[Editors's Note:If anyone is confused at all by tonight's show don't worry-I am confused thinking it up!]

Book 4-"The Apocalypse Saga"
Theme-"End Of The World" by Cold

PART 5

[The scene opens on the 75% owner of the WFW, Vulcan as he prepares his minion to seek out the V'Kraan Gem. A man in the back of the room sits in a wheelchair. His name is John McGraw. He is confined to that wheelchair for life after a brutal beating by the vampires and PTP cost him his legs, his wife, and his title. Lito made him commissioner and Vulcan allowed it. Not out of the goodness of his heart but rather to keep Lito happy and out of his hair. Shooter knows full well of his boss' plan.]

Shooter:"You're not going to win you know! They'll stop you. You and Dunkel...you cannot escape the end of the world. I figured it out when Marcus Swift died..he pissed you off and I know who he was last with he died. So I know who your warrior is....it makes sense now why he still has a job and why..."

Vulcan:"Really John our business realtionship has been quite quaint but like with asll relationships I feel this one is coming to a close. See I need space..so we're breaking up..I'm sure it's tearing you up inside...or at least he is."

Shooter:"What...NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[A figure in the shadows rips John to shreds as blood is seen splattering against the walls.]

Vulcan:"Come....we must get the others."

[Elsewhere in a part of the building that no one knows apart Brian Dunkel and Lito Kruz were about to face off for the V'Kraan Gem but now those plans have been put on hold as they have come face to face with the feral vampire known as Derek Grimes..or at least he used to be Derek Grimes. Luckily our hero Lito is brave at a time like this.]

Lito:"OK...you go fight him!"

BCD:"Fuck you...you go fight him!"

Lito:"I already fought him...I threw him out a window."

BCD:"Good..so then he's probably so pissed at you...he won't notice me!"

DG:"DG hate both of you...you both fight me..you both go bye bye...me gonna make you dead...bye bye bye bye bye die die die die diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!"

Lito:"Alright alright..I think we both get the point. OK...looks like we are gonna have to work together..."

BCD:"Fine...fine..let's go ready one...two...THREEE!"

[Brian charges in and DG grabs him by the throat and flings him into the wall. Brian struggles to his knees and looks for Lito. Lito is standing on the side of the airship and is covering his eyes.]

Lito:"Maybe he won't see us Jill...there is no place like home..no place like home. Please dear lord don't let DG slaughter my body and eat my intestines...I promise I'll never sleep with another nun or beat up another priest as long as I live if you just make him shoo...shoo DG...fly away bug...shoo shoo!"

[DG grabs Lito's hand and pulls it off of his eyes.]

DG:"PEEABOO! DG SEE YOU! You go boom!"

[Derek smashes Lito across his bloody face and then slams him across the floor. Dunkel grabs DG and smashes his face against the floor and then nails an elbow drop on him. Lito and Dunkel both splash him but he gets back up. JDS, Fraim, Marcus, Vengeance, and Amber burst into the room.]

Amber:"Damn...Derek Grimes...that is a fight we don't want any part of."

Fraim:"Even I would have a hard time against that freak. Perhaps it is in our best interests to work together and then I'll kill you all."

JDS:"Oh spare me...just shut the fuck up. Look...how can we stop him?"

Vengeance:"I dunno...but I think I need some new underwear."

JDS:"I was wondering what that smell was! Fuck man!"

Amber:"The reverbirator!"

JDS:"What...look if you want to use those things in front of Nick fine..but I don't wanna watch woman!"

O'Hera:"No you idiot..she refers to the machine which usually keeps him in check. The base of operations for the machine which JP created is right there...someone turned it off...we just have to turn it back on."

Vengeance:"OOOOH HONNNEY PICK ME PICK ME! I'm gonna go do it."

[Vengeance grabs the sliding switch and starts to pull it down when suddenly a shot is fired and he yanks his hand back. A second shot is fired and Amber hits the floor covered in blood. JDS goes to her side.]

JDS:"Shit she is losing a lot of blood..this has to be close to her heart....I don't know what the fuck I do! What fuckin cunt shot her?"

