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Results for April 8th, 2002. LIVE from EARTH X!




[Editors's Note:If anyone is confused at all by tonight's show don't worry-I am confused thinking it up!]


Book 4-"The Apocalypse Saga"
Theme-"End Of The World" by Cold

PART 3

[The scene opens with BA and Derek Grimes as they open the door to their lockeroom...to their surprise 8-Man is show on the floor in a pile of blood. Talcion is in the corner...frozen with a look of pain on his face. BA rips the door off of the hinges and screams.]

BA:"Who would dare do this to us...WHO WOULD DARE? DG....I want you to sniff out whoever did this...and then remember how we told you that you couldn't get all nutty with the other workers anymore...disregard that...do to him as you wish."

DG:"You mean...playtime for DG! (He howls)"

BA:"Yes...do what you will....make him suffer...then bring him before me."

DG:"Yes DG Make him suffer...DG have fun...(sniffs)...man went this way...headed for Dunkel he is...will not make it will he...play time! Hehehahahahaha!"

[Suddenly the scene changes to a bunch of people playing poker. The female K2 is there and she is in only her underwear as Ramus looks at his cards. Vaness O'Hera is thete to. Chris Miller tries to take a peek at the dealer's cards and the dealer suddenly jumps up from the table and pulls a gun on Miller.]

Dealer:"Now listen here varmint..no fair peakin at another man's cards partner. I reckon you best keep your eyes on your own cards 'fore we have to settle things my way...if you get my drift Miller."

Ramus:"Oh for the love of my IC title...sit down Riddick...the boy meant no harm...C'mon Miller can't speak after the accident with MV and Kydd Karnage..just let the kid play some strip poker..Vanessa it's your turn."

VO:"I was trying to read K2's face but I think she's bluffin...she's been losin all night."

K2:"Well like maybe I was like losing on purpose cause I know you all totally want a show...for sure even."

Riddick:"Well, I reckon that's a mighty fine idea little lady..in that case the hand I have going right now ought to impress you. Vanessa took two...ok read them and weep...full house-Queens over jacks! Beat that."

K2:"Ouch..I lose!"

[Miller throws his cards down.]

Ramus:"And I thought my three tens were special...you're the man Riddick."

VO:"Not so fast...partner. Read it and weep...Straight Flush-hearts. I think that makes me the winner."

[Riddick yanks out a revolver and blasts Vanessa...she flies to the floor in a heap.]

Riddick:"No little lady...I don't think that hand is good enough to win actually. I win...any questions 'bout that partners? Didn't reckon so!"

[Eric Cage and David Cage walk up to the table.]

DC:"Ramus Magna...just the man I was looking for...I dunno if you've been paying attention BUT tonight Studmutt the man...will take on that mexican piece of trash..Ryo Hyzaki. If Ryo wins then surely he will get a shot at BA and try to take down the Prime Time Players. So what I am am suggesting is that perhaps it might be in your best interest to help Studmutt win tonight BY ANY MEANS NECCESSARY! And Riddick...here is som gold that might sway your allegiance to Studdmutt's."

Riddick:"Haha...I reckon Studmutt is gonna win tonight for sure...damn Mexicans have to learn their lessons."

Ramus:"So Studmutt wants the PTP in his pocket...I'll have to go discuss this with Dunkel...you'll know our answer soon."

[Everyone leaves the room except the Cage brothers. Suddenly they here a whistle and turn around. BA pops up from around a corner and smashes David over the head and then powerbombs him through a table. Lito smacks Eric with Jill and then JDS flies in and spears him.]

Lito:"After careful consideration we won't be casting our votes for Studmutt tonight."

JDS:"So you're sure that Sean McBride is here somewhere too...and that he'll help US?"

BA:"You heard what JP said..if our JP is here there is no reason that McBride isn't? My only fear is that since they've been here much longer than us that something may have already happened to McBride. But we have to at least look. Now Lito-this is your world..if you were brian Dunkel where would you be?"

Lito:"Where else...top floor penthouse...their is security everywhere though."

JDS:"It's ok..I am beginning to notice that the fighters on this world are not as tough as ours...they have domination here so they've relaxed and lost a step or two..it will be hard but we'll find the damn gem!"

[David starts to stir so BA kicks him across the face and he nods back out. BA smiles.]

BA:"Shall we go.....up then?"

Lito:"Yeah...but for the love of soggy underwear...let's not run into Fraim...ok? Jill's heart can't take it?"

BA:"I see no reason to attrac Fraim's attention...however I may have a thing or two to settle with our old JP!"

