Pictures of Just Me
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The Infamous Bar Scene My dad, me, and my dad's friend Julius
(from back to front). My dad and his friend told the chick behind the
bar that we were going around the lower penninsula (of Michigan obviously)
to all the bars and getting our picture taken. Which we really weren't
but it was funny cuz the lady believed us and even directed us to another
nearby bar. See that white hot dog paper in front of me. I was supposed to
save some of that hot dog for our actual dog, a beagle, who was waiting
in the truck. But I forgot. The dog didn't really care. Note: A copy of this
picture does happen to hang in my front room, hence the infamy (in my family
anyway).
A Boy and His Deer Me, and a not-real deer (left to right),
in front of my grandmama's house. The fact that I could get that close
to the amazing creature only proves my excellent stealthing skills.
The Young Pyrotechnician A burning couch, and me (left to right).
Look how cute and innocent I like. I actually didn't start the fire, it was
burning, my dad started it. It's up at my uncle's cabin in Muskeagon.
Note: There is a nifty shooting bench at the back and to the left.
That fact isn't significant to anything, but I just felt like pointing
it out.
Happy Easter Me being pretty crazy eating one of my grandma's
famous Jell-O eggs on Easter. (She made 'em before Jell-o even came out
with the little egg molds for them). And just think, I am that weird, and
I wasn't even drunk or anything. That's one hell of a nifty sweater isn't it?
I'm surprised I didn't have Chicquita banana sticker on my forehead like I usually
do in all the other pictures of me at my granma's house. Note: Yes, that is
a glass of wine in front of me, but it isn't mine, it belongs to that hand
that is also in the picture, which belongs to my uncle.
I'm Lost In The Snow Ok, so I'm not really lost, not physically
lost anyway, mentally on the other hand... Nothing much to say about this
picture. Maybe if it was bigger you'd be able to see the amazingly straight
rows of trees that I am standing in. It's pretty weird.
Let's Get Stoned No, I'm not really stoned. Ok, maybe I am,
who knows what I did as a child...I know I don't. Actually I think I am
just really tired, or something. My little camouflage shirt is pretty
cool huh? See, I started that whole camouflage fad a long time ago.
And no, that's not puke in the cup. It's chocolate milk or something.
Keep On Trucking Me in my uncle's Mercede (yes, it really is a
Mercedes) military truck. It's pretty cool. If there was ever a staged
picture, this is it. With the beer bottle (which isn't actually empty)
and me "driving" the truck. Cool, huh? I thought so.
The Young Aeronautical Engineer Me, once again, at my
grandma's house. After one of my birthdays, with one of my new toys,
a big ass styrofoam airplane. Those things are really cool when the
crash right into someone and the wings like blow off. Trust me on this
one, its cool. Note: I am reattaching the wings, so they obviously fell
off for some reason.
My School Mug My 1999-2000 school picture. Real nice, huh?
Yeah, I didn't think so either. But I figured one simple picture should
be in my gallery, so, here it is.
My First Hunting Rifle I actually got a 12-pointer with this
sucker. And man does it ever kick. It is kinda cumbersome though. I actually
have no idea when or where this was taken. Probably on the way to camping or a
gun & knife show or something.