K2:"Really like such foul language for such a cute guy. That bitch totally didn't deserve to like breath and stuff. That's why honey bunny iced her. For sure even."

Riddick:"Howdy cousin Nick...oooh I reckon I should call you Vengeance. You might be fixin to lay a whoopin on me if'n I don't call you proper and stuff. Shucks cuz...I reckon we was supposed to be meetin like this. Draw partner."

Vengeance:"Oh no...my honey was shot..I have no gun...what the hell can I draw with...I mean the only thing I can do is...ooohhh. Hey Fraim...how bout using your power to warp me over....THERE!"

Fraim:"Fine..go!"

K2:"Hey where did he go...he just like poofed and totally vanished. Like wierd."

[The door to the right of them starts to shake and there is a knocking sound on it. K2 goes to answer it and it flies open and smacks her in the head. She falls to the floor in a heap and Riddick draws his gun but Vengeance knocks it away.]

Vengeance:"I did it...I am the man. Fear me grrrrr...bring it on you not so nice cousin..I'll show you who's your cousin! Look JDS if you fail then it makes no difference if Amber lives or dies. I'll stay here and try to pump up the revirbirator so much that it shatters DG in half. In the meantime you three try to get the gem."

Fraim:"Oh I'll get it alright!"

JDS:"Bro if you don't get that fuckin thing back online...."

Vengeance:"I know...check mate. GO!"

[Riddick jumps on Nick and the fight begins. Elsewhere in the building a fight is already raging on as we see BA smash BAX in the head with s shovel. BAX then nails BA with a big boot and grabs the shovel and breaks it over his head. BAX breaks off a wooden chunk and tries to jab it into BA's heart but BA kicks it away and flips BA over and then stomps on his neck. BA break the wall open and climbs through as he tries to get closer to Dunkel. BA looks up and across the room he sees another fight raging between Sean McBride and JP. BAX takes advantage of the situation and nails him with a bulldog and then puts him in a headlock and squeezes. Across the large room father and son battle.]

Sean:"I never realized you truly meant to end the world..I guess I never realized how sick you really were!"

JP:"You are my son..you bleed the same blood as me...you are just like me."

Sean:"NO I am nothing like you..I am Sean McBride the WFW champion....you are an old fool about to die."

JP:"If you can truly kill me...then do it..dust me off once and for all...raise your stake and drive it through my heart....go on coward."

[Sean slowly lift his stake and points it at JP's heart. Sean screams and lunges forward but JP moves aside and then grabs the stake and grabs Sean. He has Sean by the throat and is pointing the stake at his heart.]

JP:"Nobody fucks with John Patrick. I am the beginning that has no end..I am the nightmare you cannot awake from. Now you will die you coward. I will kill the unworthy son...and you will never help them put Earth back together. I am the apocalypse..I AM THE END OF TIME!"

Sean:"*Hack...cough*...YOU'RE HISTORY!"

[Sean smashes JP in the gut and the foot and then spins and ducks out of his grasp. He grabs the stake from his hands. Sean spins JP around and Jp goes for a left hook and Sean knocks it aside. Jp goes for a right cross and Sean smashes it away and then takes the stake and plunges it deep into JP's heart. JP stops dead in his tracks and looks at the stake.]

JP:"What? DAMN YOU SON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[And with that JP bursts into ashes and they scatter around the room. Sean dusts himself off and looks down at the mess.]

Sean:"Happy father's day dad...hope you like your gift! I gotta find the gem! Rest well father!"

[Sean races off as we go to Riddick who is kicking the crap out of Vengeance. Venegance reaches for the controls but Riddick kicks him away. Riddick grabs him around the neck and smashes his head into the side of the controls. He grabs Vengeance and tosses him on to Amber.]

Riddick:"I reckon ya should be havin a seat with your bleedin mrs. You both seem to be of the female variety so you too should flock together."

Vengeance:"Don't worry honey...I got him right where I want him...I think....you just hang on...ok? Honey...Amber how you holdin up?"