[Way up on the top floor the PTP has been called together. Dunkel is talking to Vulcan as Rage, Archer, Wildfire, Jason Thomas, and Justin Sane wait. Vulcan and Dunkel are whispering.]

Vulcan:"If it's true about these outworlders then they'll be coming for the Gem..you must do something now!"

BCD:"Why don't we just lay back and let BA and his little brood take care of it?"

Vulcan:"I don not trust those animals completely when it comes to using their brains to get the job done..find Lito and these "otherworlders' and find me Chris Hayes...I fired that man and he just can't leave it alone..constantly pissing me off. I have assurance that I need not remind you that if they find the gem and put their world back together then none of us will exist."

BCD:"Understood..and I need not remind you that I do not take kindly to be talked down upon. Now back the fuck up and let me do my shit. OK GENTLEMEN...what we have here is a case of identical pains in the ass...it would seem that another Brian Richman and JDS from another world have come to this world and are trying to put their world back together and that means none of us will exist the way we are now..we cannot allow this to happen. We must not let them get their hands on the V'Kraan Gem so....where the hell is Ramus." [Vulcan walks into another room where a man is hung from the cieling with all sorts of wires running out of him.]

Vulcan:"It would appear that my need for you has become apparent. I hoped I would never have to use you...but this case calls for a severe measure to be taken...wake my pet...AWAKE!"

[In the dark it is impossible to see the creature's fface but his eyes open and glow red. Vulcan smiles and giggles.]

Vulcan:"Oh my...check mate people..I win as usual!"

[Elsewhere in the building Ramus is shown walking up a set of stairs when suddenly he is yanked down from behind....he rises up to see Shroud in his face.]

Ramus:"SHROUD! You are a fool to attack the PTP..we will overtake you!"

Shroud:"I don't see any PTP today Ramus..all I see is one lonely tool! So let's say you and I finish this right now."

Ramus:"Just the three of us?"

Shroud:"Three?"

[Suddenly Studmutt flies out of the staircase on the side and lunges onto Shroud. Ramus takes off his IC title belt and starts whipping Shroud in the face. As they start to overcome him Hunter comes flying up the stairs and attacks Studmutt. He yanks off his I-Net title and smaches him in the face with it. A shit is heard and Hunter grips his chest and then falls backwards over the railing and down to the bottom floor. Riddick is seen at the top of the staircase with s smoking gun.]

Riddick:"I reckon we are gonna need a new Internet champion..maybe I could be the new Internet champion....may..."

[The door swings open and Riddick is smashed in the face as Vengeance and Amber walk into the stairwell.]

Vengeance:"HONNNEYY..look we did it again. Riddick got an ouchy. He's gonna get mad he's gonna shoot at us like that time I got really drunk off 1 sip of Zima and pissed in his shoe. Holy pink spiders...we have to gert out of here before he blasts more holes in us than plot on Dawson's Creek."

Amber:"Wait...isn't that Ramus and Studmutt double teaming Shroud? We should help Shroud?"

Vengeance:"Help Shroud and get beat up or run and scream like a girlie girl. Well he who fights and runs away...lives to fight another day honey. I'm brave but my legs aren't and they say let's scram like now Amber! Shroud can take care of this..he's Shroud..if he wasn't then why would he say he was. Let's make like a tree and blow this joint."

Amber:"Isn't it make like a tree and leaf...like leave?"

Vengeance:"Fine then let's make like K2 and blow ok!"

[They take off and Chris Miller walks in with a smile. He starts kicking the crap out of Riddick and steals his guns and runs away. As he runs through the door JDS is on the other side and he nails him with s spin kick that sends him across the floor. They burst through the door to go upstairs and see the fight. JDS slides down the bannister and right into Ramus and then tosses him into the wall. BA rusn down the steps and dropkicks Studmutt down the steps. A door below them bursts open and Archer and Wildfire rush in. Wildfire slams JDS across the back and Archer lowblows BA.]

Lito:"Ok Jill...they are gonna need our help...any ideas..what do you mean take out? We can't think about food at a time like this...I'll take care of this..OK...who wants some Kruz Punch?"

[Lito rushes down and smashes Archer with Jill. Lito spins Archer around and tosses him head first into the solid wall. Archer slumps to the ground. Lito tosses Ramus into Wildfire. Wildfire falls to the floor and JDS wraps his legs around Wildfire's head and yanks on them to knock him out. Suddenly the noise draws more fighters as Jason Thomas rushes through the door only to be met by an Ass Drop on the stairs from BA. Damien Rage comes through the door next. Studmutt takes this chance to run away as Ramus and Rage plow into Lito and BA and knock them down. Rage rips the bannister off and swings it at JDS who ducks. JDS runs up the stais and Rage and Ramus give chase. BA grabs Lito and they run after them. At the bottom of the stairs we see a man lying in a pool of blood. It's Earth X's JP. Above him is the vampire, JP, and Fraim.]

