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When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then act like it wasn't you Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask them if they have an appointment Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they hear something ticking Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers Ask, "Did you feel that?" Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally When the doors close, announce to others, "It's okay. Don't panic. They will open up again." Swat at flies that don't exist Tell people that you can see their aura Call out, "Group hug!", then enforce it Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up!" Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask. "Got enough air in there?" Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on." Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to other passengers, "This is my personal space."
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