[Vengeance stops talking and just stares at his wife in shock...he reaches down and grabs her wrist and a tear drops his from his eye. His stare turns cold as he turns his eyes toward Riddick.]

Vengeance:"She's dead...you did this...you killed her."

Riddick:"I reckon I did...reckon we need a new women's champ...guess you'll fit the bill cuz. WFW Womans champ...Vengeance."

Vengeance:"No...don't call me Vengeance..I AM NOT VENGEANCE!"

[Nick hops over the control computers and kicks Riddick in the face. Riddick tries to crawl over to his gun but Nick smashes his hand and grabs him by the scruff of his collar.]

Nick:"I've got an idea for a brand new gimmick CUZ! One where I get real pissed off and show you who the damn man is around here. Call me Mackdaddy! And answer me this Riddick....who's your daddy?"

[On the other side of the building JDS and Marcus O'Hera are about to join the fight against Derek Grimes...or at least they WERE about to.]

O'Hera:"I don't know how much help I can be against that dickmunch. I might be able to distract him long enough for you or Lito to open the portal inside the gem and realign the worlds."

JDS:"That's fine...we just need....wait....did you hear that?"

O'Hera:"Hear what?"

[Suddenly both men are blown across the room. Behind them stands Vulcan with a rather dark figure. The figure has long tentacles branching out from either side.]

Vulcan:"Excuse me people...we'll be taking the gem now."

Fraim:"(running into the room) What the hell was that...Vulcan? What are you doing here...and you've brought company...isn't that..."

[Vulcan's monster flings a fireball at Fraim but Fraim bashes it away and punches him but the monster laughs. Vulcan also smiles as we go into the outer room where DG is choking Dunkel and lito is trying to pull him off.]

BCD:"*Ech...hack...get...him off....hack*"

Lito:"I'm sorry but what does it look like I am trying to do here...jerk him off?"

[Lito smashes DG in the gut and he lets go of Dunkel. Dunkel smashes him across the face and then nails him with a knee to the face. The V'Kraan Gem falls to the floor and Lito sees it and picks it up. Dunkel notices it and grabs Lito. They start to struggle and DG smashes their heads together. Lito holds on to the gem.]

DG:"No no...you know fight each other...you fight DG and DG make you go bye bye die die."

[DG grabs Dunkel and shoves his fingers through Brian's stomach. Blood starts to trickle down DG's arm out of Brian's stomach. Lito grabs Jill and smashes DG across the eye. Dunkel falls to the floor. Lito rushes in and smashes DG some more and then nails him with a powerbomb. Lito stomps on his throat and then holds the gem up to the sky...the entire room starts to shake...a portal starts to form in front of the gem and lightning starts to fill the room. Dunkel makes it to his feet and tries to warn Lito that although he does not see it DG has risen to his feet again. DG bashes Dunkel back down to the floor and raises his hand to grab Lito's throat...DG goes to grab him when suddenly someone grabs Derek's hand in mid air...Lito hears it and turns around and DG looks to see who has his hand.]

DG:"Who be you...why you touch DG?"

Lito:"Who in the green hair are you?"

Sean:"The name is Sean McBride...Mr. Grimes where I come from you are pretty much the same as you are here...an unintelligent nimrod. Normally I wouldn't care what you do to Lito...but tonight he happens to be holding by ride home so...it's time you pea brain learns something most people already know."

DG:"Learn...what should DG learn from bad man?"

Sean:"That you my dumb friend....ARE IN MY SHADOW!"

[Sean nails DG with the shadow kill and then tells Lito to hurry up. Sean checks on Dunkel and he seems to be ok. The ground beneath them starts to tremble.]

Sean:"It doesn't look like this world is gonna hold up much longer...damn you father...ok Kruz...do your shit..get that portal open."

Lito:"It's opening...when it gets big enough you can enter....JDS should be here soon....but where the fuck is BA!"