Fraim:"Well now we are down to one JP but that was them...we should go after them."

JP:"NO...why don't we let the PTP take care of them and in the meantime find McBride and the Gem and start a whole new world...one where we dominate and Lito Kruz and all the other little pains in my ass don't exist."

Fraim:"Good idea..then is is to Dunkel we shall go...I'll set off his sensors if I use my powers to POOF inside his office...we'll have to walk...let's go!"

[Elsewhere in the arena Reaper is still trying to track down the otherworld BA and JDS! He slowly opens the door to a room on the 14th floor and a bucket of liquid falls down upon him.]

Reaper:"What the hell is this shit...who is playing practical jokes and putting water buckets above doors? Hmmm it doesn't smell like water...it smells like..."

[Sean McBride appears from behind a desk in the room!]

Sean:"Smells like...gasoline perhaps? That is cause that is indeed what it is. Hmm...I was sitting here smoking this cigarette when I remembered I don't smoke..you want it? Here take a drag!"

[Sean flicks the cigarette at Reaper and he goes up in a blaze. reaper screams and then falls to the floor in flames. Sean warms his hands up by the fire.]

Sean:"Silly vampire..don't you know those things will kill you? So Dunk-money is on the next floor..time to go pay him a visit and get that Gem and....hmmm I sense..my father...so father you are here after all. Good..than I shall meet you on the top floor...we have much to settle."

[Back down on the 10th floor, Rage grabs JDS and chokeslams him onto the floor. He picks up the bannister and swings it but BA grabs it from behind him. Ramus kicks BA and then nails him with a neckbreaker. Lito rushes inthe room and sees an electrical box and starts to mess with it.]

Lito:"Ooh Jill...maybe we can make this thing shoot a fireball at Rage like in the movies..OUCH...fuckin thing shocked me. Ouch..it did it again dammit." (Smashes it with Jill and it starts sparking.) Oh shit..I did it now..is it supposed to spark like that..what Jill? What do you mean look out?"

[Lito looks and Rage is about to nail him with the bannister. Lito drops to the floor and the bannister smashes into the electrical box. The current shoots throught the metal and into Rage. Rage's nose starts to bleed and he trembles violently and falls to the floor. Ramus sees he is all alone.]

Ramus:"Ok look...we can work out a deal here...look on the next floor there is a private staircase that leads to the top floors. Here is my keycard..that will let you get in and after that you are on your own ok. Right now in the ring Studmutt hould be kicking Ryo's ass...as soon as it ends the commentators will head up to the upperfloors with some reporters so I'd watch fot them but other than that you're safe. Can I go?"

BA:"No way...you are about 5 seconds away from the most violent beating of your life...."

Lito:"NO!...we don't have the time..let him go."

BA:"Yeah ...but..."

JDS:"Lito is right...really BA....trust us...Lito knows what he is talking about..I mean look at Ramus..reallycan you see he has put his terrible ways...BEHIND him!"

BA:"What? Ohhhhhhh yes we must go....bye Ramus!"

[They run off and Ramus stands up and smiles.]

Ramus:"Suckers...I'm gonna warn Dunkel about them and they'll be shot as soon as they get to the door. What is that smell?"

[Ramus turns around and Shroud is standing right behind him. Shroud grabs him by the throat and smiles as the scene goes back to Lito, BA, and JDS on the 11th floor. They come to the door that requires Ramus' keycard.]

JDS:"OK let's see if thsi thing works..(JDS swipes it and the door opens.) Niceness..the fuckin thing works....ok let's get our fuckin asses in their and beat the shit out of some more people shall we?"

[The door slams shut on them.]

Lito:"Holy mother of chunky sea tuna...who closed the door?"

BA:"(sniffs)...well I know the answer to your question...I'm just not sure you're gonna like it...cause I think we have a fight on our hands!"

Lito:"What makes you say that?"

BA:"The big drooling, violent maniac with bloodlust in his eyes...sorta gives it away!"

[Derek Grimes leaps out of nowhere and takes JDS down. He blocks a shot from Lito and slashes his chest open. Blood trickles down Lito's chest as he falls. BA grips Derek and tosses him into a wall but DG flips over and kicks off the wall and then clotheslines BA. DG then smashes BA across the face with his hardcore title.]

DG:"DG like playtime...want to play some more..we play a new game called "Kill the toys!" DG have fun...make you bleed...make you die...die die die die die die die die die die.....DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

TO BE CONTINUED.......

[Mayhem fades out!]



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