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Anne Hathaway was the wife of William Shakespeare. She married at the age of twenty six. This is really unusual for the time. Most people married young, like at the age of eleven or twelve. Life was not as romantic as we may picture it. Here are some examples:
Anne Hathaway's home was a three bedroom house with a small parlor, which was seldom used (only for company), kitchen, and no bathroom. Mother and Father shared a bedroom. Anne had a queen sized bed, but did not sleep alone. She also had two other sisters, and they all shared the bed with six servant girls (this is before she married). They didn't sleep lengthwise like we do, but all laid on the bed crosswise. At least they had a bed. The other bedroom was shared by her six brothers and thirty field workers. They didn't have a bed. Everyone just wrapped up in their blanket and slept on the floor. They had no indoor heating, so all the extra bodies kept them warm.
They were also small people. The men grew to be about 5'6" and the women were 4'8". In their house they had forty seven people living.
Most people got married in June. Why? They took their yearly bath in May, so they were still smelling pretty good by June. The brides would carry a bouquet of flowers to hide their body odor.
Like I said, they took their yearly bath in May, but it was just a big tub that they would fill with hot water. The man of the house would get the privilege of the nice clean water. Then all of the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children. Thus, the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water". It was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
I'll describe their house a little. You've heard of thatch roofs. Well, that's all they were. Thick straw, piled high, with no wood underneath. It was the only place for the little animals to get warm, so the dogs, cats and other small animals such as mice, rats and bugs all lived in the roof. When it rained it became slippery, so sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Thus the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs".
Since there was nothing to stop things from falling into the house, they would just try to clean up a lot. But this posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and droppings from animals could really mess up your nice clean bed, so they found if they would make beds with big posts and hang a sheet over the top, it would prevent that problem. That's where those beautiful big four poster beds with canopies came from.
When you came into the house you would notice most times that the floor was dirt. Only the wealthy had something other than dirt, and that's where the saying "dirt poor" came from. The wealthy would have slate floors. That was fine but in the winter they would get slippery when they got wet, so they started to spread thresh on the floor to help keep their footing. As the winter wore on, they would just keep adding it and adding it until when you opened the door it would all start slipping outside. So, they put a peice of wood at the enrty way, a "thresh hold".
In the kitchen, they would cook over the fire. They had a fireplace in the kitchen/parlor that was seldom used, and sometimes one in the master bedroom. They had a big kettle that always hung over the fire and every day they would light the fire and start adding things to the pot. Mostly they ate vegetables, they didn't get much meat. They would eat the stew for dinner then leave the leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight and then start over the next day. Somtimes the stew would have food in it that had been in there for a month! Thus the rhyme, "Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot, nine days old."
Sometimes they could get a hold of some pork. They really felt special when that happened, and when company came over, they had a rack in the parlor where they would bring out some bacon and hang it to show if off. That was a sign of wealth that a man could really "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with the guests and they would all sit around and "chew the fat."
If you had money, your plates were made out of pewter. Sometimes some of their food had a high acid content and some of the lead would leach out into the food. They really noticed it happened with tomatoes, so they stopped eating tomatoes for four hundred years.
Most people didn't have pewter plates though. They all had trenchers. That was a piece of wood with the middle scooped out like a bowl. They never washed their boards and a lot of times worms would get into the wood. After eating off the trencher with worms, they would get "trench mouth."
Bread was divided according to status. The workers would get the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family would get the middle, and the guests would get the top, or the "upper crust."
They also had lead cups and when they would drink ale or whiskey, the combination would sometimes knock them out for a couple of days. They would be walking along the road and here would be someone knocked out and they thought they were dead. They would pick them up and take them home and get them ready to bury. They realized if they were too slow about it, the person would wake up. Also, maybe not all of the people they were burying were dead. They would lay them on the kitchen table for a couple of days, the family would gather around and eat and drink and wait and see if they would wake up. That's where the custom of holding a "wake" came from.
Since England is so old and small, they started running out of places to bury people. They started digging up some coffins and would take the bones to a house and reuse the grave. They started opening these coffins and found that some had scratch marks inside them. One out of twenty five were that way and they realized they had still been burying people alive. So, they thought they would tie a string on their wrist and lead it through the coffin and up through the ground and tie it to a bell. Someone would sit in the graveyard all night to listen for the bell. That is how the saying "graveyard shift" was made. If the bell would ring, they would know that someone was "saved by the bell" or he was a "dead ringer."
Amazing, eh?
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