[Several rooms over BA is locked in battle with BAX They exchange no words as BAX grips him by the throat and tries to bite him. BA shoves him away and tries to bite him. BAX knees BA in the groin and then flips him over onto his back. BAX stomps on BA's head and then lifts him up and gores him through the wall. BAX grabs BA by the arm and and then pulls him in and nails him with a belly-to-belly suplex. BA is stunned and BAX jumps on top of him and shows his fangs. BAX bends over to take a bite when suddely a stake flies through the air and lands near BA's hand. BA sees it and grabs it. BAX doesn't notice and as he leans in to bite BA...BA shoves the stake into BAX's heart. BAX stares down at BA as blood pours from his mouth and then he bursts into dust. BA looks up and sees Chris Hayes standing there.]

BA:"Thanks for the assist..he was actually stronger than me...I guess giving in to the darkside allowed him to be fully empowered. Look do you feel those violent shakes...this world is about to end..come with me."

Hayes:"No...my job was to kill the vampires and now their leader is dead....my place is here...I shall stay on this rotting planet till the very end..but you do not belong here...go...go and save your world...this one is about to crack."

BA:"Thank you..........hold on Lito...hold on JDS...I'm coming."

[Back at the airship the portal is opening and Sean is about to step through it but suddenly he is spun around by DG and DG decks him. Lito can't believe DG is still walking. DG jumps at Lito but suddenly he howls and falls to the floor. DG sits up and starts to howl and make stupid noises. Nick Claffey walks in holding Riddick by the back of the neck.]

Lito:"Yeah Vengeance!"

Mackdaddy:"No more Vengeance.....call me Mackdaddy!"

Lito:"Yeah Mackdaddy!"

[Suddenly Fraim goes flying across the room and Vulcan and a dark figure are standing in the doorway. JDS and Marcus O'Hera run down to Lito.]

Lito:"What the fuck...who bitched Fraim....isn't that...........GBT?"

Vulcan:"Yes it is sort of...you didn't really think I'd employ a man who missed 42 matches in a row unless he was on more than just regular pot..no see he was on special drugs...drugs to make him my newest warrior..and now we'll me taking the gem."

Sean:"Don't be stupid...this world is about to blow in under a minute."

Vulcan:"Than so be it...get them."

GBT:"As you wish...they will be destroyed."

DG:"HOWWWWWWLLL...DG no wanna play with monster."

[GBT releases huge metal tentacles from his back and they smack Sean and Lito the floor. The gem does not fall to the floor but rather rises to the roof and starts to shake. The whole room becomes windy. Suddenly the portal sucks in Sean McBride and Lito. JDS, Marcus O'Hera, Fraim, Vengeance, Riddick, DG, Vulcan, GBT, and Dunkel follow. The portal starts to close as BA runs into the room and gets sucked up too. The portal closes behind them and the ground shakes. The end is now and Earth X shatters into trillions of litle pieces and floats through space. Inside the gem the fighers look around in wonder. Everything is crystalline and white. There are cracks throughout and some pieces have fallen to the floor. JDS and BA start to help Sean put the pieces back in the holes. Riddick runs off away from them.]

BA:"Hey...."

Mackdaddy:"Let him go...we need to focus on the journey at hand."

Fraim:"Ok GBT....make your move."

[GBT shoots some lasers at Fraim but he blocks them and smashes GBT across the face. GBT turns to stone and absorbs the impact and then smashes Fraim into the crystal wall. A little tiny hole is formed and seems to be sucking in air.]

Vulcan:"YOU IDIOT....why are you not winning...DESTROY THEM ALL!" GBT:"Idiot...is that what I am to you?"

Vulcan:"Yes...I OWN YOU...you will do as I say."

Lito:"So is that all you are now GBT...just his bitch?"

GBT:"This is unacceptable..GBT cannot be owned..your proposal is unacceptable."

[GBT sends out a tentacle and it rips right through Vulcan's chest. Vulcan screams out and then falls down dead. Sean is quickly putting the pieces back in the hole and BA is helping...JDS has stopped.]

JDS:"Lito...I have an idea...everyone hold onto something."

Fraim:"Ah yes....I see what he means...well...perhaps in this instance the powers of heaven will once again hold me in high regard...do it JDS."

