will not hold my tongue for the angle who killed my daughter and my wife...for the man who now stands in front of him as his friend."

Kingy:"Look I beg you two...spare us...ple...ahhhh"

[JP snaps his neck in a rage and Fraim grabs Marcus...Hippie stares on.]

HH:"Woah man...I have been drinking too much..I'm seein JP work with Fraim...wow...I need a nap."

JP:"Good let him go take a nap..Marcus...you and Fraim have been here forever but Fraim is dead and you are alive...I assume that means you can get us past the security codes without tipping off Dunkel that we are here..guess you get to live a little longer. Let's go."

[JP drags Marcus and they go inside a huge office where Marcus lets a machine scan his fingertips and then his eyes. A huge door opens and inside is a lavish office with a man in a pink bunny suit hopping around.]

Justin:"Oooh...they are here..they are here..just like Dunkel said..the angel gone bad and the guy from the otherworld..is there a me in the otherworld...is my bunny suit still pink there."

Fraim:"Shut up fool....where is the gem?"

Justin:"You cannot have the gems in the safe..they are pretty...sometimes I like to count them and see how many are red and purple and avocagel...that's a color I made up..it's like when you take green and yellow and black and mix them all with blue then take out all the color and add blood to it...pretty."

JP:"We don't have time for this...ice him."

[Fraim shoots a blast of energy at Justin but it burts in front of him and a forcefield becomes visible around the room. Suddenly a light turns on in the corner of the room and we see a man swivel around in his big office chair. It's Brian Dunkel...and in his hands is the V'Kraan Gem. It's is sparking and as it does the air outside turns red and the room shakes.]

BCD:"So this is what everyone wants so bad is it..well doesn't look like much to me..but I do think I'll hold onto it..today is a good day to die..let the world end..it will shatter and a new one will come and perhaps I'll be even stronger in that one."

Fraim:"Brian...give us the gem."

BCD:"Fuck you I won't do what you tell me to! You'll find the forcefield created by the late great JP from our world is more than enough to hold you people out...so check mate my friends..I hold all the cards and you hold nothing but your dick in your hand and your thumb in your ass."

[The door opens behind JP and Fraim and Vengeance and Amber walk in. They see Marcus in the corner in pain.]

Vengeance:"HONNNNEY...I think they did some anal rape to Marcus..look how much pain he is in...we should go...I know how much you hate it in the ass."

Amber:"Look at Dunkel..I think that is the gem the otherworld BA and JDS are after-we should get it."

Vengeance:"But honnnneyyyy I don't want to fight with Dunkel and Fraim...they might kill me or book me in a match against Larry The Leprecaun..I can't fight him...he's undefeated in 46 matches so far....he bad..but I'm bad too see GRRRRRRRR! But he might hurt me."

Fraim:"SILENCE! Give me the gem and give it to me RIGHT NOW. (Fraim's hands start to glow.)"

[Suddenly the door burts open again and smacks Vengeance in the back of the head and knocks him out...BA and JDS rush in the room.]

JDS:"Look Brian...a party and they didn't fuckin invite us...those fuckin bastards. I'm hurt..really I am."

JP:"Not yet you aren't..but I'll get to you too."

BA:"Marcus...you ok?"

Marcus:"Does it fuckin look like I am ok dickmunch. I watched Ryo beat Studmutt and then I came up here for a sandwhich...now I'm watchin these two argue over the end of the world and wshing I had taken all my vacation time earlier."

[BA rushes to get to Justin but he bounces off the forcefield.]

Amber:"They have a forcefield!"

Vengeance:"I have a headache!"

BCD:"I win...you all lose...why do you even bother to try and test your wits against me..now we'll all die together as one big happy WFW family."

[Justin Sane stops and looks up as a tile falls from the ceiling and a man hops down to the gound. He has a chair in his hands and he smashes Justin over the head and then nails him with a DDT. It's Sean McBride. He chases BCD away from the desk.]

JDS:"McBride."

Amber:"Who the hell is that?"

JP:"My son...how good of you to join us!"

Sean:"Brian...still an evil fuck even here I see..you should check out the view from the roof...it's amazing. So this button controls the forcefield does it..well see I want that gem...and I want my father to die at my hands..so I need him in here to do that...so I guess your forcefield has to come down."

[Brian grips the gem and presses a button on the wall and he vanishes behind it as Sean lowers the forcefield. JP tries to fly past Sean but he grabs him and they smash through the wall into a stairwell where they start to brawl. JDS runs to follow Dunkel and Fraim, Marcus, Vengeance, and Amber follow. BA does not. He slowly walks into the next room and sniffs.]

BA:"So...you are finally here...come out..I have been awaiting this moment."

[The evil BA steps out from behind a stack of crates and bares his fangs.]

XBA:"You are a weak version of me..I wish to show you the power you could have attained if only you had embraced the dark power within you..care to test me."

BA:"Only if you promis to shut up!"

[The X BA rushes into BA and they fall as the battle begins. As we see Dunkel running two men stand in the rafters and watch. One of them is Vulcan.]

Vulcan:"Are you ready for this moment my chosen warrior..not one of them had any idea what you really were....now they see what I have made you..what I have created...and the V'Kraan Gem will be mine..go my warrior...let us take what is ours."

[Brian is running when suddenly he comes to a large object under a sheet and he yanks the sheet off. It appears to be some kind of air ship that he can get away on. He pops open the top and falls to the floor in horror. A man rises from inside ths ship.]

BCD:"You are not getting..the gem is mine...no of you deserves to live on this planet that I worked so hard to make famous. Try me Lito...try me and lose."

Lito:"Blah blah blah..where you off to Dunkel? It's time you hand over that gem and we make things right..you and I should not exist..let's finish this...."

[The room starts to shake again but they both assume it's due to the violent breaking down of the world. However both are shocked to look behind Lito and see the wall cave in and a bloody and battered figure standing behind Lito.]

Lito:"Ohhhh you gotta be kidding me...you're still alive?"

DG:"You try to end DG....now DG make you pay....DG make you both pay...you know live...DG kill EVERYONE!"

Who will win...Sean McBride or JP?
Will the evil BA from Earth X destroy the good BA?
Will Marcus O'Hera, Vengeance, Amber, or JDS get the gem?
Will the gem fall into Fraim's hands?
Will Lito and Dunkel survive the fight with Derek Grimes?
Who is the bio-engineered warrior Vulcan is about to send into the battle and will he or she be the deciding factor?
What is the final fate of Earth X and our Earth?
Guess you'll have to wait for part 5!

TO BE CONCLUDED.......

[Mayhem fades out!]



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