[JDS grabs Vulcan's limp body and smashes it against one of the walls until it cracks. The crack suddenly begins sucking things in but the fighteers are holding onto something. GBT starts to be pulled towards but he fights it. Fraim smiles and grabs GBT. Fraim dives towards the hole and they are sucked in...as they float away Fraim uses his magic to seal the hole and trap himself inside with the bio-warrior GBT. Inside Fraim looks at GBT.]

GBT:"This is unacceptable..."

Fraim:"Yeah well life sucks...get used to it. We're gonna be in here for the rest of eternity."

GBT:"No...just till I kill you."

Fraim:"I'm already dead...so like I said..you and me for eternity kid."

[Outside Sean finally places all the pieces together and the portal to the Earth opens. JDS, BA, and Sean rejoice. Mackdaddy smiles.]

Mackdaddy:"Look....you've said O'Hera and Lito are dead in your world...because of that they do not have to wrry about creating a temporal disturbance by entering your world..but your Nick Claffey still lives."

JDS:"We can't just fuckin leave you here to die though."

Sean:"Speak for yourself bro."

Mackdaddy:"But inside the gem...I will not age..and without Amber I have nothing. But I see now what it is to be brave. I shall remain inside the gem and serve as protector of the gem. I'll make sure this doesn't happen again."

BA:"Good lookin out...I guess he really is Clafftastic."

Mackdaddy:"Clafftastic? Woah that's good shit..Mr. Clafftastic...why didn't I think of that?"

BCD:"No one is...ugh..going anywhere."

[Brian pulls out a gun and holds them all at gun point.]

BCD:"I run this show dammit and a few wounds are not going to stop me from having what I want..now you are going to rearrange these pieces again until we find a world where I run EVERYTHING!"

Lito:"Hey Marcus...the revirbirator blew up with Earth X and has no bareing inside the gem right?"

O'Hera:"Yeah, why?"

Lito:"Hey DG.....Dunkel says he wants to play."

BCD:"What nooooooooooo!"

DG:"You want play with DG...me gonna make you die die now."

[DG leaps onto Dunkel and they crash through a wall which then seals up behind them. Inside we see Dunkel start to run and Derek chases after him. Sean, BA, Marcus O'Hera, Lito Kruz, and JDS jump through the portal and suddenly are standing inside the WFW offices back on Earth. Lito, Ryo, and Fraim are there.]

Ryo:"There they are...we have been worried crazy about you guys. We know you fixed the V'Kraan Gem...we could see it all but when the gem restored us it took us right back to the end of As The World Ends..yet it has now been days since then and you three are just arriving with....company...that guy with green hair..."

Lito:"Woah...is that me with green hair...and alive?"

Lito X:"Woah...I'm like dead."

Lito and Lito X:"NO WAY!"

Fraim:"And...Marcus O'Hera....?"

O'Hera:"That's right Dickmunch...say...do you have an opening for commentator for your Mayhem?"

Fraim:"I'm sure we'll thing of something!"

BA:"WAIT...something is wrong?"

Lito:"What is it..?"

BA:"My hunger...my fangs...where are they?"

Lito:"Now that you are back in your own world...regular laws of life apply to you...with JP dead the vampires will go back to normal. Vanessa, Lenora, Blayze....they've all turned back and now you and Sean will too it seems."

BA:"So I guess all is well that ends well."

Sean:"Not quite..I am the WFW champion...and at Malice...you BA will face a challenge even tougher than today's...you will face me and you wills ee you are in my shadow."

BA:"We'll see about that...I'll bring the pain..just be there!"

[BA and Sean leave in different directions and JDS walks off with Marcus. Fraim and Ryo take off and Lito is staring at Lito X.]

Lito X:"What is it like being dead?"

Lito:"Ever watch a Chad Chancer promo?"

Lito X:"Who?"

Lito:"Come on we'll get some Lito Juice and I'll explain everything."

Lito X:"How bout we get some Kruz Punch!"

Lito:"Some what...hmmm I really do have some explaining to do.....let's hope the world can stand two Lito's."

[Lito walks off with the other Lito and they discuss things....in the corner of the room we can see the V'Kraan Gem...a streak of lightning passes inside of it.]

THE END.......